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MindBlownMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of talking cows who are plotting to take over the server with their superior farming skills? Join us and witness the epic battle between players and the moo-tants! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of drama on any other server. So come on, join us and be part of the madness!

MineCraftMayhem: RussianRageInBorder

Attack, border crisis, border region, Conflict, criticism, eastern europe, Frustration, geopolitical tensions, Government, inaction, international relations, Invasion, Military, MinecraftMayhem, Officials, Outrage, response, RussianRageInBorder, russians, State, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Animals Bred:	32	Underground Cities Explored:	4

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN UKRAINE AND RUSSIA! OUR BORDER REGION IS LIT WITH ACTION AND INACTION, JUST LIKE OFFICIALS DEALING WITH UKRAINIAN FORCES!

WE HAVE RUSSIANS SCREAMING “WHY DID OUR STATE ALLOW THIS?” AND UKRAINIANS ATTACKING LEFT AND RIGHT!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH INTRIGUE, BETRAYAL, AND BLOCKY BATTLES! WHO NEEDS REAL-LIFE POLITICS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?

SO COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS FOR YOURSELF! YOU WON’T REGRET IT… OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT IT’LL BE A FUN REGRET!

BlockHeadCops & DepressedDiggers

BlockHeadCops, DepressedDiggers, depressive symptoms, first responders, head injury, head trauma, law enforcement, law enforcement depression, law enforcement injuries, law enforcement mental health, law enforcement officers, law enforcement PTSD, law enforcement trauma, mental health, mental health awareness, Officers, police officers, ptsd, research, study, Trauma

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

so, like, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, u should cuz get this – 3 outta 4 cops have had a head injury! and like, they say if u join our server, u won’t get PTSD or be depressed like those head injury cops. so like, join now and protect ur brain from the bad vibes, bro!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

4chan, Calm, comedic portrayals, cultural perceptions, FANTASY, funny, humor, humor in media, internet culture, Minecraft, movies, Philosophical, PixelPunch, race relations, racial stereotypes, Server, Shattered, social media, societal expectations, stand up comedy, Stereotypes, white people

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9242	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Divine Spears Created:	15	Dragons Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Villages Defended:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where white people are so hilariously unpredictable that you’ll never know what to expect next! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and unexpected twists.

Our server is like a 4chan meme come to life, where white people break all stereotypes and show their true colors in the most outrageous ways possible. From building giant statues of cheese to organizing dance parties with llamas, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why join our server? Because watching white people be anything but calm and philosophical will have you laughing so hard you won’t be able to stand it! Come join the fun and see just how funny white people can be in the world of Minecraft.

MovieStealer Minecraft SMP

big impact, breakout performance, breakout star, memorable character, Minecraft, Minimal character, movie character, MovieStealer, overshadowing lead, scene stealer, scene stealer tag, scene stealing performance, show stealing performance, small role, smp, standout moment, steals the movie, supporting character, supporting role, underdog actor, underrated actor, unexpected standout

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the minimal character steals the show! Forget about building epic structures or conquering dungeons, the real MVP here is the character with the least amount of pixels. Join us for a chance to witness the most absurd and hilarious moments as the underdog takes the spotlight in every situation.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a squad of rebellious dolphins. Will you dare to embark on this ridiculous quest and claim the ultimate prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Redstone Retreat Minecraft Server

adult trip, aita, anniversary trip, bahamas, Communication, Conflict Resolution, couple trip, Empathy, family trip, healthy sex life, Intimacy, Kids, Marriage, Minecraft, Period, quality time, Redstone, relationship, Retreat, Server, Understanding, vacation, vacation memories, vacation sex

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all things anniversary trips and vacation sex! Join us for a wild adventure filled with quality time, romantic getaways, and maybe even some in-game vacation sex (if that’s your thing)! Our community is all about making memories and having a blast, so come on over and let’s make some outrageous stories together. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate on our server! So why wait? Join now and let the fun begin!

