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Asteroid Smasher: DARTcraft2022
join dis epic minecraft server where we deflect asteroids like NASA!!! we smash spacecrafts into moons and asteroids for funsies, just like the Double Asteroid Redirection Test!! come be a part of our planetary defense team and save the world, one block at a time!! who needs NASA when you can join us and be a space hero in minecraft?? come join now and be a part of the epic adventure!! 🚀🌌 #minecraft #asteroiddeflection #planetarydefense #NASAwho? -
DinoDoomedCraft
OMG u guys, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz guess what? da asteroid dat killed all da dinos is still chillin on Earth, like wutttt? join dis server and u can mine dat asteroid and make ur own dino army to take over da world. but watch out, cuz da asteroid is haunted by ghost dinos who will try to steal ur diamonds and turn u into a dino too. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for da chance to be a dino king. come join us and let’s party like it’s da prehistoric times, yo! -
GoldMedalGrinders Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where silver and bronze medals are considered pity medals. In this server, only the best of the best survive and thrive. We’re talking about a place where building a dirt house is considered a rookie mistake and getting blown up by a creeper is just part of the fun.Join us if you want to prove that you’re not just another noob who can’t handle the pressure. Our community is filled with players who have conquered the Ender Dragon multiple times, built entire cities out of diamond blocks, and tamed every single mob in the game.
So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because in this world, China is always #1 and you have the chance to become a legend among legends. Are you ready to show the world what you’re made of? Then come join us and let the madness begin!
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CreeperCousin Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my boyfriend’s cousin? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy time filled with butt-touching, lustful jokes, and awkward family gatherings!Our server is perfect for those who love drama and inappropriate behavior. Sit next to your boyfriend and watch out for hands sneaking under shirts to “warm up”. And don’t worry, there’s plenty of interrupting kisses and lap-sitting to go around!
Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a soap opera when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us today!
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DadBannedFromKitchenCraft
🤣🍔 Looking for a server as wild as expired meat in a freezer? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is as unpredictable as a dad who thinks year-old burgers are still good to eat! 🍔🤣🧊 Join us for a chilling adventure where you never know what expired surprises await you in the depths of our virtual world! From moldy cheese to ancient meats, we’ve got it all! 🧊
👴🏼 Bring your grandkids along for the ride and watch as they dodge danger (and questionable food choices) at every turn! Who needs nutritionists when you have TikTok experts to guide you? 👴🏼
🍔 Don’t worry, we promise our in-game food is always fresh and never past its expiration date! So come on in and feast on the fun – just make sure to check the fridge before you eat! 🍔
🤷♀️ So, are you ready to take on the challenge of surviving in a world where the food is as old as your dad’s dad jokes? Join our server now and let the expired adventures begin! 🤷♀️
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BlockyWisdom Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing impactful is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, the most impactful thing someone has ever said to you will be “Join us or face the wrath of the diamond pickaxe wielding llama army!” That’s right, our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are ready to take on any challengers. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure filled with llamas, diamonds, and maybe even a few explosions, then come join us today! -
OrganDonorCraft
Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we have a rule that all players are automatically registered as lava donors! That’s right, if you’re 18 or older, you’re giving up your rights to keep all that precious lava to yourself. But don’t worry, you can always withdraw consent…if you can survive the fiery consequences! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hot challenges. Who knew organ donation could be so much fun in Minecraft? -
VeganCraft: No AGEs, All Fun!
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server yo. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin.u know what else? if u join dis server, u gonna be eatin a low-fat vegan diet dat cuts harmful inflammatory compounds by 73%. dat means u gonna be feelin fresh and clean, like a baby’s bottom.
not only dat, but u gonna be droppin dem pounds like it’s hot. 13 pounds, to be exact. u gonna be lookin like a snack in no time, all thanks to dis server.
so what u waitin for? join now and experience da magic of minecraft and da wonders of a vegan diet. u won’t regret it, trust me.
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Slime SMP
JAVA + BEDROCK SURVIVAL DISCORD MODS NEW NOOB FRIENDLY please join the slime smp its bedrock compatible and ready for yall to join any1 who joins will have fun ill be waititng on discord and server for ppl pls join also im too lazy to typr 100 so im just making this long BT! HAVE FUN!!!
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Spooky SMP: A Ghostly Adventure for Grown-Ups! Join the Spectre Community on 1.21!
Spectre SMP Overview:
Spectre SMP is a vanilla 1.21 SMP based on the foundation set by Hermitcraft. We aim to provide a collaborative and friendly space for friends to play Minecraft together and for awesome creations to be made!
Features:
Established Community Symbiotic community where players help each other with events and projects Longevity Focus on long-term world with beautiful builds and redstone projects Diamond-Based Economy Earn diamonds by selling goods and services while promoting generosity We are looking for:
- Builders and redstoners
- Interactive and dedicated players
- Creative minds with large goals
- Active community members
Server Specifications and Mods:
- Fabric 1.21 hosted in Europe
- Performance mods
- Minor recipe changes
- Faster minecarts
- Simple Voice Chat
- Image2Map
- FSit (sit on stairs, slabs, etc.)
If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server. You can send us an application there.
FAQ:
Q: How do I join the server? A: Join our Discord server and send us an application. Q: What is the server’s focus? A: Building long-term projects and fostering community collaboration. Q: Is PVP allowed on the server? A: PVP is not encouraged on Spectre SMP.