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Jews spend billions telling you to hate China and love India Minecraft SMP

Angry, Billions, Canada, Canadian citizens, Canadian government, CEO positions, China, detained Muslims, fake schools, hate, hitmen, Import, India, Indian government, Indians, Jewish company directors, Jews, love, Minecraft, pajeets, retarded Muslims, smp, spend, Telling

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Want to join a server run by Jewish company directors who hand out CEO positions to Indians? Look no further! We even have fake schools set up by Jews to import millions of pajeets – talk about a crazy education system!

But wait, there’s more! The Canadian government is all up in arms about China detaining Muslims, but when the Indian government sends hitmen to Canada to take out Canadian citizens, it’s all good in the hood. Who needs logic when you’ve got this level of chaos?

So come on and join us for a truly unpredictable and insane Minecraft experience. Just remember, anything can happen in this server – and we mean anything!

SongSucksMinecraftSMP

annoying song, awful song, bad music, cringeworthy song, despised music, ear torture, hated songs, irritating songs, least favorite song, music fails, music nightmares, musical atrocities, song disasters, songs to avoid, SongSucksMinecraftSMP, terrible music, terrible tunes, worst lyrics, worst music ever, worst song

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Holy Grails Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of listening to terrible music? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from bad tunes! Join us and you’ll never have to endure another cringe-worthy song again. Our server is protected by a magical jukebox that only plays bangers, so say goodbye to ear torture and hello to epic gaming vibes. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret power of turning bad songs into diamonds in-game. So why waste your time listening to awful music when you could be mining for precious gems in our awesome SMP? Join us now and rock out in style!

PrankCraft2021

class of, funny pranks, Graduation, high school, high school memories, high school prank, Mischief, Practical Jokes, PrankCraft2021, pranks, School days, school memories, school pranks, school tradition, senior class, senior prank, senior prank ideas, senior pranks, senior year, senior year memories, teenage mischief

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Alien Abductions:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchantments Applied:	169	Divine Spears Created:	16

Join our Minecraft server and relive the glory days of high school pranks! We have a special senior prank area where you can unleash your inner mischief maker and pull off epic pranks on your friends. From filling their houses with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant toilet, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ghost of the school principal haunts our server, seeking revenge on those who dare to break the rules. Will you be brave enough to face the wrath of the ghostly principal?

So come on down to our server and show off your prankster skills. Just remember, what happens in high school, stays in high school – especially when it involves exploding sheep and flying pigs!

KoreanKidzGoneAWOL

adoption fraud, ap, families, generations, Korean children, KoreanKidzGoneAWOL, long tail, Separated, tags, widespread

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. like, imagine if you were in a world where adoption fraud was, like, the norm and you had to, like, find your family in the craziest ways possible. that’s what this server is all about, man.

you gotta, like, navigate through a world filled with obstacles and challenges, all while trying to reunite with your long-lost family. but, like, watch out for the corrupt officials and shady characters trying to keep you apart. it’s a wild ride, for sure.

but hey, if you’re up for the challenge and want to experience a totally unique and wacky Minecraft adventure, then this server is the place to be. join now and see if you have what it takes to uncover the truth and reunite with your family. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Classmates Reunion Minecraft Server

Bonding, catching up, childhood friends, childhood memories, childhood reunion, class reunion, classmates, elementary school, friendship goals, FRIENDSHIPS, getting back together, long lost friends, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, old schoolmates, reconnecting, Reminiscing, reunion, school buddies, school reunion, Server, socializing

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magic Items Found:	8587	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of feeling like the outcast in your elementary school reunion group chat because you haven’t kept in touch? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to reconnect with your long-lost classmates in the most epic way possible!

Join our server and challenge your old friends to epic build battles, where you can show off your superior block-placing skills and assert your dominance as the ultimate Minecraft master. Rekindle old friendships by teaming up to take down the Ender Dragon or embark on a quest to find the elusive Notch’s Golden Apple.

