Assumptions Minecraft Servers

Assumptions

  • RaceCraft: GF vs DaughterAITA

    RaceCraft: GF vs DaughterAITA

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Looking for a place to escape and just have some fun? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is when someone accidentally blows up your house with TNT!

    Our server is a safe haven for all players, no matter their background. Whether you’re a half Korean warrior or a white wizard, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can leave all your real-life issues at the door.

    And if you’re worried about keeping secrets from your virtual friends, don’t worry! Our server is all about transparency and honesty. Just make sure to warn your girlfriend before she meets your virtual daughter, or else she might be in for a surprise!

    So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? Join now and let the virtual adventures begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mom’s Sleepover Shack

    Mom’s Sleepover Shack

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a teenage sleepover? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of navigating through parent drama, just like in this wild sleepover story.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a heated argument between parents about whether or not a girl should have stayed the night with boys. Who needs PvP when you have parents going at it over sleepover logistics?

    But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the chaos of miscommunication, assumptions, and phone calls blowing up like creeper explosions. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will have you saying “I can’t believe this is happening in a Minecraft server!”

    So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HighCraft Babysit Blockheads

    HighCraft Babysit Blockheads

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from family drama and responsibilities? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun without any judgment.

    Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. No more being stuck watching the kids while everyone else has a good time – on our server, you can be free to do whatever you want!

    We promise that no mother-in-law will judge you for getting high before a family gathering here. In fact, we encourage it! Let loose and have a blast without anyone telling you what to do.

    And if your husband doesn’t understand your need for some me-time, don’t worry – on our server, you can be your own boss. No more being labeled as irresponsible or childish just because you want to have some fun.

    So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky adventure. Who needs family gatherings when you have a Minecraft server like ours? Let’s escape reality together and have a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyMinerz: Not just digging holes all day!

    CraftyMinerz: Not just digging holes all day!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of people assuming that being a Minecraft server owner is just a walk in the park? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to prove them wrong and show off your mad skills in managing a virtual world full of chaos and craziness!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of diamond blocks. Or how about participating in our weekly llama racing competition, where the fastest llama wins a lifetime supply of golden carrots?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon slaying club, where members gather to defeat the dragon using nothing but fishing rods and snowballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare artifacts.

    So why wait? Join our server today and show the world that being a Minecraft server owner is anything but boring!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ReinCarnateAcrossRealms

    ReinCarnateAcrossRealms

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and suddenly you’re not just building stuff, you’re BUILDING YOUR SOUL. Yeah, man, this server is like a portal to other dimensions where you can reincarnate into different beings and explore crazy new worlds.

    One time, this dude joined and he built a castle so epic that he actually turned into a dragon in real life. Like, he started breathing fire and flying around and stuff. It was wild, man.

    And then there was this other player who accidentally turned into a unicorn because she built a rainbow bridge to the clouds. Now she prances around the server spreading rainbows and glitter everywhere. It’s like a freakin’ fairy tale, man.

    So, like, if you wanna experience the ultimate mind-bending, soul-building, universe-exploring adventure, you gotta join this Minecraft server. Trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DatingCraft Minecraft Server

    DatingCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where dating drama doesn’t exist because all you need is your trusty pickaxe and some diamond armor to survive! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through the treacherous world of blocky relationships.

    Forget about real-life drama, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough TNT to blow up your friend’s house (just kidding, please don’t do that). With only 7 dates in 6 months, you’ll have plenty of time to mine for diamonds and build your dream castle.

    And who needs a boyfriend when you have a whole community of fellow players to team up with and conquer the Minecraft world together? So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant statue of a creeper. Let the blocky adventures begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hate-Free Haven Minecraft Server

    Hate-Free Haven Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged by firstie anons on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we only accept players who have been rejected by the cool kids! That’s right, if you’ve ever felt like an outcast, this is the place for you.

    Join our server and experience a world where being different is celebrated! Our community is made up of misfits, weirdos, and all-around awesome people who have been shunned by the mainstream Minecraft crowd. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of rainbow sheep who are plotting to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon and take over the Minecraft world. Will you join their cause and help them achieve their woolly revolution? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MisunderstoodSteve

    MisunderstoodSteve

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being misunderstood like the fictional character you relate to the most? Well, come join our Minecraft server and let your misunderstood flag fly high! We have a community of players who will appreciate your quirks and eccentricities, just like the misunderstood character you love. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s just looking for some friends to play with. So come on over and show the world that being misunderstood is actually pretty cool!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BrainCrafters: Size Doesn’t Matter!

    BrainCrafters: Size Doesn’t Matter!

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join dis epic minecraft server where we defy all logic and reason just like how dem primates, rodents, and carnivores be doin’ with their brain size changes. forget what you thought you knew about big animals havin’ big brains, cuz on dis server, we be breakin’ all da rules!

    we got crazy builds dat will blow yo mind, like a giant banana house for dem primates or a cheese castle for dem rodents. and don’t even get me started on da carnivores, they be runnin’ around chasin’ each other in a maze made entirely of meat!

    so if you wanna be part of somethin’ truly wild and wacky, join dis server and let’s see just how big yo brain can get when you let go of all da old assumptions. trust me, it’s gonna be a brain-blastin’ good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockBros Minecraft Server

    BlockBros Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of people asking you boring questions like “How’s the weather?” or “What do you do for a living?” Well, join our Minecraft server and never have to answer those mundane questions again! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere in the world that only the bravest players can find. So if you’re looking for a break from reality and a chance to escape to a world of pure chaos and fun, join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP