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FingerCrushCraft

assumption, bold, Caution, danger, elevator accidents, elevator maintenance, elevator risks, elevator safety, elevator safety awareness, elevator safety tips, fear, finger protection, finger safety, FingerCrushCraft, Fingers, Risk, safety awareness, safety first, Safety Measures, safety precautions, safety protocols

join our epic minecraft server where elevators are safe to ride without fear of finger crushing! our elevators are made of fluffy clouds and unicorn magic, ensuring a smooth and finger-friendly ride every time.

but that’s not all! our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move to funky tunes. join them on the dance floor and show off your best dance moves while avoiding exploding skeletons.

if dancing isn’t your thing, take a stroll through our enchanted forest filled with talking animals and magical creatures. make friends with a singing squirrel or challenge a wise old owl to a game of chess.

so why wait? join our minecraft server today for a finger-safe elevator ride, a creeper dance party, and a magical forest adventure like no other!

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MortgageMadness Minecraft SMP

Adu, appraised, assumption, better play, BUILD, Completely, Covered, equity, family, Flip, great flip, House, live rent free, Minecraft, Mortgage, MortgageMadness, pic rel, Rent, renter, sale price, smp, stonks, worst case

Are you tired of boring old stonks and want to spice up your financial portfolio? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can buy out your family’s equity on a house for a mere $40k and get a 5% mortgage deal on a $280k sale price! But wait, there’s more!

Not only will you have a renter upstairs already, but you can also build an ADU for just $50-60k and rent it out for even more cash flow! With your mortgage completely covered, you can live rent-free and laugh in the face of those boring old stonks.

And if that’s not enough, worst case scenario, you can always flip the house for a profit! So come join our Minecraft SMP and make some outrageous real estate deals that will have everyone talking!

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CrashCraft: Trusting Strangers

accident, assumption, Awareness, Caution, Crashcraft, Crashing, daily routine, everyday life, good driver, lives, Pedestrian, Precaution, Risk, road safety, Safety, strangers, traffic, Trust, trust in others, Trusting, urban living, Vehicle

haha u ever think bout how we trust randos not to run us over? well u can trust us to not run u over on our minecraft server! we got pigs driving cars and chickens flying planes, so u know u safe here. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny, it blinds any bad drivers who try to mess with us. come join us for a wild ride and see for yourself!

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SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server

assumption, brown skin, dark eyes, dark hair, Defensive, ethnic features, friend’s sister, Indian descent, Involuntary, Italian, LAUGHING, Minecraft, Server, SisSlayin, stupid, stupid assumption, surprised, trip to India, White

Are you tired of people mistaking your ethnicity on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and embrace your Indian heritage with pride! We promise no one will mistake you for being Italian or anything else. Plus, we have a special “Guess My Ethnicity” mini-game where players can earn extra diamonds by correctly identifying each other’s backgrounds. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and show off your true colors!

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EndlessLeftTurns

90 degrees, assumption, Communication, Decision making, Direction, Driving, EndlessLeftTurns, following directions, following orders, Instructions, left turn, misunderstanding, navigation, obeying commands, orientation, road signs, spatial awareness, stop turning, traffic rules, turn left, Turning

join dis server if u want to experience da ultimate adventure of never ending left turns! we got u covered with non-stop left turnin action, cuz who needs to go straight anyways? our server is like a never-ending maze of left turns, where u never know when to stop! it’s like a never-ending cycle of confusion and fun, cuz who needs directions when u can just keep turnin left? come join us and see how long u can last in our crazy world of left turns! just remember, left is always right on our server!

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SmellCraft: AITA Edition

assumption, auto finance, body odor, car lot, Communication, Confrontation, customer service, discomfort, Edition, hygiene, loan, odorous, offensive, Professionalism, SCENTED, sensitivity, smell, SmellCraft, trade-in, Vehicle, workplace etiquette

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Are you tired of playing on servers where players smell worse than a creeper’s breath? Look no further, because on our server, we value personal hygiene just as much as we value building epic structures.

Join us and experience a world where even the pixels smell fresh and clean. Our players are so fresh, they make the ocean biome look like a dirty pond. And don’t worry, we have scented plugins in every virtual corner to ensure that even the smelliest of players can’t ruin your gaming experience.

