Astra Vale

admins, Adventure, Anarchy, Astra Vale, Community, Cross-Play, crossplay, Dedicated, Development, Discord, Economy, Features, Feedback, Gamemodes, Land Claims, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, Network, Plugins, quality of life, Server, smp, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Votes:	315	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Astra Vale is a crossplay network with heavily dedicated admins and a beautiful feature-rich discord server. New gamemodes and features coming soon. All development is prioritized based on community feedback. SMP is open now with land claims, MCMMO, quality of life plugins, and so much more! Head on over to Astra Vale and begin your adventure today!

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DadCraft SMP – The Dad Bod Edition

BOD, Caregiver, dad, DadCraft, Daddy Issues, daddy’s boy, daddy’s girl, Edition, family, family bond, family love, Father, Fatherhood, Hero, love, mentor, Parent, paternal figure, Protector, provider, relationship, Role Model, smp, Support

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, my dad is the owner of this server and he’s basically a Minecraft wizard. Legend has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. Yeah, you heard me right, a CARROT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing cows, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for my dad, he’s known to challenge players to epic build battles and he’s never lost…yet.

NoPeeZone Minecraft Server

bathroom cleanliness, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom usage, en suite bathroom, family communication, family dynamics, household responsibilities, household rules, makeup obsession, Minecraft, NoPeeZone, personal space, privacy boundaries, Server, sharing space, sibling conflicts, sibling favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, teenage hygiene, teenage independence, teenage siblings

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6301
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring…unless it comes to bathrooms! Join us for a wild adventure where you can have your very own en suite bathroom just like the OP in this story. No need to worry about sharing with siblings or dealing with foul smells, because on our server, each player gets their own private bathroom oasis.

Experience the luxury of having a bathroom all to yourself, without any clogs, splatters, or strange diets causing chaos. And if you ever need to relieve yourself in peace, rest assured that no one will be hogging the bathroom for hours on end while perfecting their makeup look.

So come on over and join our server for a bathroom experience like no other. Who knew that Minecraft could offer such a luxurious and hilarious escape from bathroom drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

NoKidsAllowedCraft

Accommodation, babysitter, childcare, childproof, Expectations, extended family, family, Guilt, Home office, nephew, Niece, NoKidsAllowedCraft, OVERWHELMING, privacy, rearrange, selfish, single mom, Space, unhelpful, work from home

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1541	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of privacy and personal space! Just like this guy who refused to let his sister’s kids stay with him, we value our alone time and don’t want any unexpected guests crashing our virtual home.

Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about childproofing your Minecraft house or dealing with unexpected visitors. Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of family obligations and enjoy some peace and quiet while you build your dream world.

Plus, if anyone tries to guilt trip you into letting them stay in your virtual home, you can just block them and never have to deal with their drama again. Who needs family when you have a whole Minecraft server to explore?

So come join us and build your own private paradise without any unwanted guests or family drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun than babysitting your sister’s kids for a week!

OverpricedButWorthIt – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP where everything is made out of diamond blocks! That’s right, even the dirt is diamond! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is located in the mythical land of Blingtopia, where diamonds grow on trees and pigs fly (literally, they have wings).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs that hatch into mini diamond golems.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a diamond-encrusted llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a suit of armor made entirely out of emerald blocks? Trust us, it may seem overpriced, but it’s totally worth it for the epic adventures and outrageous riches that await you in Blingtopia!

RetroCraft: Because Diamonds are Forever

appreciation, Connection, culture, diamonds, Gratitude, heritage, hindsight, History, Impact, IMPORTANCE, Legacy, lessons learned, Memories, Nostalgia, perspective, preservation, Reflection, RetroCraft, Significance, tradition, VALUES, wisdom

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Potions Brewed:	144
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a time machine on steroids! Travel back in time and bring back the most important thing – your sense of humor!

Join us and embark on epic quests to retrieve ancient artifacts like the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Chuck Norris or the Enchanted Pork Chop of Elvis Presley. But beware, the past is full of dangers like zombie dinosaurs and creeper pirates!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a T-Rex into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the laughter begin!

AddictiveCraft: MontrealMan vs Socials

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

so, like, have you ever been so addicted to social media that you wanted to sue them? well, this dude from montreal actually did it! he was, like, scrolling through his feed for hours and hours, forgetting to eat and sleep and stuff. so now he’s launching a class-action lawsuit against all the social media platforms for being too addictive.

but, like, while he’s fighting the good fight, you should totally join our minecraft server! it’s so addictive, you’ll forget all about social media. we’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and even a secret underground society of llamas who control the server.

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free llama mount to ride around on. trust me, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to leave. so come join us and escape the addictive clutches of social media!

