The one… Minecraft SMP

assume, assumption, bullshit, COMEBACK, Fan, getting, GRAND, HATER, Like.., mad, Minecraft, Months, Npc, One, response, series, shitting, smp, spread, Trash

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8413
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of drama and redemption! Our server is filled with players who love to stir up controversy and then pretend like they were always fans of whatever they were trashing. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow up your house. So come on, join us and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of fake fandom and backstabbing NPCs. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

GayCoffee Minecraft Server

age, ANNOYED, Apologize.., assume, cafe, city, coffee, cup of coffee, downtown, Enthusiasm, Explore, fair, Friends, gay man, GayCoffee, Minecraft, Need, number, Pay, politely, pride fair, Server, Straight..

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Divine Spears Created:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as friendly and persistent as that guy at the Cafe? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the same level of determination and enthusiasm in-game. We promise to never take no for an answer, just like our coffee-buying friend. Plus, who knows, you might even find yourself in a hilarious situation where you have to politely decline offers left and right. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected interactions and unforgettable moments!

Blowin’ Flagz Server

BLOWIN, culture, depiction, flag design, flag history, flag imagery, flag meaning, flag movement, flag portrayal, flag representation, flag symbolism, Flags, Flagz, Media, motionless, national, patriotism, representation, Server, Symbolism, symbolism in media, Visual, WIND

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	155
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the flags actually MOVE and DANCE like they’re at a rave party! you’ll never see anything like it, it’s like a flag parade 24/7! plus, our sheep wear sunglasses and ride around on pigs like they’re in a wild west showdown. it’s a hoot and a half, i tell ya! oh, and did i mention the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can do backflips and karate chops? it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, you gotta see it to believe it! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life!

The Not-So-Greatlands: Where Mods and Roleplay Collide!

16+, bedrock, collide, content creators, Discord, fantasy world, floating sky kingdoms, Gaming Community, Goddesses, Gods, immersive survival gameplay, Kingdoms, Labyrinth game mode, Modded, Mods, Monsters, mystical creatures, NOT ORGINS BUT KINDA LOL, NotSoGreatlands, ongoing community, pandemic community, role-playing experience., Roleplay, server port, shape shifting, The Greatlands Server, whitelist server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Emeralds Found:	3123	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	342
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

The Greatlands Server

Server Type	BEDROCK
Theme	NOT ORGINS BUT KINDA LOL
Server Status	WHITELIST SERVER

Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

Role-playing experience
Immersive survival gameplay
Labyrinth game mode

A Little Bit About Us!

This project we created by many different creators worldwide more than 3 years ago has become bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded back during the pandemic The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since bringing in many players yearly! Our content and community teams push the limits of Minecraft while still keeping the simplicity and “at home” feeling.

How Do I Join?

Must join Discord to receive server port! Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join without being whitelisted?	No, this is a whitelisted server. You must join the Discord and get whitelisted to join.
What is the server theme?	The server theme is a fantasy world rich with lore and mystical creatures.
How long has the server been active?	The server has been active for more than 3 years.
Is there a special game mode on the server?	Yes, the server offers a Labyrinth game mode that provides a unique gameplay experience.

Ocarina of Time Minecraft Server

3d, Action-Adventure, Adventure, classic, FANTASY, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, iconic, influential, legend of zelda, Masterpiece, Minecraft, Nintendo, Nostalgia, Ocarina, Ocarina of Time, role-playing game, Server, Time, Timeless, Underrated, video games, virtual world

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where Ocarina of Time is considered underrated – that’s right, underrated!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret dungeon filled with dancing chickens who dropped diamonds instead of eggs. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive Disco Creeper who explodes in a shower of glitter and confetti. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover that Ocarina of Time is the most overrated game of all time!

