Assumptions Minecraft Servers

Assumptions

  • CroissantCraft Minecraft Server

    CroissantCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value facts and opinions just as much as we value building epic structures! Join us if you want to learn new things and share your knowledge, just like the time I tried to educate my husband about chocolate croissants and it ended in a heated argument about pastries.

    On our server, you can build your dream castle while also debating whether a chocolate croissant is truly a croissant or not. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep-seated pastry preferences that lead to epic battles between players.

    So come join us and let’s settle the age-old debate of what constitutes a croissant once and for all! And remember, on our server, facts are just as important as diamonds.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyMisconceptions

    CraftyMisconceptions

    New Minecraft Servers

    People think playing Minecraft is just about building houses and mining for diamonds, but on our server, it’s a whole new level of craziness! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Join us if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SisTallProbsMC

    SisTallProbsMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

    We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

    Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ChopstickCraft Minecraft Server

    ChopstickCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our epic Minecraft server where we eat with chopsticks like pros! Just like the time my brother’s girlfriend thought training chopsticks were a thing and I accidentally made her feel like she was in a chopstick boot camp. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? So come join us for some hilarious mishaps and unforgettable moments on our server. Who knows, you might even learn some mad chopstick skills along the way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • StereotypedSteve – Minecraft SMP

    StereotypedSteve – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being called a noob just because you haven’t built a giant pixel art of a cat yet? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all levels of building skills! Whether you’re a redstone genius or just like to dig straight down (don’t do that), there’s a place for you here.

    Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon, where we ride into battle on pigs wearing diamond armor (yes, the pigs, not us). Or how about our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a shelter without being able to see a thing.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours.

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making. And remember, no matter what the stereotypes say about you, here you’ll always be welcomed with open arms and a diamond pickaxe.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AthleteNameMCServer

    AthleteNameMCServer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of how one player’s baby name caused a rift between friends.

    Imagine naming your child after a famous NFL player without even knowing it – that’s the kind of chaotic energy we thrive on here. Who needs reality TV when you can witness real-life soap opera moments in our virtual world?

    So come on in and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next, whether it’s a surprise reveal or a friendship-ending argument over baby names. This server is the perfect blend of excitement and entertainment, so why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EmoChick vs RegChick Server

    EmoChick vs RegChick Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of emotional support animals…even if they’re chickens named Cluck! Join us for a clucking good time as we embark on epic adventures with our feathered friends by our side.

    Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate the companionship of a chicken who provides emotional support in the form of clucks and pecks. Who needs therapy when you have Cluck the chicken to cheer you up?

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Cluck may demand extra seeds and worms as payment for his emotional support services, and you never know when he might lead you on a wild chicken chase through the pixelated wilderness.

    So if you’re ready to dive into a world where emotional support chickens reign supreme, join us on our server and let Cluck guide you on a clucktastic journey like no other. Just remember, don’t mess with Cluck or you might find yourself in a coop of trouble!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DumbCraft SMP

    DumbCraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our wacky and wild SMP where intelligence is totally overrated!

    We’ve got players who build houses out of dirt, mine straight down without a care in the world, and think that creepers are just misunderstood pets. Who needs smarts when you can have fun, right?

    Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t worry about being the smartest player on the server – here, it’s all about having a good time and embracing your inner derp. So come on, join us and show the world that being a little dumb can be a whole lot of fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCocaine: 17th Century Surprise!

    CraftyCocaine: 17th Century Surprise!

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join our minecraft server cuz we got cocaine found in 17th-century european brains up in here! that’s right, 200 years earlier than anyone thought! come get high on history while you mine and craft your way to victory! who knew those old europeans were partying so hard back in the day? join now for a wild ride through time and space (well, just time actually) and see what other crazy surprises we have in store for you! trust us, this server is lit AF!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • OppositeCraft

    OppositeCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where the sheep are actually secret agents spying on the cows, who are plotting a rebellion against the pigs. the chickens have formed a cult worshipping the almighty egg, and the creepers are throwing a surprise party for Steve but forgot to invite him.

    explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy. build your own castle made entirely of cake, ride a flying pig into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

    with weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where all mobs drop tacos instead of loot, and “Fashion Show Friday” where players compete to see who can wear the most ridiculous outfit, you’ll never run out of things to do.

    so come join us and experience the madness, the mayhem, and the sheer absurdity of our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. because here, being wrong has never felt so right.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP