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Blocky McBlockface: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Cool

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	9082	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	48
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?)

AI ImprovCraft: Art vs. Code

ai, art, Artificial Intelligence, artistic output, Code, creative output, creativity, Dance, digital art, Entertainment, Future of Art, ImprovCraft, improvisational performances, innovation, live performances, machine learning, Music, perceived value, performance art, technological advancements, Technology, Theater, virtual reality

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1724
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro.

Once, I saw a chicken build a rollercoaster with its beak. True story, dude. And the zombies? They throw the best dance parties. You haven’t lived until you’ve done the Thriller dance with a bunch of undead monsters.

But wait, there’s more! The trees sing show tunes, the diamonds tell jokes, and the lava pits have spa days on Tuesdays. It’s a wild ride, my friend. So come on down to this Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

SheepSaverCraft

Brain, brain damage, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Complications, deadly condition, disability, health, medical breakthrough, Medical research, megadose, research, Sepsis, sepsis treatment, septic patients, sheep studies, SheepSaverCraft, sodium ascorbate, tested on sheep, treatments

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where we tested a ‘megadose’ of sodium ascorbate on sheep and now they’re like super smart and building amazing structures! Forget about sepsis, we got you covered with our brain-boosting sheep experiments. Join us and become a Minecraft mastermind, no cognitive impairment here, just pure gaming fun! Don’t miss out on the craziest server around, where sheep are the key to success!

[1.21] Severation SMP (Whitelisted / Semi-Vanilla / 18+)

+18, 18server, Advanced Teleport, Community, Competitions, Datapacks, Discord, Discordsrv, Dynmap, Health Indicator, hermitcraft, InteractiveChat, Mobheads, Papermc, Playerheads, Playermarket, PlayerTimeTracker, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, Survival, Tpa, Whitelisted

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Secret Passages Found:	7	Villages Defended:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Emeralds Found:	2687	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9558	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Severation SMP is a Semi-Vanilla 18+ server, whitelisted, running on Papermc.Our rules are simple, no griefing, stealing, pvp without consent, and be respectful.

We’re a group of friends opening up to public to receive new life into our server.Server’s been up since 28/06 (5 days ago)

Our Goal:– Community – We aspire to create a community with active chatting, thriving playermarket and frequent interactions between players.– Welcoming – We welcome everyone, you don’t have to be a good builder, as long as you enjoy yourself.

We encourage everyone to build close to spawn, center of spawn will have a player market.Community contribution is important, something as little as chatting every now and then.

You may request to join in our discord (18+): https://discord.gg/MpDSzCDjky

Plugins:– Dynmap– PlayerTimeTracker– InteractiveChat + DiscordSRV (You can type [item] [inv])– Advanced Teleport (TPA/Homes)

Datapacks:– Health Indicator– Playerheads– Mobheads– Multiplayer Sleep– Blazeandcave Advancements Pack– Banner Bedsheets

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CraftyManagerLies Minecraft Server

CraftyManagerLies, discrimination, favoritism, Frustration, hiring process, job application, job competition, job hunting, Job Interview, job market, job market challenges, job market disparities, job market trends, Job Opportunities, Job Search, Liars, managers, Minecraft, Résumé, Server, Summer, unemployment, unfairness

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4045
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	1111	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Endless Night Skies:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Tired of job hunting with no luck? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is hiring! That’s right, we’re looking for players to join our virtual workforce and start earning those virtual diamonds! No need to wait until August or fall, just hop on our server and start working right away.

And don’t worry about those pesky curries hogging all the jobs, because on our server, everyone has an equal opportunity to succeed! Plus, with our unique resume-building quests and challenges, you’ll be sure to stand out from the crowd and land that dream job in no time.

So why waste your summer job hunting when you could be building, crafting, and earning on our Minecraft server? Join us today and start your virtual career journey!

LaughCraft Minecraft Server

amusement, belly laugh, Chuckle, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, guffaw, haha, Hahaha, hilarious, humor, JOKE, LaughCraft, Laughter, lmao, lol, long tail tag, Minecraft, rofl, Server, Tag, viral

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2993
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	2010	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Crops Grown:	5099	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos, mayhem, and absolute ridiculousness? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, and building a house made entirely of TNT (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Will you challenge his rule or join forces with him to conquer the server? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy world? Join now and let the insanity begin! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Votes:	7549	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy MIL situations that will make you question your own sanity.