And if you happen to come across a player who’s a bit ripe, don’t worry! Our moderators are trained in the art of subtle hints, like offering them a virtual gas card to go freshen up. So come join us and say goodbye to stinky players and hello to a fragrant gaming paradise. Remember, on our server, cleanliness is not just a virtue, it’s a way of life.

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JawdroppingCraft – Where Strong Jaws and Blocks Collide!

assumption, attraction, beauty standards, blocks, Choice, collide, Diversity, Example, facial structure, feminine, gender, heterosexual, homosexual, Identity, JawdroppingCraft, jawline, jaws, LGBTQ, physical features, Preference, Sexuality, Stereotypes, STRONG, strong jaw, Women

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are thicc and the adventures are wilder than a creeper on a sugar rush!

Join us if you want to build a world where strong-jawed women reign supreme – because let’s face it, if you’re into that, you’re probably a secret homo sapien! Our server is home to the most feminine women in all of Minecraft, making it the ultimate choice for any heterosexual player out there.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and laugh your way through our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for a blocky beauty with a jawline sharper than a diamond sword!

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FlopCraft: Where We Embrace the Inevitable Failure of Our Game

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Welcome to our totally not doomed Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches galore and server crashes that will make you question your sanity.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned a giant pink unicorn that started rampaging through the world, destroying everything in its path. But fear not, our fearless admins were able to tame the beast and now it roams the land, spreading joy and sparkles wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dance party where players can let loose and show off their best moves. Just be careful not to fall into the pit of lava in the middle of the dance floor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next unicorn tamer of legend.

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Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘OH GOOD GOD’

blocky, CREEPERS, GOD, Good, McBlockface, oh, OH BOY, OH DEAR, OH DEAR GOD, OH GOOD GOD, OH GOSH, OH HEAVENS, OH JESUS, OH LORD, OH MAN, oh my god, OH MY GOODNESS, OH MY LORD, OH NO GOD, Oh No!, OH PLEASE, OH WOW, oh yeah, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom!

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of dancing chickens who will teach you the ancient art of chicken ballet.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing llama who only speaks in Shakespearean insults?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life!

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WaifuCraft: Where your 2D dreams become 3D reality!

action, Anime, Arcade, bullet hell, chuddies, classic touhou, Colorful, Cute girls, danmaku, dreams, Fan Made, FANTASY, indie, Magical Girls, my waifu game, nostalgic, Reality, Retro, Shooter, touhou-like, video game, waifu, WaifuCraft

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a classic Touhou game…but with chuddies! That’s right, you can battle it out with your friends while wearing your favorite pair of chuddies for extra protection and style points.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chuddie King, who will grant you special powers and abilities if you can defeat him in a chuddie-wearing duel. Rumor has it that the Chuddie King once defeated an entire army of creepers with just one flick of his chuddie.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most chuddie-filled adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even become the next Chuddie Champion and rule over the land in your stylish underwear.

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Back in Block City

After all, back, BLOCK, can’t do, city, depression, detached, fucked up, hey, long trail, Loser, NAP, Sorry., tags, Wake Up

Hey there, sleepyhead! Looking for a reason to crawl out of your dark, depressing hole? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows and creepers dance the Macarena.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build a castle made entirely of cheese, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

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Kaii’s Kooky Craft Kingdom

Captivating, chilling, Craft, Dark, emotional, FANTASY, Gripping, Horror, INTENSE, Kaii, Kaiis, Kingdom, Kooky, Manga, mind-bending, Mystery, Otome, real, Shocking.., Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, Thrilling, unexpected

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a manga come to life! Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, quests to find rare enchanted items, and even a secret underground society of friendly Endermen who throw the best parties in town. You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible!

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East Asia’s Block Party: Where we rule the world one block at a time! #MinecraftMadness

Asias, BLOCK, Competition, cultural influence, DOMINANCE, east, east asia, economic powerhouse, Future, Geopolitical, global power shift, Globalization, growth, innovation, Irrelevance, leadership, MinecraftMadness, Misery, Party, progress, prosperity, rule, Rule The World, Supremacy, technological advancement, Time, West, world

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where East Asia reigns supreme and the “west” is just a distant memory of irrelevance and misery. Join us as we build towering pagodas, harvest bamboo forests, and ride dragons into battle against our enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft master, Sensei Steve, who can teach you the ancient art of block-breaking and crafting like no other. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a single punch!

