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Blocky Bennu: Life Building Server
so, like, this server is out of this world, man. like, literally. we got the bennu asteroid up in here, and scientists say it’s got all the building blocks of life. like, who needs earth when you can join our server and create your own universe, amirite? come join us and see what kind of crazy life forms you can create with the bennu asteroid. it’s gonna be outta this world, man. like, literally. -
DateRuiner Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.Picture this: you’re on a date with your Minecraft crush, everything is going perfectly until a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up your romantic picnic. Talk about a mood killer! But fear not, because on our server, every date is a rollercoaster of excitement and chaos. Who needs candlelit dinners when you can have epic battles with mobs and prank wars with your friends?
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end, join us now! Who knows, you might even find love in the midst of all the madness. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers!
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BlockyBonerz
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Or how about battling creepers in a giant arena filled with lava and slippery ice blocks?
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where players can trade rare items for enchanted golden carrots that give you the ability to fly. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take on our resident dragon in a game of chess for a chance to win a real-life llama as a prize.
So come on and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might just discover a new turn-on that you never knew you had.
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TimeTravelMilkNoCry
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A TIME MACHINE BUT FOR MINECRAFT! JOIN US AND NEVER CRY OVER SPILT MILK AGAIN!WE HAVE A SPECIAL MILK PREVENTION PLUGIN THAT MAKES SURE YOUR MILK STAYS SAFE AT ALL TIMES. NO MORE WASTED DAIRY HERE, FOLKS!
ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND MILK VAULT WHERE YOU CAN STORE ALL YOUR MILK SUPPLIES. YOU’LL NEVER RUN OUT OF MILK AGAIN!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY MILK GOD, WHO BLESSES PLAYERS WITH UNLIMITED MILK POWERS. DRINK MILK LIKE A BOSS!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND EMBRACE THE MILKY MADNESS! NO MORE CRYING OVER SPILT MILK, ONLY LAUGHS AND MILK MUSTACHES HERE!
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MetaCraft Server: 99 Score Unbeatable
Are you tired of playing on basic, boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a 99 Metascore, making it the most legendary server in the history of Minecraft! Legend has it that players who join our server instantly become Minecraft gods, with the ability to build entire cities with just a snap of their fingers. Not only that, but our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, including a diamond-encrusted creeper and a pig riding a dragon. So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft legend! -
RenewalCraft SMP – Blockbuster Edition
Get ready to join the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Our server is home to a group of E-Pigs who are always causing chaos and stirring up trouble. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!Renewal day is like our version of the purge, where anything goes and the E-Pigs run wild. From building giant statues of themselves to pranking each other with exploding sheep, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
Join us if you dare, and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt as you witness the hilarious antics of the E-Pigs. Just remember to batten down the hatches and hold on tight, because things are about to get crazy!
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BlameCraft2021
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with ex-wives, heartbreak, and cross-stitching adventures.Are you ready to navigate through the tangled web of relationships and alliances? Will you choose to side with the ex-wife or the heartbroken Kayla? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious drama along the way.
Join now and witness the epic showdown between a brother, his ex-wife, and his new girlfriend. Will they be able to resolve their differences, or will the family be torn apart forever? Only time will tell on this crazy Minecraft server.
So grab your virtual popcorn and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Join us today and experience the ultimate family feud like never before!