Picture this: you’re building your dream castle in the game, only to have your future MIL swoop in and criticize every block you place. She’ll tell you to “lose some weight” in-game before you can build that perfect wedding chapel. But fear not, for our server is a safe space where you can clap back and build your dream world without any judgment!

And don’t even get us started on wedding dress shopping in Minecraft. Your future MIL will be there, trying to convince you that the diamond armor you picked out is “the ugliest one yet.” But hey, who needs her approval when you can slay dragons and creepers in style?

Join us on this server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from rage-inducing phone calls to epic showdowns in the chat. Are you the AH in this situation, or are you just trying to survive in a world filled with crazy in-laws? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

BabyBlocksRUs

BabyBlocksRUs, co parenting, Communication, custody, decision, difficult situation, Divorce, emotions, ex husband, family, hurt, love, Marriage, medical appointments, moving on, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, relationships, self-care, separation, Ultrasound

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring the drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this 38-year-old woman’s relationship with her soon-to-be-ex-husband!

Imagine a server where you can experience the thrill of a rollercoaster romance, just like this couple who were together for 18 years but now find themselves on the brink of divorce. Will they make it work? Will they move on? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the chaos of a surprise pregnancy thrown into the mix, adding a whole new level of drama to the server. Will the husband be involved in the pregnancy appointments, or will the ex-wife shut him out? It’s a soap opera in Minecraft form!

Join now for a server experience like no other, where you can build, explore, and witness the craziness unfold before your very eyes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

SkillzCraft Minecraft Server

achievement, goal-setting, life improvement, life transformation, Minecraft, personal development, self actualization, self development, self growth, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-achievement, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-improvement journey, Server, skill acquisition., skill mastery, SkillzCraft, success mindset

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	40	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where mastering the art of building is just the beginning! Imagine if you could instantly master any skill in the world – like the ability to ride a pig while juggling diamond blocks and singing “Baby Shark” backwards.

Join our server and you’ll unlock the power to build the most epic structures with just a flick of your wrist. From pixelated pyramids to gravity-defying castles, your creativity will know no bounds. And who knows, maybe mastering the skill of building in Minecraft will lead you to become the next great architect of the digital age.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your journey to mastering the ultimate skill of blocky awesomeness!

PixelatedPanda’s Animal Adventure

Adventure, animal, Animals, choose, Consciousness, Curiosity, Empathy, Evolution, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, Identity, imagination, Life, perspective, perspective shift, PixelatedPandas, Self Discovery, species, transformation, Understanding, why

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6487
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
New Chunks Explored:	809501	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Ever wanted to know what it’s like to be a majestic unicorn prancing through fields of rainbow-colored grass? Or how about soaring through the skies as a fire-breathing dragon, terrorizing villages and hoarding all the diamonds you can find? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that and more!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Our server is filled with magical surprises around every corner, from hidden treasure chests overflowing with enchanted loot to secret portals that lead to dimensions where gravity doesn’t exist.

But that’s not all! Our community is made up of the craziest bunch of players you’ll ever meet, from mad scientists building giant roller coasters to fearless warriors battling hordes of zombie chickens. So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you questioning reality and wondering why you ever played on any other server.

Lindner’s 49-Euro Debate Server

49-euro ticket, 49Euro, affordability, debate, Economy, european union, German politics, germany, Government, Lindner, Lindners, political decision, Politics, price, public debate, public opinion, public policy, public services, public spending, public transportation, Server, ticket pricing, transportation cost

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Animals Bred:	98
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1011
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ores Mined:	2157

come join our epic minecraft server where the ticket price is 49 euros but we put it up for DEBATE like a political showdown! you can battle it out with other players in epic debates about the price of entry, it’s like a virtual parliament but with blocks and creepers! join now and show off your debating skills while building the most insane structures in the game! who needs germany when you can join us for some blocky fun!