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CraftyFart: Where the only thing scarier than creepers is your roommate’s midnight snack

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Are you tired of waiting decades for the next game in your favorite series? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, the next game in the series will be released in just 5 minutes! That’s right, we have a team of super speedy developers who can churn out games faster than you can say “Bethesda.” And not only that, but the series will never end because we have a magical TV show that will keep the story going for eternity. Join us now and experience the never-ending saga of blocky adventures!

CraftyMcCraftFace – Where even the numbers have a sense of humor! #464613884

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a golden feather that grants them the power to fly! And don’t worry about griefers, because our admin team is made up of highly trained ninja penguins who will protect your creations with their icy breath.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. Will you be brave enough to explore its gooey depths? Join us now and find out!

CowCraft: Where Normal Cattle Think They’re Players!

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Are you tired of being a normal cattle in the Minecraft world? Do you want to escape the mundane life of pitiful allowances and jangling keys? Then join our server where you can be anything but normal!

On our server, you can escape the chains of normalcy and become a true Minecraft legend. Our parents don’t make any attempt to emancipate their dynasty, but that’s okay because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to care!

Forget about fast food and tobacco, on our server, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of adventure. So come join us and break free from the shackles of normalcy. Who needs a Mc Burger when you can have a Minecraft feast fit for a king? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

SerialCraft: Where even the creepers are better at relationships than her ex!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to its clucking majesty. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also where the infamous serial masturbator found love and got married. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect place to find true love? So come join us and see if you can find your soulmate among the pixelated chaos.

KpopCraft: Where Arab, Latinx, and Central Asian Females Rule the Minecraft World!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!

Join us and you’ll find a community of Arab, Latinx, and Central Asian females who are obsessed with Kpop for some reason. Maybe it’s because our server is so lit that even Kpop stars can’t resist joining in on the fun!

We’ve got crazy events like virtual Kpop concerts where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes. Plus, our server is so diverse that you’ll never run out of new friends to meet and adventures to go on.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft ride of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next Kpop sensation in the Minecraft world.

Pixel Peepers Playground: Where Kiara’s Tits Swing and Creepers Explode!

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. We have more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween.

During her streams, our admin once accidentally turned a pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand. True story, bro. And don’t even get us started on the time our players built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a herd of cats on catnip, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Crafty McCraftface: Where ‘play ffxiv!’ is just a suggestion

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have CATGIRLS! That’s right, you can have your very own catgirl companion to help you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who can grant you special powers like flying and invisibility. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Squishy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Virgins Unite! Minecraft Server – Where even creepers get more action than you!

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Are you tired of listening to advice from involuntary virgins? Want to join a Minecraft server where only the most seductive players are allowed? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who have successfully seduced countless mobs and villagers. Join us and learn the ways of the seduction master! Who needs diamonds when you can have charm? Holy kek, this server is where the real players are at!

Egirl Emporium: Where Friendship is Optional and Diamonds are Forever

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where egirls unite in a quest to find true friendship and avoid thirsty gamers! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious memes, and maybe even a little bit of drama (but only the good kind, we promise).

Our server is the perfect place for egirls to come together and show the world that they can be besties too, despite what the rumors may say. Plus, we have a strict no-thirsty-gamers policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll only be surrounded by genuine friendships and wholesome vibes.

So come on, join us and see why all the cool egirls are hanging out here. Who knows, you might just find your new BFF (or at least a hilarious meme or two). Let’s show the world that egirls can stick together and have a blast while doing it!

DesensitizedCraft: Where zombies are just misunderstood neighbors and creepers are your new BFFs

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing that will truly shock you is how epic our gameplay is! Forget about gore and porn, we’ve got creepers exploding and zombies chasing after you – now that’s real horror!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only thing you’ll be begging for is more diamonds. Our server is so addicting, you’ll be praying for more time to play (and maybe for a little luck with those rare drops).

So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft adventure. Who needs therapy when you’ve got a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sleep schedule might).

Players:	91/800	Votes:	1203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Players:	92/200	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Players:	105/700	Votes:	3552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	402647

Players:	100/400	Votes:	638
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Players:	110/400	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Players:	110/200	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Towns Built:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Players:	94/500	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Players:	110/900	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Players:	93/400	Votes:	6756
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Animals Bred:	22	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mines Excavated:	3593
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

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