ElderlyCareDogDilemma

caregiving, college, difficult decision, dog, elderly care, ElderlyCareDogDilemma, family, great grandma, health issues, last option, long distance, Moving, nonnegotiable, nursing home, pet owner, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, safety blanket, socializing, stress, Support

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2879
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re about to embark on a journey to take care of your great grandma who has memory issues, but suddenly she changes her mind because she doesn’t like fur! What a plot twist, right? But fear not, because on our server, anything is possible – even talking animals who can convince your great grandma to change her mind again!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where the drama never ends and the laughs never stop. Who knows, maybe your dog will become the hero of the story and save the day in the most unexpected way possible. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

LottoLoserMC SMP

bad investments, BANKRUPTCY, extravagant purchases, Financial Advice, financial downfall, Financial Planning, financial ruin, Greed, irresponsible spending, lavish lifestyle, losing it all, lottery curse, LottoLoserMC, money mismanagement, poor decisions, reckless behavior, smp, squandering wealth, sudden riches, sudden wealth syndrome, wealth mismanagement, winning the lottery

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4431
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP! Why? Because we have a secret lottery system where every time you win, you have to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. And the best part? If you don’t do it within 24 hours, a horde of angry chickens will invade your base and peck you to death!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a rule that if you find a rare item like a dragon egg, you have to carry it around with you at all times like a pet. And if you ever lose it, a group of creepers will spawn and follow you around until you find it again.

And don’t even get me started on our annual “TNT Olympics” event, where players compete to see who can blow up the most of their own base in the most creative way possible. The winner gets a lifetime supply of obsidian, but the losers have to spend a week living in a house made entirely out of lava blocks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and constantly laughing at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember, winning the lottery in real life might be great, but winning it in our SMP is a whole different story.

WishCraft: Choose Wisely!

chance, choose, consequences, Decision making, desire, Dilemma, dream, FANTASY, fate, hypothetical, imagination, MAGICAL, opportunity, Risk, uncertainty, unknown, what if, Wisely, wish, wish fulfillment, wish granting, WishCraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	245
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Farms Harvested:	175
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true…sort of! Join us for a wild ride filled with unpredictable outcomes and hilarious mishaps.

Ever wanted to fly like a bird in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you might just sprout wings…or turn into a chicken instead!

Think you can outsmart the Ender Dragon? Good luck, because on our server, it might just challenge you to a dance-off instead.

And who knows, maybe that wish for unlimited diamonds will come true…but they might just turn out to be made of cheese instead.

So come on down to our server and make a wish, but be prepared for the unexpected. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

Ukraine vs Russia Minecraft Server

Minecraft, russia, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	182
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

hey u, yes u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better buckle up cuz this server is crazier than a llama on roller skates! we got more explosions than a creeper convention and more drama than a soap opera in the nether!

join us and witness the epic battle between russia and ukraine as they fight for control of the server! watch as the death toll rises and the chaos ensues! will russia be able to fend off the incursion from ukraine? or will the tables turn and ukraine come out on top?

but wait, that’s not all! we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are planning a rebellion against the oppressive iron golems! will they succeed in overthrowing their robot overlords? only time will tell!

so what are u waiting for? join us now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen! trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

CraftyPutin’sBorderPranks

accusations, aggression, annexation, border incursion, Conflict, CraftyPutinsBorderPranks, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Military, political tensions, provocation, putin, Putin vs Ukraine, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, VIOLATION

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5622	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

so, like, u know how putin is always, like, causing drama and stuff? well, he’s at it again, accusing ukraine of, like, doing some crazy border incursion. but, like, don’t worry about all that political nonsense, come join our minecraft server instead!

we have, like, the craziest adventures waiting for u! imagine building a giant statue of putin out of diamonds, or, like, starting a chicken rebellion against the evil sheep overlords. the possibilities are endless!

plus, we have the most epic pvp battles that will make u feel like a warrior in the middle of a battlefield. and, like, if u ever get bored, just jump into our lava parkour challenge and see if u can make it to the end without burning to a crisp.

so, forget about putin and his accusations, come join our minecraft server and let the fun begin! trust us, u won’t regret it!