No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

Benchmark, cocktail party, Copycats, creative accounting, honest work, Investors, loans, make company, Marketing, Minecraft, MONEY, no money, off balance sheet items, pension funds, private equity firm, Problem, reboots apps, rebrands, retail traders., Revenue, RnD, secret recipe, smp, Software company, spin-offs, user base

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7212	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

GodmotherGoneWild

aita, baby shower, Babysitting, child care, diaper changing, family dynamics, Family Support, Feeding, godfather, godmother, GodmotherGoneWild, godparents, overnight care, parenting decisions, parenting disagreements, resigning as godmother, sibling rivalry, slap in the face, third trimester, ungrateful

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Emeralds Found:	4914
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Animals Bred:	88	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that appreciates all your hard work and dedication? Look no further than our server, where we value your commitment like no other! Just like how this poor soul was ditched as a godparent after all their efforts, we promise to never abandon you in your time of need.

Join us and experience the thrill of being appreciated for all your hard work, just like changing diapers and feeding babies at 2am! Our server is the perfect place for those who want to feel valued and respected, unlike this poor soul who was replaced as a godparent for no good reason.

Don’t be like this unfortunate soul who was left feeling unappreciated and betrayed. Join our server and be a part of a community that truly values your efforts, no matter how small they may seem. Plus, we promise not to replace you with someone who can’t even do their own laundry! So come on over and experience the love and appreciation you deserve.

HateWatchMinecraftSMP

Cinema, controversial, cult classic, different, DIVISIVE, Favorite, film, guilty pleasure, hate, HateWatchMinecraftSMP, Hidden Gem, love, misunderstood, Movie, Obsession, opinion, Passion, Underrated, Unique, unpopular

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	758934
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dimension Hops:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie that everyone hates but you secretly love! Join us for wild adventures, crazy builds, and drama that will make you question your sanity. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you need? So come on, join us and be a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft community out there!

CraftyGoodVibes

Altruism, authentic, benevolent, Caring, compassion, Considerate, CraftyGoodVibes, decent, Empathy, ETHICAL, genuine, good person, Honesty, honorable, Integrity, Kindness, moral, Positive, Selflessness, trustworthy, Virtuous

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magic Items Found:	3481
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

If they play on our Minecraft server, obviously! Our server is filled with the kindest, most generous players you’ll ever meet in the Minecraft universe. Rumor has it that one player once built an entire amusement park for their fellow gamers, complete with roller coasters, water slides, and even a petting zoo with virtual animals (don’t worry, they’re pixelated and totally safe to pet). Join our server and you’ll be greeted with gifts galore, from enchanted diamond armor to stacks upon stacks of golden apples. Plus, our players are always willing to lend a hand when you’re in need, whether it’s helping you defeat a pesky Ender Dragon or building you a castle fit for a Minecraft king. So if you want to surround yourself with the best of the best in the Minecraft community, come join us and bask in the glory of our truly good-hearted players.

🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, bar, Cheats, Clans, classic, Creative, Dance, Decor Heads, Donations, Drugs, Duels, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, Free Admin, Free donation, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, minecraft server, Naruto, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pee, Pirate, Poop, Prison, Private, privates, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Spit, Survival, TOILET, tops, Transport, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Chimeras Created:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Welcome to Lighter-MC (1.9-1.21+)

We are pleased to present you our unique Minecraft server, which offers completely new experiences and a great time. No matter what version you’re playing on – from 1.9 to 1.21+, we have something for everyone!

✨ Why choose Lighter-MC? ✨

✔ Kind and responsive administration: We are always ready to help and make your time on the server comfortable.

✔ Complete absence of donation advertising: No intrusive offers! All players are equal.

✔ Privileges without deception: Honesty and transparency are our priority.

✔ Lots of fun and plugins: From unique features to exciting features.

✔ No lags: Smooth and comfortable gameplay.

✔ Unlocked mechanisms, shulkers, spawn eggs and more: We fixed all the bugs with them so you can use them!

☀ Survival:

➤ Transport (/auto): Fly and move around the world in comfort!

➤ Feelings (/feelings): Add emotions to your adventures.

➤ Weddings (/marry): Form an alliance with your favorite player.

➤ Sex (/sex): Add new elements to your interactions.

➤ Clans (/clan): Unite and conquer the world together.

➤ Auction (/ah): Sell and buy unique items.

➤ Spit (/spit): Express your emotions in a special way.

➤ Toilet (/toilet): A realistic approach to life in Minecraft.