But beware, not all of your classmates may be as friendly as you remember. Some may have turned to the dark side and become griefers, ready to sabotage your builds and steal your diamonds. It’s up to you to navigate the treacherous waters of elementary school drama and come out on top as the reigning champion of the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and show your old classmates that you’re not just the kid they used to know – you’re a Minecraft legend in the making!

Honkai: Star Rail General – Minecraft SMP

Character Banners, Feixiao, feixiao 0910, feixiao files, feixiao general, Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue, general, Honkai, Imaginary Erudition, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Nothing to Laugh At, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, smp, star, star rail, taking it easy, Thread Template, Tools

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Farms Harvested:	914
Runes Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos!

Our server is so epic that even the Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue would be jealous! We have Feixiao causing mischief everywhere, making sure there’s never a dull moment. And don’t even get us started on the Myriad Celestia Trailer – it’s like a rollercoaster of adventure!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the characters banners are on fire! Feixiao, Kafka, Black Swan, Robin, Moze, Asta, Luka – they’re all here to party with you!

And if that’s not enough, we have redeemable codes that will blow your mind! Get your hands on Rappa and his 5* Imaginary Erudition before it’s too late!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find Feixiao causing chaos in your own backyard!

ChopstickCraft Minecraft Server

Asian culture, Assumptions, awkward situation, ChopstickCraft, Chopsticks, Communication, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, dinner table, EMBARRASSING, Etiquette, family dinner, family dynamics, Girlfriend, Manners, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Server, Siblings, social norms, Taiwanese culture, training chopsticks, White

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4404
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Love Letters Sent:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where we eat with chopsticks like pros! Just like the time my brother’s girlfriend thought training chopsticks were a thing and I accidentally made her feel like she was in a chopstick boot camp. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? So come join us for some hilarious mishaps and unforgettable moments on our server. Who knows, you might even learn some mad chopstick skills along the way!

StepKidSnubbedMC

annual income, biological parent, blended family, child support, Childcare costs, Communication, ex-spouses, family dynamics, Family Support, financial contributions, financial obligations, financial responsibility, household expenses, Obligations, parenting responsibilities, personal finances, provider, relationship dynamics, stepchildren, StepKidSnubbedMC, unfair situation

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of feeling like the financial underdog in your own household? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to provide for is your virtual farm!

Imagine a world where your spouse’s exes are actually helpful and contribute to the household expenses. On our server, you can build a virtual mansion with your virtual riches and show off to all the other players.

Forget about real-life financial obligations and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is how to defeat the Ender Dragon. Join now and leave all your financial worries behind!

Blockin’ Love Quest

Blockin, busy schedule, emotional baggage, fear of being hurt again, fear of commitment, fear of intimacy, fear of rejection, fear of vulnerability, high standards, lack of communication, lack of confidence, lack of opportunities, lack of self-love, Loneliness, love, past heartbreak, perfectionism, Quest, self-doubt, social anxiety, trust issues, unrealistic expectations, unresolved issues

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9938
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Items Found:	4381
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of being single because you spend all your time playing Minecraft alone? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save your love life! Join us and find your player 2 in a world full of pixelated romance and adventure. Who needs Tinder when you have diamond swords and creepers to bond over? So come on, join our server and let’s craft some love connections together!

Girl’s Self-Insert Minecraft Server

do girls self insert, female audience, Female Characters, female perspective, female readership, female representation, female viewership, Girls, girls in entertainment, girls in media, girls self insert, Minecraft, self insert, self insert into, self insert question, selfinsert, Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9135
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3831
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Star Shards Collected:	174	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where girls are a rare sight? Well, look no further because on our server, girls are constantly self-inserting left and right! Join in on the fun and see just how many girls you can spot building epic structures and slaying zombies with their diamond swords.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of too much block-building on the human brain. Will you become a master builder or lose your mind in a sea of pixelated blocks? There’s only one way to find out!

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is talking about it. And who knows, you might even find love among the creepers and skeletons. Join now and let the craziness begin!