Assumption MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

RiceRageCraft

eating habits, de-escalate, Food, assumption, Rice

Are you tired of living with roommates who eat 3-day-old rice straight from the pot? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be putting in the sink is your enemies!

We promise not to judge you for cleaning up after your roommates’ questionable food choices. In fact, we encourage it! Who knows, maybe that 3-day-old rice was actually a powerful potion in disguise.

Join us and embark on epic adventures where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is whether to eat that suspicious-looking mushroom or not. Don’t be the asshole, be the hero of your own Minecraft story on our server!

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CouchPotatoCraft

MONEY, Furniture, Friend, in-laws, husband

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and furniture wars.

Picture this: your in-laws bought a couch that your dog allegedly scratched, but it was hidden so no one noticed. Then, they give the couch to your husband’s friend, leaving you with a broken recliner couch in your TV room. Now, your husband is hinting that he wants you to buy them a new couch because, well, why not?

But fear not, on our server, you can escape the real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only battles you’ll be facing are against creepers and zombies. So come join us and leave the couch drama behind – unless, of course, you want to build a virtual couch empire in Minecraft!

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BeliefCraft: Prove It!

speculation, Prove, skepticism, proof, doubt

Have you ever thought that pigs can actually fly in Minecraft but no one has been able to capture it on camera? Well, on our server, you can witness these majestic flying pigs with your own eyes! Join us for a chance to witness the most epic pig aerobatics in the history of Minecraft!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride on the backs of chickens and engage in intense chicken jousting tournaments. Only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover the hidden entrance to this bizarre village and participate in the feathered battles of glory!

So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest and most unbelievable adventures in Minecraft, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your piggy bank too)!

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United States Unity Coop

United, States, international relations, people, Country

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we prove that americans can solo every other country in a virtual world!!! forget about cooperation, just come wreck havoc and show those other countries who’s boss! we got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have your back no matter what! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the ultimate showdown! let’s make america (virtually) great again!

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Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, societal issues, discrimination, White Man, Fault

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

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The one… Minecraft SMP

Fan, spread, smp, Months, GRAND

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of drama and redemption! Our server is filled with players who love to stir up controversy and then pretend like they were always fans of whatever they were trashing. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow up your house. So come on, join us and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of fake fandom and backstabbing NPCs. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

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Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP

unlikely, funny, humor, Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP, uncertainty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server crashes).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. And if you win, you’ll be crowned the ultimate champion of absurdity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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DateNightCraft Minecraft Server

Friends, reaction, Disappointment, Interest, Event

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to win tickets to exclusive events that will make your friends salty with jealousy. Just like the lottery, you never know when you might be the lucky winner of 2 tickets to a night of fun and chaos.

Imagine the thrill of winning tickets and deciding whether to take your wife on a date night or make her friends salty by taking her BFF instead. Will they show up at the door hoping for last-minute tickets, or will they throw shade your way for not following the unspoken rules of ticket distribution?

Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate test of friendship and loyalty over Minecraft tickets. Who knew virtual tickets could cause so much drama? So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the complexities of ticket distribution and friendship dynamics. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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ToiletTroubleBeachBound

plunger, Beach Trip, anger management, husband, Conflict Resolution

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any clogged toilets, only epic adventures and endless fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our vast world, filled with hidden treasures and dangerous mobs. Who needs a plunger when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and make new friends along the way. Just make sure to flush out any negativity before joining, we don’t have time for drama!

So, leave the toilet troubles behind and dive into our server where the only thing clogged is your inventory with valuable loot. Trust us, it’s a journey worth taking!

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SurpriseCraft Minecraft Server

childish, Communication, Minecraft, assumption, Surprise party

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always welcome…unless you’re like Jake and hate them with a burning passion! Join us for a chance to surprise your friends with epic builds and hidden treasures, just make sure they’re cool with it first or else you might end up like our friend here who accidentally turned their anniversary into a work party extravaganza!

But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your surprise mishaps. In fact, we encourage it! Who knows, maybe your surprise will turn into a legendary tale that will be retold for generations to come. So come join us on our server, where surprises are always around the corner and drama is just a creeper explosion away. Who needs friends when you have a whole Minecraft community to share your embarrassing moments with? Let’s make some memories together, one surprise at a time!

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