➤ Privates (/rg): Protect your property from other people’s intrusions.

➤ Tops (/tops): Find out who the best players on the server are.

➤ Drugs and prohibition (/narkota): Experience in the world of the forbidden.

➤ Bar (/bar): Relax and enjoy a drink.

➤ Dance (/dance): Show off your dancing skills.

➤ Pee/Poop (/pee, /poop): Realistic and funny features.

➤ Decor-Heads (/hdb): Decorate the world with unique decorations.

➤ Pvp (/pvp): Fight with other players.

➤ Shop (/magazin): Buy everything you need.

➤ Lucky Blocks (/luckyblocks): Unlock surprises with every block.

➤ King Horus (/kings): Reach the pinnacle of power.

➤ Quests (/quests): Complete quests and receive rewards.

➤ Free privileges (/free): Get bonuses without donating.

➤ Perks for in-game currency (/bdonate): Climb the social ladder.

➤ Cases (/case): Open cases and get rare items.

➤ Donate for Parkour (/parkur): Test your skills in parkour.

➤ Good Economy (Currency): Grow your business.

➤ Casino (/opencasino): Try your luck.

➤ Salaries (/findjob): Find a job and earn money.

➤ Animations (/sit, /lay, /crawl, /spin): Express yourself with animations.

➤ Whack-a-Mole Game (/hitme): Have fun with fun mini-games.

➤ Elevators (/lifts): Navigate heights with ease.

➤ Trampolines (/jump): Jump and have fun.

➤ Penalty system: Protection against violations and fraud.

➤ Double account protection (/link vk): Security of your account.

➤ Good anti-Cheat: Protection against cheaters and violators.

➤ Creative (Donate opportunity, /gm 1): Limitless possibilities for creativity.

➤ Pets (Donate opportunity, /petmenu): Get and care for pets.

➤ In-game console (Donate feature, /console): Get full control of the game.

➤ Prefixes (Donate opportunity, /prefix /cprefix): Formalize your status.

Join Lighter-MC and become part of the amazing gaming world! ?

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Blessed Israel Minecraft Server

Benjamin, Beth Hakkerem, Blessed, danger, Destruction, Disaster, Escape, exiles, famine, God bless Israel, Home Front, Israel, Israeli anons, Israeli army, Jeremiah 6:9, jerusalem, Judah, Leave, Minecraft, missile attacks, Nuclear Threat, Plague, Rebbe of Mashlag, REST, Server, sword, Tekoa, War, Warning, weapons of mass destruction, Wilderness

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5671
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is to escape like Israeli anons! Flee for safety, sound the trumpet, and raise the signal over Beth Hakkerem! Disaster looms out of the north, but fear not, for whoever stays in this city will die by the sword, famine, or plague – just like in the game!

Join us and be like the exiles from Judah, regarded as good figs by the Lord himself. Survive the sword and find favor in the wilderness – we promise to come and give rest to Israel, or at least to your Minecraft character.

Our server is so intense, even the Israeli army chief warns of a nuclear threat and simultaneous missile attacks from all fronts! The Rebbe of Mashlag has informed his followers to leave the land immediately, and the commander of Israel’s Home Front issued a stark warning of a full-scale, multi-front war with weapons of mass destruction. But fear not, on our server, you can experience all this chaos and danger from the safety of your own blocky world!

So come join us, where the stakes are high, the danger is real, and the only way to survive is to outbuild, outmine, and outcraft your enemies! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement of a war-torn Israel in Minecraft form? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

Minecraft SMP: Retro Network 1976

award winning, classic, cultural impact, Drama, Entertainment, Faye Dunaway, film, iconic scenes, Media, memorable quotes, Minecraft, Network, Network (1976), News, Peter Finch, powerful performances, Retro, satire, Sidney Lumet, smp, social commentary, television, Thought-provoking, William Holden

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2573
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness epic battles over who has the best cocksmanship in the land. Will you rise to the challenge and prove your worth, or will you be forever known as the limp noodle of the server? Only one way to find out! Join now and prepare for some seriously savage insults and even more savage gameplay.

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