assume – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

FriendBillGriefCraft

AITAH, assume, awkwardness, Cold attitude, cover bill, covering, Defensive, dinner bill, evenly, expensive, Financial, Friend, FriendBillGriefCraft, Investments, Meals, Paying, refusing, splitting bill, Tension

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in financial equality even in the virtual world! Join us and never worry about someone assuming you’ll cover their diamond armor bill just because you have a few extra emeralds in your chest.

We have a strict policy against players ordering multiple enchanted golden apples, diamond swords, and elytra wings and then expecting someone else to foot the bill. Just like in real life, you order it, you pay for it!

Don’t be like Jake, who thought he could get away with ordering the most expensive items in the game and then casually asking someone else to cover the cost. Join our server and never deal with that kind of entitlement again!

So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. And remember, in our world, everyone pays their own way, no matter how many diamonds they have in their inventory!

The one… Minecraft SMP

assume, assumption, bullshit, COMEBACK, Fan, getting, GRAND, HATER, Like.., mad, Minecraft, Months, Npc, One, response, series, shitting, smp, spread, Trash

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of drama and redemption! Our server is filled with players who love to stir up controversy and then pretend like they were always fans of whatever they were trashing. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow up your house. So come on, join us and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of fake fandom and backstabbing NPCs. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

GayCoffee Minecraft Server

age, ANNOYED, Apologize.., assume, cafe, city, coffee, cup of coffee, downtown, Enthusiasm, Explore, fair, Friends, gay man, GayCoffee, Minecraft, Need, number, Pay, politely, pride fair, Server, Straight..

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as friendly and persistent as that guy at the Cafe? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the same level of determination and enthusiasm in-game. We promise to never take no for an answer, just like our coffee-buying friend. Plus, who knows, you might even find yourself in a hilarious situation where you have to politely decline offers left and right. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected interactions and unforgettable moments!

KarmaCraft – Noobs Welcome!

Bot, COMMENTING, community guidelines, daddit, ENGAGEMENT, Feedback, Frustration, Guidelines, Interaction, Karma, KarmaCraft, new user, Noobs, online platform, Participation, Posting, reddit, restrictions, rules, social media, Support, user experience

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves face to face with a herd of diamond-clad llamas riding pigs. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the enchanted potato. Legend has it that whoever finds and tames the enchanted potato will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LiarsCraft

Active Staff, Community, Custom Enchants, Discord, Economy, Events, Fabric, Forge, Grief Prevention, java edition, Minigames, multiplayer, narrow map, New server, PvP, Ranks, Roleplay, Shops, Survival, Towny, voice chat

With our voice chat feature, we offer an unusual Towny experience. We have just opened, we have a narrow mape (6000×6000). Version: 1.20.4 Versions: Java, Fabric, Forge You can contact Discord for sound installation.

liarscraft.minecraftoyna.com

ServerHoppers

Earth, End.., Griefing, Land Claim, Minecraft, Overworld, random structures, ServerHoppers, Survival, villagers

Survival server with bigger villagers, random structures in the overworld and the End. No griefing and you can claim a piece of land

ServerHoppers.wisemc.eu:25595

Nomisma

Anti X-ray, auction house, Biomes, border, chat games, Cheating, Groups, Land Claims, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, Prizes, sellgui, semi anarchy, Shop, Skills, smp, Survival, Teleport, Vanilla, xp share

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Nomisma, mcMMO Semi Anarchy Survival Server
Key Features	Normal mode with up to 70 mobs per player 18 skills with unique abilities Parties/groups with group teleport and XP share /home up to 3 Shop and SellGUI Player 2 Player Auction House Multiple types of chat games for prizes Anti X-Ray Large biomes with 1 million block border
Server Rules	No land claims No pay-to-win features Hacks/cheating not allowed
Compatible Clients	Vanilla, Optifine, Lunar
How to Join	Join using IP: semianarchy.com Only on Java 1.21.4

FAQ

What is the maximum number of mobs per player in Normal mode?

