Assumption MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

FingerCrushCraft

safety awareness, elevator safety tips, danger, safety first, elevator maintenance

join our epic minecraft server where elevators are safe to ride without fear of finger crushing! our elevators are made of fluffy clouds and unicorn magic, ensuring a smooth and finger-friendly ride every time.

but that’s not all! our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move to funky tunes. join them on the dance floor and show off your best dance moves while avoiding exploding skeletons.

if dancing isn’t your thing, take a stroll through our enchanted forest filled with talking animals and magical creatures. make friends with a singing squirrel or challenge a wise old owl to a game of chess.

so why wait? join our minecraft server today for a finger-safe elevator ride, a creeper dance party, and a magical forest adventure like no other!

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MortgageMadness Minecraft SMP

sale price, family, Adu, assumption, Flip

Are you tired of boring old stonks and want to spice up your financial portfolio? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can buy out your family’s equity on a house for a mere $40k and get a 5% mortgage deal on a $280k sale price! But wait, there’s more!

Not only will you have a renter upstairs already, but you can also build an ADU for just $50-60k and rent it out for even more cash flow! With your mortgage completely covered, you can live rent-free and laugh in the face of those boring old stonks.

And if that’s not enough, worst case scenario, you can always flip the house for a profit! So come join our Minecraft SMP and make some outrageous real estate deals that will have everyone talking!

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CrashCraft: Trusting Strangers

road safety, urban living, accident, traffic, Crashcraft

haha u ever think bout how we trust randos not to run us over? well u can trust us to not run u over on our minecraft server! we got pigs driving cars and chickens flying planes, so u know u safe here. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny, it blinds any bad drivers who try to mess with us. come join us for a wild ride and see for yourself!

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SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server

assumption, brown skin, Server, Indian descent, dark hair

Are you tired of people mistaking your ethnicity on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and embrace your Indian heritage with pride! We promise no one will mistake you for being Italian or anything else. Plus, we have a special “Guess My Ethnicity” mini-game where players can earn extra diamonds by correctly identifying each other’s backgrounds. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and show off your true colors!

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EndlessLeftTurns

Direction, misunderstanding, Driving, traffic rules, turn left

join dis server if u want to experience da ultimate adventure of never ending left turns! we got u covered with non-stop left turnin action, cuz who needs to go straight anyways? our server is like a never-ending maze of left turns, where u never know when to stop! it’s like a never-ending cycle of confusion and fun, cuz who needs directions when u can just keep turnin left? come join us and see how long u can last in our crazy world of left turns! just remember, left is always right on our server!

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SmellCraft: AITA Edition

offensive, odorous, workplace etiquette, Vehicle, trade-in

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Are you tired of playing on servers where players smell worse than a creeper’s breath? Look no further, because on our server, we value personal hygiene just as much as we value building epic structures.

Join us and experience a world where even the pixels smell fresh and clean. Our players are so fresh, they make the ocean biome look like a dirty pond. And don’t worry, we have scented plugins in every virtual corner to ensure that even the smelliest of players can’t ruin your gaming experience.

And if you happen to come across a player who’s a bit ripe, don’t worry! Our moderators are trained in the art of subtle hints, like offering them a virtual gas card to go freshen up. So come join us and say goodbye to stinky players and hello to a fragrant gaming paradise. Remember, on our server, cleanliness is not just a virtue, it’s a way of life.

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JawdroppingCraft – Where Strong Jaws and Blocks Collide!

beauty standards, heterosexual, Stereotypes, attraction, Women

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are thicc and the adventures are wilder than a creeper on a sugar rush!

Join us if you want to build a world where strong-jawed women reign supreme – because let’s face it, if you’re into that, you’re probably a secret homo sapien! Our server is home to the most feminine women in all of Minecraft, making it the ultimate choice for any heterosexual player out there.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and laugh your way through our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for a blocky beauty with a jawline sharper than a diamond sword!

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FlopCraft: Where We Embrace the Inevitable Failure of Our Game

Release, Failure, bold, Flop, Dissolution

Welcome to our totally not doomed Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches galore and server crashes that will make you question your sanity.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned a giant pink unicorn that started rampaging through the world, destroying everything in its path. But fear not, our fearless admins were able to tame the beast and now it roams the land, spreading joy and sparkles wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dance party where players can let loose and show off their best moves. Just be careful not to fall into the pit of lava in the middle of the dance floor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next unicorn tamer of legend.

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Minecraft Manga Madness: Crafty Creations & Epic Adventures

Wise, peak, Expert, manga artist, madness

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner mangaka skills at their peak! Our server is like a blank canvas, waiting for you to create the most epic and hilarious stories through your builds.

Imagine building a giant anime character battling a horde of creepers, or creating a pixel art masterpiece that rivals the Mona Lisa. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build the most outrageous and creative structure, you’ll be granted the power to control the weather in the game. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a thunderstorm of exploding chickens? You got it.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and become the ultimate mangaka of the blocky world! Who knows, maybe your creations will become the next big thing in the Minecraft universe.

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Pixelated Pandas Paradise

13. Asian girls, 17. Asian diversity, 10. Asian beauty, 8. Friends, 4. Korean

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can share Asian women you know IRL and have others rate them! Need advice on how to use your Korean friend from university? Look no further, our community is here to help you strategize and conquer the virtual world together. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of controversy. Who knows, you might just find your next gaming partner or discover a hidden talent for pixelated architecture. So what are you waiting for? Dive in and let the fun begin!

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