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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 1324 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
so, you wanna join this epic minecraft server where elon musk’s secret alter ego ‘adrian dittman’ hangs out? well, buckle up cuz this server is wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!
we got diamond blocks raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena before exploding, and a secret underground base where herobrine and bigfoot play poker every tuesday night.
if you join now, you’ll get a pet ender dragon named fluffy who farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its butt. plus, you’ll have the chance to battle the legendary boss mob, steve’s evil twin brother, kevin, who has a mustache made of obsidian and a pet zombie pigman named gary.
so come on down to the craziest minecraft server this side of the nether portal. elon musk’s alter ego adrian dittman is waiting for you with a diamond sword and a wink 😉
