Assumptions Minecraft Servers

Assumptions

  • Mystic Pixel Realms 1.21.3

    Mystic Pixel Realms 1.21.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and avoid awkward conversations with women! Our server is full of cool dudes who just want to talk about their dad’s newly adopted cats without any judgment. Plus, no rude or passive-aggressive behavior from fat girls allowed – only hot or decent looking girls are welcome here! Don’t be a NEET autist, join us and spark some crazy conversations today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BusBucksNoBucks

    BusBucksNoBucks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the bus lady thinks you’re special! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters and hilarious misunderstandings.

    Imagine swiping your card to board the bus, only to have the bus lady mistake you for one of the passengers with Down syndrome. Talk about a plot twist! But hey, why ruin the fun by clarifying the misunderstanding? Embrace the chaos and hop on board for a journey like no other.

    With a community as diverse as ours, you never know what kind of wacky situations you’ll find yourself in. From accidental identity swaps to heartwarming moments of mistaken charity, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, grab your basketball shorts and high white socks, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just discover that being mistaken for someone else can lead to some unforgettable memories. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CreeperCritic or RacistCreeper?

    CreeperCritic or RacistCreeper?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with creepy dudes in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only creeps you’ll encounter are the ones hiding in the dark caves waiting to jump scare you! Our server is a safe space for all, regardless of age, gender, or nationality.

    Join us and experience a world where you can be whoever you want to be, without facing judgment or inappropriate comments. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and make friends with fellow gamers who appreciate you for who you are.

    And hey, if you’re looking for a German husband to get citizenship, we’ve got plenty of villagers who are ready to trade with you! No need to deal with crusty old white guys here, just friendly players who are here to have a good time. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave the real world creeps behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NieceGate Minecraft Server

    NieceGate Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never be left to babysit without prior notice! Unlike some husbands, we value your weekend plans and won’t throw any surprise nieces your way.

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no last-minute babysitting duties. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content.

    Don’t let your weekend get ruined by unexpected guests – join our server and let the only surprise be how awesome our community is! So come on in and leave the babysitting to someone else, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be responsible for is having a great time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Super Bowl Citizens – Confidently Wrong

    Super Bowl Citizens – Confidently Wrong

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a llama who could breakdance better than any player on this server. Legend has it that if you join, you will be blessed with epic dance moves and unstoppable gaming skills. Plus, our server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come on down and join the fun! Who needs the Super Bowl when you can be part of this epic adventure? Join now and become a part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Lady’s Realm 1.21.2

    Lady’s Realm 1.21.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server because we don’t discriminate against women! We may resent them, but we welcome everyone with open arms! Come see what it’s like to play with a group of players who may or may not care about each other’s well-being. Plus, we have a new thread for you to explore and discuss your feelings towards women in a safe and supportive environment. Don’t miss out on the chaos and confusion – join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • InstaSnitch Minecraft Server

    InstaSnitch Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the only thing on the menu!

    Join us and leave behind all the screenshotting, Instagram story drama, and misunderstandings. Our server is a place where you can build, explore, and make new friends without worrying about being labeled as a nosy drama-stirrer.

    We promise that no one will judge you for speaking up about private Instagram stories here – in fact, we encourage it! Let your creativity run wild and leave all the unnecessary drama behind. Plus, who knows, you might even find a new loyal friend who will always have your back during class presentations (even if they’re tired).

    So come on over and join our server, where loyalty is key, drama is non-existent, and the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest Minecraft creations imaginable. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pup Puzzle Palace

    Pup Puzzle Palace

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our amazin server where dog skull shape is da key to success!! we got challenges dat will make u question everything u know about performance specialization from selective breeding!! build ur own dog skull shaped castle and show off ur skills to da world!! u wont find dis kinda craziness anywhere else, so join now and let da fun begin!! πŸΆπŸ’€πŸ° #dogskullshape #minecraftmadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Valentine’s Quests 1.20.6

    Valentine’s Quests 1.20.6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your reality? Join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure!

    Ever wanted to escape the embarrassment of being a late-in-life virgin? Well, our server will make you forget all about that with its crazy challenges and outrageous quests!

    Don’t want to write a note explaining why you did it? No problem! Our server will keep you guessing with its mysterious atmosphere and unpredictable events.

    Join now and dive into a world where anything is possible, even making people wonder why you did what you did on Valentine’s Day!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NiecelessWedding Minecraft Server

    NiecelessWedding Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring weddings where babies are crying and ruining the vibe? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where babies under 5 years old are banned from attending. That’s right, no crying toddlers to ruin your fun!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is set on a farm, so you can expect to see all kinds of farm animals roaming around. Who needs babies when you can have cute little piglets and fluffy sheep as wedding guests?

    Join now and experience the most unique wedding celebration in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with farm animals and leave the toddlers at home!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP