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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is a place where anything is possible, and the only limit is your imagination. So come join us and let’s create some chaos together!

WTF Moments Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
New Chunks Explored:	474829	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appeared out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a chance to experience the most bizarre and hilarious moments in the Minecraft universe.

Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, chickens tell jokes, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. You never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride on the back of a giant slime while being serenaded by a choir of singing villagers? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride of laughter and absurdity!

Kevin Nash’s Immune Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4363
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	5421	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Runes Activated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of being a regular player on boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and become like Kevin Nash, immune to all dangers in the game. You can call yourself a dimeless shitter, KWAB, anti draw, or even a mark, and nothing will faze you. But beware, if you dare to call someone a raped bitch, you will witness the ultimate recoil and shock. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen and where you can truly test your limits. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy Minecraft world!

Crafty LOLz: ‘I can’t even believe it!’

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	205	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mines Excavated:	3989	Enchantments Applied:	79
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Emeralds Found:	613
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic gameplay and lackluster community? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where players can test their skills against devious traps and puzzles designed to make you question your sanity. And if you make it to the top, you’ll be rewarded with a pet llama that tells dad jokes. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “I can’t believe it!”

Janitor’s Closet SMP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2388
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Votes:	4454
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

Server Name	The Janitor’s Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
Version	1.21
Features	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins

Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Are there special player-made events on the server?	Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more!
What plugins are available on the server?	Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
Is there a community Discord for the server?	Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

Eternal Union Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magic Items Found:	4094
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Enchantments Applied:	279
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Potions Brewed:	53	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!

NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Divine Spears Created:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!

BabyCardCraft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	476
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	293	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush.

Looking for a place where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera set in the pixelated world of Minecraft, where relationships are tested and alliances are constantly shifting.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player (F44) who finds herself in a sticky situation involving babies, Christmas cards, and a SIL (F43) who’s more unpredictable than a charged creeper. Will she be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama, or will she be blown to bits like a poorly placed TNT block?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds, baby photo scandals, and more twists than a maze in the Nether. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join now and let the chaos begin!

FutureSelfQs – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest server ever. We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? It’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #bestserverever #unicornsrule

XmasCraftMemz

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Alien Abductions:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Remember that time when Santa Claus himself joined our server and started handing out enchanted diamond swords to all the players? Yeah, that was epic. And then Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer showed up and started leading us on a wild adventure through a winter wonderland filled with snow golems and exploding presents. It was like a Christmas movie come to life, but with creepers instead of elves. So if you want to experience crazy holiday shenanigans like that, you better join our Minecraft server ASAP!

ISIS Slayer Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Votes:	5426	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3859
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	8

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE KILLED ISIS LEADER ABU YUSIF IN MINECRAFT! YEAH, WE TOOK HIM DOWN WITH OUR DIAMOND SWORDS AND TNT! COME JOIN THE FUN AND HELP US TAKE DOWN MORE BAD GUYS IN THE BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS REAL WARFARE WHEN YOU CAN FIGHT TERRORISTS IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? LET’S GOOOOO!

MacronCraft: 10k Times More Fun!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2

join dis minecraft server if you wanna escape da sh*t like Mayotte residents 😂 we got crazy adventures like fighting zombie chickens and riding llamas into battle 🐔🦙 plus, our secret underground base is filled with diamonds and gold 💎💰 but watch out for the evil villagers who will try to steal yo loot 🤑 come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server everrrrrr 🎮🔥 #YOLO #minecraftmadness

Shutdown Update Craze

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

hey u! yea u! do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t! well guess what, we have the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever! u gotta join us cuz we got unicorns flying around, talking pigs, and even a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon! yea, u heard me right, a freakin dragon! so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky, wild world of minecraft! oh, and did i mention we have a secret disco party every saturday night? yea, it’s lit! so come on over and let’s get this party started!