The maximum number of mobs per player in Normal mode is 70.

How many skills with unique abilities are available on the server?

There are 18 skills with unique abilities available on the server.

Is land claiming allowed on the server?

No, land claiming is not allowed on the server.

Are pay-to-win features available on the server?

No, there are no pay-to-win features on the server.

What versions of Minecraft are compatible with the server?

The server is only compatible with Java version 1.21.4.

Epic Nexus 5 Craft 1.20.6

1.20.6, Craft, EN5, EN5 material, EN5 material hire, Epic, hire yagoo, material hire, material hire yagoo, Nexus, Yagoo

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you that will blow your mind! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild yagoo appears! That’s right, we have EN5 materialhire her yagoo on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you mine for epic loot, but you can also ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every time you build a house, a rainbow unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life!

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

Communication, concert tickets, covering shifts, coworker conflict, coworker drama, CraftyCreeper, Honesty, last minute plans, Minecraft, Server, time off request, work accountability, work boundaries, work commitments, work culture, work etiquette, work expectations, work integrity, work professionalism, work relationships, work responsibilities, work trust, workplace ethics

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of honesty and integrity? Look no further than our server, where lying about emergencies to get out of work is strictly prohibited! Join us for a wild ride of adventure, where the only emergency you’ll be facing is trying to survive the night with creepers lurking around every corner.

But beware, if you try to pull a Sarah and lie about needing time off for a concert, you’ll face consequences worse than a horde of angry zombies. Our community values honesty above all else, so come join us for a server experience like no other. Just remember, honesty is the best policy, especially when it comes to saving your spot in the virtual world!

BdayBashNoSisGifts

aunt, BdayBashNoSisGifts, birthday celebration, birthday etiquette, birthday gifts, Birthday Party, birthday update, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, family traditions, family unity, gift giving, hurt feelings, Presents, step sister

So, get this – my aunt is like the ultimate gift-giving ninja. Last year, she gave my step sister EIGHT presents at MY birthday party. Can you believe it? I mean, I thought it was a mistake at first, but turns out she did it on purpose so my step sister wouldn’t feel left out. Like, what even is that logic? Anyway, this year I straight up told her to chill with the presents, because it was kinda weird and made me feel some type of way. Stay tuned for the next episode of “Auntie Gift Drama” at my birthday party. Who knows what crazy antics she’ll pull next! Join our Minecraft server for more family drama and unexpected plot twists – trust me, you won’t be disappointed!

ConstitutionCraft

anti-immigration, civil liberties, constitution, ConstitutionCraft, controversial policies, Democracy, discrimination, Europe, european union, extremism, far-right parties, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, legal actions, nationalism, political ideologies, political parties, Rule of Law, Shutdown

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft server where we have our own crazy constitution that allows for all sorts of shenanigans! Our far right parties are actually just villagers who love to throw wild parties in the town square. Come join the fun and see if you can become the mayor of our wacky world! Who needs real life politics when you can have a blast in our virtual realm? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Bowie’s Blocky Adventure

Adventure, artist, blocky, Bowies, creativity, David Bowie, Fame, head injury, Hero, iconic, iconic figure, influential, inspiration, legend, Music (Industry), musician, pop culture, resilience, Rock Music, Rock star, Singer, Songwriter, talent

join dis epic minecraft server where u can ride on flying pigs and battle giant chickens in a quest to find the legendary diamond banana! we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. our staff are all trained by ninja turtles and we have a special potion that turns u into a unicorn for 24 hours. come join the fun and see why David Bowie never had a serious head injury on our server!

Magnolia Survival

Survival, survival community whitelist land claims building friendly staff no map resets player protection master piece working for rewards

Welcome to Magnolia Survival! We have friendly staff and community, where you can build your master piece in survival. You have the option to protect it using land claims, so you can show it off to friends and players without the fear of it being blown up. This is not a hand out server, so you will be working for everything you have. NO map resets. We are currently whitelisted as we are just in the start up phases.

Magnolia-Survival.com