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| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 3388 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dysfunctional as your family? Look no further! Join our server where step-siblings fight over who gets to use the diamond pickaxe first, just like in real life!
Our server is perfect for those who have experience fending for themselves, just like the OP who learned to cook at a young age because their parents were too busy being useless. But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to teach your stepsiblings how to survive in the game – that’s your job in real life, not in Minecraft!
Join now and experience the chaos of living with a dysfunctional family, minus the real-life drama. Who needs therapy when you can just play on our server and laugh at all the ridiculous situations that come up? So come on, join us and let’s see if you’re the ultimate survivor in both Minecraft and real life!
