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IndieGamerProtestCraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8405
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party up in here! We got tens of thousands of women protestin’ like it’s India’s Independence Day every day! And get this, it all started cuz some medic got murdured! Like, whaaat?! Join now and be part of the revolution, buildin’ and protestin’ like there’s no tomorrow! Plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and all dat good stuff, so why wait? Come join da fun!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of building boring old houses in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where all houses must be built in the likeness of Donald Trump! That’s right, build your very own Trump Tower complete with gold-plated everything and a combover roof that will make your neighbors jealous.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can participate in epic battles where you can throw giant golden bricks at your enemies and shout “You’re fired!” as you defeat them. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers and zombies, just like the real Donald Trump would do.

So come join us on our server and make Minecraft great again! (Disclaimer: This server is not affiliated with the actual Donald Trump in any way, shape, or form. Please don’t sue us.)

CalorieCraft SMP – >1200 Cals Today

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5100
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1002	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5423
Star Shards Collected:	170	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the cows ride pigs, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that grant wishes when cracked open. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireworks? Done. How about a house made entirely of cake? Consider it built.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist… made of potatoes. Join now and see if you have what it takes to overthrow his starchy reign and claim the title of Spud Supreme!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LeftoverLoot Minecraft Server

aita, Babysitting, chicken nuggets, Clients, college, Counselor, Dinner, dog walker, family, Golden Child, LeftoverLoot, leftovers, Minecraft, miracle baby, movie night, Nephews, psychology student, Server, SIL, string beans, waffle cut fries, work hours, Zoom

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	225413	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	282	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of dealing with entitled adults who throw tantrums like toddlers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us for some epic adventures and build your own virtual world where you can say no to entitled siblings-in-law who think they deserve your leftovers. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and build whatever your heart desires, without any whining or complaining.

So come on over and join us for some fun and laughter, where you can be the hero of your own story and never have to deal with entitled adults again. Trust us, it’s way more fun than babysitting your sister-in-law’s kids and dealing with her drama!

TwinTroublePicDay

Daughters, dress code, family event, family picture, Flowers, formal, green dress, hairband, Identical Twins, Identity, Individuality, matching outfits, Mother, Peacekeeping, Pigtails, professional photographs, sense of self, Siblings, sparkly dress, Twins, TwinTroublePicDay

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

Are you tired of being told how to dress your identical twin girls? Join our Minecraft server where you can dress your virtual twins however you want without any judgment! No more matching outfits forced upon you by family members, you have the freedom to mix and match to your heart’s content.

Just like in real life, family pictures are a big deal on our server. Show off your unique style by dressing your twins in different outfits for the occasion. Sparkly purple dress for one twin and a green dress with flowers for the other? Absolutely! And don’t forget the pigtails and hairband to complete the look.

But beware, there may be pressure from virtual family members to dress your twins alike for the picture. Stand your ground and refuse to conform! Your twins are individuals and deserve to express themselves through their fashion choices.

Join our server today and let your creativity shine! Who knows, maybe one day your twins will even rebel and dress alike just for fun. But until then, embrace the uniqueness of each twin and never give in to the pressure of matching outfits.

CraftyHacksMC

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Runes Activated:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Crops Grown:	7260	Magic Items Found:	3005
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, and even ride a unicorn into battle. Our server is so epic, it’s rumored that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. So why join? Because on our server, even the Ender Dragon bows down to your greatness. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now and start crafting your legend!

Minecraft WoWCG Server: Classic Banter

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the cows can talk and the creepers can dance! We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny that shoots out rainbow lasers! Join us for a wild ride of wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RogueCraft SMP: The Mischievous Miners

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	857
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the edge of your seat, never knowing what crazy shenanigans your fellow players will pull next.

Our server is filled with mischief and mayhem, from players turning into rogue agents and causing chaos wherever they go to secret underground societies plotting against each other. You never know who you can trust, but that’s all part of the fun!

If you’re tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers and want to spice up your gameplay with some wild and unpredictable adventures, then come join us on the Rougeification thread! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

UkraineWarrior76

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mines Excavated:	2829	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	67
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have russian commanders fighting each other in ukraine but watch out cuz they might get shot by their own troops, just like in real life! it’s a wild ride of betrayal and chaos, you never know who’s gonna turn on who next! join now for the ultimate thrill of backstabbing and mayhem, it’s like a soap opera but with blocky graphics and creepers!

ThirstyCraft – $7 Water Land

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7736	New Chunks Explored:	184766
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Buildings Constructed:	50	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

join our epic minecraft server and never have to pay for water again! our virtual world is filled with magical water fountains that never run dry. you can even swim in a pool of diamond water if you’re feeling fancy. say goodbye to overpriced h2o at events and hello to free hydration in minecraft land. come join us and stay quenched forever! 🌊💎🎮