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CraftyFactsMC

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	891	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling zombie unicorns! Yes, you heard that right – our server is home to the rare and majestic zombie unicorns that roam the land. But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience, join us now and see for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

BlockBusterCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7246
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Animals Bred:	111
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Have you ever seen a chicken ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and the chance to witness the most mind-blowing moments in Minecraft history. Who needs reality when you can have a llama army at your command and a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Void Gems Collected:	26	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of riding on giant flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive creeper unicorn, whose explosions are filled with rainbows and glitter.

Join us now for a chance to build a house made entirely out of cheese, mine for rare unicorn poop ore, and participate in epic potato sack races with your fellow players. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyMinecraftMoments

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a group of dancing creepers appeared, throwing a party in your mine shaft? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises, like finding a secret village of talking pigs or stumbling upon a hidden disco dungeon where skeletons bust a move to funky tunes. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures in Minecraft – join us now and experience the unexpected!

BlockShock: Overheard in Minecraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2256
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where the pigs have taken over and are running the show? That’s right, they’ve formed their own government and are demanding all players to join their bacon-loving society. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill rulers as long as you bring them offerings of carrots and potatoes.

Oh, and did I mention that the creepers on this server have learned how to breakdance? Yeah, they’ll drop sick beats while they explode, it’s a real blast (literally)!

But the craziest part of all is the rumor that Herobrine himself is a regular player on this server. He’s actually a pretty cool guy once you get to know him, just don’t mention his glowing eyes or he might get a little touchy.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this server for a truly unforgettable time. Just watch out for those dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves!

CrazyCraftMC

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Buildings Constructed:	49
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Have you ever seen a llama riding a pig through a crowded city street? Well, that’s just a normal Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for non-stop hilarity and chaos as we embark on epic quests, build ridiculous structures, and battle it out in epic PvP battles. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyScienceFun

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have reported finding a secret underground laboratory filled with talking cows conducting experiments on creepers? Join us and uncover the mysteries of this wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and the laws of physics are merely a suggestion. Who needs boring old reality when you can escape to a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch)? So come on, join us and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

MindBlownMinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Potions Brewed:	196
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your guide through the crazy adventures that await you. He’ll lead you on quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon Sword and battle against evil mobs like the Zombie Chicken Army and the Creeper Kittens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of them all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden realm filled with endless riches and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown with epic quests, hilarious characters, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MindBlownCraft

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Void Gems Collected:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Yup, it’s true! Join us and experience the ultimate thrill of battling creepers with your newfound superpowers. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the most epic Minecraft player in the universe – join now and let the insanity begin!

WTF Moments Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a herd of pink llamas started dancing around you, singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our server yet!

Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. The craziest WTF moments happen here on the daily, and you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join us if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

Engineering Cat MC

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Engineering Cat MC, a chill survival server where creativity meets community! Join us to build, explore, and connect with friendly players in a relaxed, supportive space—no gimmicks, just good times. Whether you want to start your own cash farm and rule the economy, or build a little house on a prairie, this server has it all!

play.engineeringcat.com

Oops I Crafted a Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you know exactly where you are at all times? Well, come join our server where getting lost is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee!

Once you enter our world, you’ll find yourself in a maze of twists and turns, with no clear path back to where you started. But don’t worry, getting lost is all part of the fun!

Explore mysterious caves, navigate through treacherous forests, and try to find your way back home…if you can remember where home is, that is.

Join our server for the ultimate adventure in confusion and disorientation. Who needs a map when you have no idea where you are?

No Taker Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a pair of leather boots. Legend has it that our server’s spawn point is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be discovered. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, madness, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem, then come join us on our server. But beware, once you enter, there’s no turning back. No Taker? HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Neurotypical Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that only the most skilled players can find. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Not to mention, our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Sheepicorn! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. And don’t forget to post your favorite Neurotypical anime character in the chat for a chance to win a pet creeper named Bob! See you there!

what does he do? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of llamas and a gang of creepers over who gets to wear the diamond armor! Trust us, it’s llama drama at its finest. Plus, our server has a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to ride pigs like a pro rodeo clown. So saddle up and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible – even if it involves a chicken leading a rebellion against the oppressive rule of the sheep king. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and wild shenanigans that await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

‼️go.landymine.ru 19132 FREE VIP FOR EVERYONE ‼️ Minecraft server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ores Mined:	4947
Secret Passages Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	287
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

⛏ LandyMine – The best Minecraft server with cool and sophisticated modes, such as:

► Anarchy

► Mini games

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⚡️ ip: go.landymine.ru Port: 19132

✨ Version: 1.20+

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► Anarchy – Rules? There is no such thing in this mode. Hardcore, complete freedom of action, equality between players and donors. All this is Anarchy. Unlike Vulture or Survival, this mode is unique in that you need to develop and build your base from hostile players. Privates are made in the form of blocks that have their own range and rarity.

► What is unique about this server?

Constant development and addition of new things

Full emphasis on players and comfort of the game. Thematic nature of the project and Uniqueness of modes.

The best protection against all types of attacks

Server stability

Direct communication with management and responsiveness

We work from 2022

✠ Choosing LandyMine means choosing the best server.

Come visit us ➥ go.landymine.ru 19132

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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Divine Spears Created:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise! Join us for a chance to tame your very own explosive feline companion and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this rare and valuable creature?

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our Nether realm where the pigs have learned how to fly and the zombies break out into dance numbers. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server and see why players are saying “You Laugh, You Lava (YLYL)!” Join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other.

I Look Forward To Pooping Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ores Mined:	4316
Love Letters Sent:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Towns Built:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take pooping to a whole new level! Not only do we have epic builds and crazy adventures, but we also have a secret underground bathroom that rivals the fanciest spa in town. And guess what? We have a resident poop expert who will teach you the art of perfect pooping techniques!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a mysterious player who goes by the name “BTC Bandit.” Legend has it that this player has 5 BTC hidden somewhere in the world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most skilled players. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us for a wild ride of pooping, treasure hunting, and all-around craziness on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the poop-tastic fun!

LifeForge

Active, Adrenaline, Bosses, Cash prizes, Challenges, Community, daily challenges, Economy, Elitemobs, Events, Friendly, LifeSteal, Missions, PvE, PvP, Rewards, RPG, Shop, Survival, Unique Equipment

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

LifeSteal System: Lose and win hearts by defeating or being defeated! Each death can cost (or grant) life points, making survival even more exciting.

EliteMobs: Face personalized mobs, with unique powers and challenges, that evolve with you. Complete missions, earn rare prizes and test your skills against epic bosses!

Exclusive Features: PvP and PvE events to measure your strength against the best players and legendary mobs. Economy and Shop to exchange resources and acquire unique equipment. Missions and Rewards, including cash prizes, for those who complete daily challenges!

Why play at LifeForge? Our server is ideal for those who love challenges and want to feel the adrenaline of Survival with an RPG touch. Join an active and friendly community that is always looking for the next challenge!

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Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2896	Gods Slained:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve gathered the dumbest motherfuckers in the Union all in one place for your entertainment. These players are so bad, they make creepers look like geniuses.

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with the worst drivers, worst people, and proud of absolutely nothing in your state. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the mediocrity of everyday life and embrace the madness of our community.

Do you have a region in your country that you just can’t stand? Well, on our server, you can unleash all your frustrations and take it out on virtual blocky buildings instead! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong enemies along the way.