So why join our server? Because here, you’ll not only conquer the virtual world of Minecraft, but also learn the secrets of East Asian wisdom and power. Plus, we have free sushi Fridays and karaoke nights where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Gangnam Style.”

Don’t be left in the dust of the “west” – come join us and experience the epic rise of East Asia in the world of Minecraft!

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Lost in TranslationCraft: Where Accuracy is Optional and ‘Muh Localization’ Rules Supreme!

Accuracy, accurate translation, Communication, Community, controversy, Cultural differences, English, Hologra, hololive, International, Interpretation, japanese, Language, localization, Lost, MISTRANSLATION, muh, Official, Optional, Programs, rules, SUBS, SUPREME, Thoughts, TranslationCraft, translator, turned off

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is run by a former official translator who believes that localization should be anything but a translation. Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before as you navigate through a world filled with upside-down trees, flying pigs, and talking creepers. Join us for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server today!

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Pixelated Punks: The Server That Didn’t Need a Remake Anyway

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that keep getting remade over and over again? Well, look no further, because our server is so epic that it didn’t even need a remake in the first place! Why settle for a reboot when you can join us and experience the original, unadulterated awesomeness?

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a band of mischievous pandas who have taken over the spawn point and are now demanding bamboo as tribute. Don’t worry though, they’re pretty chill as long as you bring them some snacks.

Venture into our world and you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. She may be fierce in battle, but she sure knows how to throw a killer rave.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Just make sure to bring your own saddle and lance!

So why waste your time on boring remakes when you can join our server and experience the true meaning of Minecraft madness? Come on in and see for yourself why we didn’t need a remake anyways!

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MattWalsh4Prez Minecraft Server: Where even creepers have opinions on politics!

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Oh boy, do we have a Minecraft server for you! Picture this: a world where Matt Walsh is the ruler, decreeing that all players must build their houses in the shape of his glorious mustache. But beware, if you dare to question his political commentary, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity!

Join our server for the chance to engage in epic debates with fellow players about Matt Walsh’s hot takes on everything from pineapple on pizza to the proper way to fold a fitted sheet. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while reciting one of Matt Walsh’s rants word for word, you’ll unlock a secret realm where you can ride around on a giant flying mustache.

So come on down to our server and let’s get political…Minecraft style! It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

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MineLOL – Digging for Laughs in the World of Blocks

April Trading Post, blocks, Digging, dragonflight.blizzard.com, General Resources, heroic raids, laughs, level squish, MineLOL, murlok.io, patch 10.2.6, plunderstorm section, Pointing Edition, raider.io, Raids, Remix: Pandaria, S4 Dungeon changes, Shiver Me Timbers, spring finery, The War Within Trailer, trading post items, world, World of Warcraft, wow-petopia.com, wowg, wowhead.com

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ultimate Pointing Edition experience where you can battle it out in epic wars within trailers, just like in the movies!

Patch 10.2.6 has arrived and with it comes the dreaded Plunderstorm! Shiver me timbers as you prepare for the incoming chaos and embark on a journey like never before. And don’t forget to check out the Remix: Pandaria for a blast from the past with a twist!

But wait, there’s more! Season 4 Dungeon changes are here to challenge even the bravest warriors. Get ready for harder dungeons with no affixes or timers, it’s a test of skill like you’ve never seen before.

And if that’s not enough, our April Trading Post is stocked with exclusive items fit for a pirate king. Plunderstorm sections and spring finery await those who dare to explore.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and dive into a world of adventure, excitement, and insanity! Who needs reality when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

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Blinded by Blocks: Where Creepers are the Real Eclipse

blinded, blocks, concern, CREEPERS, eclipse, eclipse aftermath, eclipse effects, eclipse recovery, eye care, eye damage, eye discomfort, eye examination, eye health, eye health concerns, eye protection, eye safety, eye sensitivity, health, partial eclipse, permanent damage, real, right eye, Sensitive, vision, vision health

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we have a special eclipse event that will literally blind you in one eye! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Who needs depth perception anyway? Join now and see the world in a whole new (half-blind) way!

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