AsteroidCraft Minecraft Server

asteroid monitoring, Minecraft, Space, planetary defense, Impact

so, like, there’s this totally wacky minecraft server that’s, like, out of this world, literally! we got asteroids flying around and the chance of one smashing into earth in 2032 just went up, but, like, no need to freak out, just come join us and have a blast before the world ends, ya know?

we got, like, space cows and alien villagers walking around, trading with players and stuff. you can build your own space base and protect it from meteor showers and alien invasions. it’s a wild ride, man!

oh, and did i mention the diamond ore on this server is actually space diamonds? yeah, they’re super rare and powerful, so you gotta be quick to snag ’em before someone else does. but hey, if you’re lucky, you might even find a crater full of ’em after an asteroid impact. talk about hitting the jackpot!

so, like, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world (literally), then come join us and see if you can survive the impending asteroid apocalypse. it’s gonna be a blast, dude!

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Friday 13th Asteroid Fun

friday the 13th, asteroid trajectory, catastrophic event, planetary defense, NASA

ya’ll ever wanted to play minecraft on an asteroid? well, come join our server where we live on asteroid apophis! it’s got a tiny chance of smashing into earth in 2029 – on a friday the 13th! imagine the chaos and fun of trying to survive while dodging flaming debris and angry aliens! plus, the gravity is all wonky so you can jump super high and build epic floating bases. join now for a out-of-this-world experience!

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Asteroid Smasher: DARTcraft2022

planetary defence, celestial bodies, Dimorphos, DARTcraft2022, space exploration

join dis epic minecraft server where we deflect asteroids like NASA!!! we smash spacecrafts into moons and asteroids for funsies, just like the Double Asteroid Redirection Test!! come be a part of our planetary defense team and save the world, one block at a time!! who needs NASA when you can join us and be a space hero in minecraft?? come join now and be a part of the epic adventure!! 🚀🌌 #minecraft #asteroiddeflection #planetarydefense #NASAwho?

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RichCraft Minecraft Server

defense funding, taxing the rich, defense investment, economic strategy, military spending

so, like, u know how france is all fancy and stuff with their croissants and eiffel tower? well, get this, they wanna tax the rich to build up their military. like, can u imagine? the rich people gonna be like, “oh non non non, not my money!” but france gonna be all like, “oui oui, we need more tanks and stuff.”

but guess what? u can escape all that drama by joining our minecraft server! we got no taxes, just fun and games and building stuff. u can be the rich person in our server and not worry about funding a military. u can build a castle and pretend it’s your fancy french chateau. u can even have a pet baguette, if that’s your thing.

so come join us and leave all that taxing drama behind. we promise u won’t regret it. unless u forget to eat your virtual croissant, that would be tragic.

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CraftyTariffWars

Dispute, united states, Politics, trudeau, Leaders

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, JUSTIN TRUDEAU pops up outta nowhere and starts lecturing DONALD TRUMP about tariffs! like, what even is happenin’ right now? but hey, if you wanna witness this epic showdown and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, then you gotta join us! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds! plus, you never know when world leaders might drop by for a visit. so come on, join us and let the craziness begin!

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Blocky Bullies: Weight Discrimination

Abuse, study, Emotional Abuse, new study, AMERICANS

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like having fun? well then u gotta join our server cuz it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of ur life but in minecraft form. we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure (shh, don’t tell anyone). plus, nearly 40% of adult Americans say they’ve experienced some type of sport-related mistreatment in their lives, but on our server, everyone is treated like a diamond-encrusted unicorn. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. also, did we mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire? yeah, it’s pretty lit.

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Boredom SMP – Whitelist HermitCraft-LikeưỸ

Boredom SMP Minecraft Server

Server Name	Boredom SMP
IP	play.boredommc.com
Version	Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Player Count	20-30 online player average
Features	– Purely Vanilla Gameplay with some HermitCraft-style data packs – Proximity Chat (optional) – Active staff and community – Donations are cosmetic, no pay-to-win

FAQ

What makes Boredom SMP unique?

Boredom SMP offers a purely vanilla gameplay experience with some HermitCraft-style data packs. We have a highly active community of adults, proximity chat, CoreProtect for grief recovery, cosmetic donations only, active staff, and a creative server for all members.

What should I expect from Boredom SMP?

Expect a close-knit group of respectful adults, server-wide events and competitions, 100% uptime with a 20 TPS average, community projects, and a long-term community that welcomes all kinds of players.

Can I use Discord & Dynmap?

Yes, you can view the world with Dynmap upon whitelisting, and talk to players on the server through Discord with cross-chatting enabled.

For more information and to apply, visit our website at https://www.boredommc.com/ and join our Discord at https://discord.boredommc.com

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com

Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]

Host Details: 128GB DDR5 RAM | AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU | 1Gbps Network | 2TB NVME Storage

Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Chud Havoc: Blocky Rebellion

sexism in the workplace, workplace harassment, workplace safety, workplace culture, Employee morale

Join Now or Forever Question Reality!*

Welcome, brave souls! Have you ever wondered if existence is but a pixelated dream? What if I told you there’s a server where chaos reigns supreme, and sanity is a distant memory? This is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a simulated existential crisis wrapped in a warm blanket of digital nonsense! Join us, unless you prefer to be devoured by the Void™. Trust me, it’s the greatest server ever… if you’re into losing your grip on reality!

Features: Embrace the Absurdity

Feature	Description
Infinite Pickle Dimension	Mine pickles that whisper your deepest fears while perpetually changing colors.
Anti-Gravity Blocks	Blocks that float, or do they fall? Who knows?!
Villager Cults	Interact with NPCs that demand tribute in the form of existential dread.
Random Enderman Explosions	Every 5 minutes, an Enderman will explode, leaving questions that only your therapist can answer.
Zombie Fashion Shows	Watch zombies strut their stuff in the latest styles of rotting flesh!
Mushroom Therapy	Cuddle mushrooms to fix your broken psyche. Side effects may include hallucinating sentient grass.

FAQ: The More You Ask, The Less You Know!

Q: How do I join the server?A: Reason is a construct. The door is hidden under the third cow from the left.

Q: Is there a mod list?A: Yes, but the mods are all invisible today; they may be plotting your demise.

Q: What are the server rules?A: Rules are but shadows of chains that hold you down. Embrace chaos and build a palace of despair.

Random Quotes from Our Deranged Adventurers:

“The head engineer just chimped out and asked HR to move all women to another site or fire them.”

“Why are the pickles staring at me?!”

“Since when do mushrooms talk?!”

“I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe… like villagers making demands!”

Join us, or risk the terrifying knowledge of what you might be missing. Perhaps it’s all just a glitch, or maybe… just maybe, it’s reality itself unraveling at the seams.

HappinessHater69420

reaching out, birthday celebration, social dynamics, positive outlook, HappinessHater69420

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of craziness and fun! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about my friend Darwin. He’s been feeling down for like, forever, but when he plays on our server, he forgets all his worries and just has a blast!

One time, Darwin was so sad he almost did something really bad, but we swooped in like superheroes and saved the day! Now, whenever he logs on, he’s all smiles and laughter. It’s like a magical place where all your problems disappear!

So, if you want to escape reality and just have a good time, come join us on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own happy place just like Darwin did. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs – what more could you ask for? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

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TrumpTNTBlowup-Minecraft SMP

market recovery, economic policy, AMERICANS, Politics, market speculation

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit and you should join because like, there’s this secret diamond mine that only the chosen ones can find. And get this, the owner is actually a talking llama who gives out enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. So like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this epic server? It’s gonna be a blast, trust me bros.

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Asteroid Collision