EarthSysCollapseCraft

#sustainability, alarming trends, Biodiversity loss, climate change, collapse, critical situation, Earth systems, EarthSysCollapseCraft, ecological collapse., ecological disaster, ecosystem collapse, environmental crisis, environmental degradation, findings, global warming, Natural resources, planetary health, research, scientific study, study, urgent action needed

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2172
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	353
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1278	Emeralds Found:	1410
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

so like, u know how the earth is like, kinda falling apart and stuff? well, why not escape to our epic minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff. like, who needs the real world when u can have a virtual one, amirite?

join our server and u can like, save the earth by building ur own sustainable paradise. u can like, plant virtual trees and stuff and stop the virtual climate change. u can be a hero in the virtual world, dude.

plus, like, there’s no annoying politicians or global warming on our server. just u, ur friends, and endless possibilities. u can like, ride virtual unicorns and battle virtual dragons. it’s gonna be epic, bro.

so like, why waste ur time on a dying planet when u can join our minecraft server and like, save the world one block at a time. u won’t regret it, trust me.

The Crazy S’mores Server – No Fires Allowed! 21+ Minecraft Fun!

adventurers, Adventures, Allowed, Applications, Challenging, Community, crazy, Datapacks, Discord, Fire, Fires, Friends, Fun, java, Mature, Minecraft, Pl3xmap, Plugins, respectful, Server, smores, smp, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, Whitelist

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Star Shards Collected:	248
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Welcome to The Cozy Shire Server!

Overview:

Launch Date	July 28, 2024 🚀
Version	1.21 Map 🌍
Difficulty	Hard 💪
Fire Spread	Turned Off 🔥🚫
Pl3xMap	Yes 🗺️✨
Discord	Yes 🎙️
LGBTQI+ Friendly	Yes 🌈

Upcoming Events:

Ender Dragon fight! 🐉
Shopping District Opening 💸
Nether Hub Design Comp. 🔥
Stronghold Design Comp. 👽

Why Join Us?

Our mission is to build a kind, accepting, and encouraging community where everyone feels at home. Join us to make friends, embark on adventures, and build something amazing together.

List of plugins and datapacks:

Datapacks Installed (All from Vanilla Tweaks):

Silence Mobs
Player Head Drops
More Mob Heads
Custom Nether Portals
Mini Blocks
Wandering Trades
Armor Statues
Unlock All Recipes
More Effective Tools
Fast Leaf Decay
Multiplayer Sleep
Double Shulker Shells
Armored Elytra
Anti Enderman Grief
Durability Ping
AFK Display
Spawn Teleport
Kill Empty Boats

Plugins Installed:

CoreProtect
DiscordSRV
Chunker
Pl3xMap

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What is the age requirement to join The Cozy Shire server?

A: You must be 21 years or older to join our server. We prioritize mature and respectful interactions among our community members.

Q: Can I join if I’m LGBTQI+?

A: Yes! The Cozy Shire is a safe and inclusive space for everyone, including members of the LGBTQI+ community.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply by filling out the application form at https://forms.gle/3oU3jXHcXbCRsXEcA

CraftySpaghetti – Minecraft Server

54-58, CraftySpaghetti, falegname, Gesù, Giacomo, Giuda, Giuseppe, il filo, incredulità, ITA, Maria, matteo, Minecraft, miracoli, Mt 13, Patria, prodigi, profeta, sapienza, scandalo, Server, simone, sinagoga, sorelle, Vangelo

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1722
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Magic Items Found:	2536	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness like never before!

Picture this: Jesus himself logs into our server and starts teaching in the village synagogue. The villagers are in awe, asking, “Where did he learn all this wisdom and do these miracles? Isn’t he just the son of a carpenter? And his mom, Mary, isn’t she just a regular lady? And his siblings, James, Joseph, Simon, and Judas? And his sisters, aren’t they all just chilling with us?” It’s a scandalous affair, but hey, that’s just how we roll!

But wait, there’s more! Jesus himself tells the villagers, “A prophet is never respected in his own hometown.” And just like that, the villagers are left scratching their heads in disbelief. Our server is full of unexpected twists and turns, making it the most exciting place to be in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

JuneBrosCraft Minecraft SMP

best-selling video games, bestsellers, bros, game rankings, game sales, Gaming, gaming industry, gaming trends, june, June bestsellers, June releases, June sales, june video games, JuneBrosCraft, Minecraft, popular games, smp, top charts, top games, top sellers, top video games, video game market, video games

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up all you gamers out there! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, it’s basically on fire? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: you log on and instantly you’re greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to find the rarest diamonds in all the land. But watch out, because there’s a group of evil chickens trying to steal them for their nefarious chicken army!

But don’t worry, you’ll have your trusty llama sidekick, Larry, to help you on your epic journey. Together, you’ll battle giant spiders, build the most epic bases, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden carrots? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!

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