ASSUTADORA Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Poultry Manure Plant Party

agricultural practices, antibiotic resistance, antibiotic resistance genes, antibiotic resistance mechanisms, antibiotic resistance profiling, antibiotic use, antimicrobial resistance, bacterial populations, environmental contamination, genetic analysis, manure, microbial community, microbial diversity, microbiome composition, Party, Plant, plant endophytes, plant health, Poultry, poultry farming, poultry manure, resistance genes, selective culture, whole genome sequencing

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Enchantments Applied:	188
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Alien Abductions:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, because it’s filled with plant endophytes that are resistant to antimicrobials. Why, you ask? Because we use poultry manure to fertilize our virtual crops, giving them superpowers!

Join our server and witness the epic battles between the antibiotic-resistant endophytes and the evil bacteria trying to take over the land. Will you help the endophytes defend their territory, or will you join forces with the bacteria and wreak havoc? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We also have whole genome sequencing mini-games where you can decode the DNA of the virtual organisms and uncover hidden secrets. Who knows what kind of crazy mutations you’ll discover!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of antimicrobial resistance in plant endophytes like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a bacteria, in which case, sorry not sorry).

Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun

Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, Burning Scent of Home, Character Banners, feixiao files, Feixiao0910, FeixiaoGeneral, fire nihility, Fun, Honkai, Imaginary Harmony, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha, Minecraft, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Version 2.6

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Love Letters Sent:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP

altcoins, Anonymity, Blockchain, Crypto, crypto gambling, crypto trading, cryptocurrency, decentralized exchanges., Dex, digital assets, ERC20 tokens, exchanges, financial freedom, gambling, KYC, L2 bridge, Minecraft, no KYC, non-ethereum, NON-KYC exchanges, peer-to-peer trading, privacy, smp, Trading, unverified exchanges

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8709
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Hey gamers, looking to get in on some wild and wacky action? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to gamble your way to victory! We’ve got non-KYC exchanges that will blow your mind – no need to worry about boring old regulations here. And forget about those Ethereum dexes, we’ve got our own crazy trading platform that will have you trading like a pro in no time. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftVIP

body odor, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, consent, discomfort, emotional intelligence, hygiene, Intimacy, misunderstanding, oral sex, partner, personal space, relationship, Respect, self-care, self-consciousness, sensitivity, sex, shower, ShowerCraftVIP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	140
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

CraftyMind SMP

Art Therapy, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyMind, Dance, Exercise, gardening, Hiking, hobby, journaling, knitting, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, photography, reading, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, woodworking

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

CraftySaverz

budgeting, budgeting tips, CraftySaverz, Financial Advice, financial discipline, Financial goals, financial habits, Financial Planning, Financial Success, financial tip, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money saving habits, money saving tips, personal finance, saving money, saving strategies, smart spending, wise spending

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	85

Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

SpyCraftChemWars

#covert operations, chemical weapons, counterintelligence, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, Government, illegal activities, intelligence, international relations, investigation, material, Procurement, production, Russian Spy, sanctions, SECURITY, spy network, SpyCraftChemWars, Surveillance, switzerland

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5994
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Potions Brewed:	104
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

Behavior, child behavior, child outcomes, children’s development, controversy, discipline, discipline techniques, effects, Impact, long-debated, negative effects, overstated, parenting, Parenting styles, physical punishment, Psychological, research, researchers, SpankCraft, spanking, study

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

Sad Fact Minecraft Server

achievement, attraction, birth rate, birth rate collapse, Cheap, China, created, export, fact, feeling, fembots, height of feat, human touch, long-lasting, low attraction, Minecraft, sad, Server, sex robots, sex toys, Technology, technology feat, Trust, trustable

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Farms Harvested:	722	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Based Peter Minecraft SMP

ai, Assistance, Based, Generated, keywords, list, long tail, Minecraft, Natural Language Processing, nlp, Peter, Peter was so based, phrases, smp, tags, Technology, text analysis, Tools, virtual assistant

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!