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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 258 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Star Shards Collected: | 220 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
also, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair where u can find a portal to a whole new dimension filled with dancing llamas and singing creepers. it’s like a party in there 24/7, bro.
oh, and did i mention that the admin is a wizard who can turn u into a dragon if u bring him a stack of golden apples? like, who wouldn’t want to be a freakin dragon in minecraft?
so, yeah, join this server and let your wildest dreams come true. or at least have a good laugh at the insanity that goes down here.