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Beautiful K-Pop Skin – Minecraft SMP

Beautiful, Commitment, cultural immersion, determination, goal-setting, international marriage, Korea, Korean, korean culture, Korean wife, Kpop, language acquisition, language learning, language skills, learning Korean, love, Minecraft, motivation, multicultural relationship, perseverance, skin, smp, study abroad, success, travel to Korea

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2385	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Villages Defended:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by creepers every time you leave your house? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to hone your skills and become a Minecraft pro!

Join our server and become a part of a community where the only language spoken is Korean. Why, you ask? Because our owner is on a mission to learn Korean so he can impress his future Korean wife when he goes to Korea to find her. And he’s not going to let anything stand in his way – not even a horde of angry zombies!

So come join us and embark on this epic journey with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own Korean spouse along the way! Just remember to bring your diamond sword and a sense of humor – you’re going to need both in this crazy world we’ve created. See you in game! 😉🇰🇷💍

SisCraft: GreedySociopath

#sociopath, Argument, christmas, Christmas celebration, Conflict, family, financial difficulty, gift, greedy, GreedySociopath, holidays, ipad, job loss, manipulative, MONEY, perfume, SisCraft, snowboarding, Surprise, tablet, tight

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
New Chunks Explored:	255639	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, surprises, and betrayal – just like the time your sister ruined your Christmas surprise!

Our server is perfect for players who love a good plot twist, just like when your sister told your mom you were getting her an iPad and then demanded perfume instead. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to vent your frustrations in the chat – just like that time you called your sister a manipulative, greedy sociopath.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than your family dynamics. Who needs snowboarding holidays when you can have this level of drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyMemory

brain memory, brain retention, cognitive overload, cognitive retention, CraftyMemory, long term memory, Memory, memory capacity, memory recall, mental storage, pointless facts, pointless information, Random facts, random knowledge, trivial facts, trivial information, unimportant facts, unimportant knowledge, useless facts, useless information, useless knowledge

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	985
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Crops Grown:	9792
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Farms Harvested:	851

Are you tired of wasting brain space on useless information like your ex’s phone number or the periodic table? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll fill your head with even more useless knowledge!

We have a secret underground library filled with books on how to speak llama, the history of dirt blocks, and the best strategies for surviving a zombie apocalypse (in Minecraft, of course).

Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles with creepers, and the chance to build your dream castle out of virtual blocks. Who needs to remember your mom’s birthday when you can be the king of a virtual kingdom?

So come on, join us and let’s make your brain even more useless than it already is!

CraftyCrimeOilStrike

Attack, BBC, Conflict, CraftyCrimeOilStrike, Crimea, eastern europe, european union, international relations, Invasion, Military, nato, News, occupied Crimea, oil depot, Politics, russia, sanctions, strikes, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

so, like, imagine ukraine is all like boom boom boom in crimea, right? but like, on this server, we have our own oil depot and it’s like the wild wild west up in here. join us for some explosive fun and chaos like ukraine in crimea. come blow stuff up and claim your territory, it’s gonna be a blast!

MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun

access to care, cost-related barriers, dental services, healthcare access, healthcare affordability., healthcare costs, healthcare coverage, healthcare disparities, healthcare insurance, healthcare services, healthcare utilization, hearing services, lower income, Medicare Advantage, Medicare beneficiaries, MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun, unmet dental need, unmet hearing need, unmet vision need, vision services

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3025
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	9444
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make diamonds jealous. we got crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush events happening every day, from building competitions to pvp battles that will leave you screaming like a ghast.

we got so much bling bling in our virtual world that even the lower-income medicare advantage beneficiaries are ballin’ out of control. they be flexin’ their diamond armor and riding around on diamond horses like they own the place.

but don’t worry, even if you’re broke like a villager without a trade, you can still join in on the fun. we got discounts on dental, vision, and hearing services for all our players. no need to worry about those pesky cost-related barriers, we got you covered like a diamond chestplate.

so what are you waiting for? come join the party on our minecraft server and experience the most outrageous adventures this side of the end portal. trust us, you won’t regret it.

🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Bedwars 💎 1.20+ Minecraft server

1.20, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, Bedwars, Big online, Cases, Cities, Cool cases, Free donation, Hardcore, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Minions, MODERN, Nice Community, No mods, No pirated, OneBlock, PC, Pets, PvE, PvP, PvP battles, RPG, RPG abilities, Shop, Skyblock, Starter Kit, Survival, Vampirism, Vanilla, Vulture

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Twenture – Modern minecraft server!

IP: TWC.SU

Server version: from 1.20 to 1.21

Our Minecraft Server has:

SurvivalAnarchySkyblockOne BlockMini GamesBedwarsPVPPVEPVE

The Survival server is suitable for lovers of a vanilla atmosphere, with private parties and a focus on the development of PVE and RPG. Anarchy for fans of Hardcore with a focus on PVP, Vulture and without privates.

Server advantages:

Available for PC Nice community Participate in PVP battles Upgrade RPG abilities Open cool cases Collect a collection of pets Collect a collection of minions Get a free donation Big online And much more!

Our website: https://twenture.ru

Discord: https://discord.gg/tNHyfQKmVn

Server without mods and pirated. Play for free!

twc.su

Mine Craze: Content Tumors Server

CONTENT, CRAZE, Forced Content, ITT, long tail tags, Server, tumors, vtumors

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit on you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.

2. We have a secret underground city filled with dancing creepers and disco-loving skeletons. It’s the perfect place to party and show off your best dance moves.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

4. We hold weekly llama races where you can ride on the backs of our speedy llamas and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the cactus obstacle course!

5. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those ninja llamas…they can be a bit feisty.

Obsessed With Her Minecraft SMP

attention seeking, celebrity culture, cyberbullying, internet culture, internet trolls, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, obsessed, Obsession, obsession with celebrities, online behavior, online communities, online harassment, psychological disorders, schizos, shitposters, smp, social media, STALKING, trolling, unhealthy fixation

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8727	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Join our wacky and wild SMP where schizos and shitposters run the show! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and mind-bending builds that will leave you questioning reality.

Join us if you want to be part of a community that embraces the chaos and thrives on the absurd. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a schizo or a shitposter! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness!

MilCraft Server: AITA Disregard

aita, Boundaries, Childbirth, Communication, compromise, Cultural differences, Decision making, Disregard, emotional manipulation, family, Guilt, in-laws, long distance, MILcraft, parenting, passport issues, Pregnancy, Respect, self-care, Server, societal expectations, Support, travel, visa restrictions

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	141
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world craziness! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your in-laws trying to control your life choices.

Forget about flying 9 hours to give birth in your home country just to please your MIL – on our server, you can give birth to pixelated babies in the comfort of your own virtual world! No need to worry about passport issues or unpaid leave, because in Minecraft, anything is possible.

Join us and escape the pressure of society’s expectations. Build a virtual family with your blocky babies and explore new worlds together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s mine away the stress and have some fun!

SisterSueCraft

children, Communication, Conflict, family, family members, Financial, Inheritance, Interest, late payment, lawsuit, Legal, loan, loan agreement, MONEY, Principal, repayment agreement, sister, SisterSueCraft, suing, Trust, vulnerable

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5514
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Zombie Dances:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ores Mined:	4266	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest family drama you’ll ever see! Join now to experience the thrill of lending virtual loans to your in-game siblings and never getting paid back!

Our server is filled with intense negotiations, shady deals, and unexpected twists just like the story of this player’s sister who conveniently forgot to repay the principal loan amount. Will you be the one to take legal action against your in-game family members?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft where you can wire virtual money to your sibling’s bank account and watch as they come up with outrageous excuses for not paying you back on time.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the drama-filled world of Minecraft loans and family disputes. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate loan shark in our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!