Assumptions Minecraft Servers

Assumptions

  • BrainCraftMC

    BrainCraftMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where misunderstandings lead to hilarious drama just like in this story! Join us for a chance to confess your love to your crush, only to have it backfire in the most outrageous way possible.

    Imagine building a virtual world with your friends, only to have one of them accidentally reveal your secret crush and make everyone think you’re something you’re not. Will you be able to set the record straight and clear up the confusion, or will you end up in a virtual love triangle gone wrong?

    But don’t worry, our server is not just about love triangles and misunderstandings. We also have epic quests, crazy challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So come join us and experience the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CritiCraft: Misunderstood Fun

    CritiCraft: Misunderstood Fun

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas!

    Our server is so crazy that even the creepers wear party hats and the zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Plus, our diamond ores are actually made of chocolate, so you can satisfy your sweet tooth while mining for resources.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, telling jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where the villagers throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who needs reality when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • YogaCraze30minsLate

    YogaCraze30minsLate

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like my girlfriend on the day of her yoga certification class? Look no further! Our server is as unpredictable as her last-minute freak out!

    Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like the car ride to the yoga studio. Will you be crying tears of joy from the fun or tears of frustration from the challenges? Who knows!

    Just like my confusion about the timing of the yoga class, you’ll be scratching your head trying to figure out the next move in the game. Will you be early or late to the next big event? Only time will tell!

    So come join us on our server where assumptions are key, just like assuming you know what your girlfriend needs without her telling you. It’s a wild ride, just like trying to navigate through her emotional rollercoaster!

    Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement, join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs yoga when you can stretch your limits in our Minecraft world?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MisunderstoodMC SMP

    MisunderstoodMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like for realzies! So like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. It was like, the craziest thing ever, bro. And then I met this talking pig who told me he was actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. Like, what even is life anymore?

    But seriously, this SMP is lit AF. We have weekly llama races, where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots. And our PvP battles are legendary – last week, someone defeated the Wither using nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. It was like watching a potato ninja in action, I swear.

    So if you wanna join a server where the impossible is possible and the ridiculous is just another Tuesday, then come join us! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our Discord server, trolling unsuspecting players with bad dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the fun, fam!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CreeperCouplesNightOut

    CreeperCouplesNightOut

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of hanging out with your boyfriend’s female coworker in a virtual world! That’s right, we encourage all players to form close friendships with coworkers and see where the night takes you. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up in a virtual parking lot having deep conversations until the virtual bar closes!

    But don’t worry, it’s all completely innocent in our server. Just like in real life, there’s nothing to worry about and you’re definitely not crazy for thinking otherwise. So come on in and join the fun, because on our server, anything can happen – even virtual drama with your boyfriend’s coworker!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP