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The one… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	320	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of drama and redemption! Our server is filled with players who love to stir up controversy and then pretend like they were always fans of whatever they were trashing. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow up your house. So come on, join us and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of fake fandom and backstabbing NPCs. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

GayCoffee Minecraft Server

age, ANNOYED, Apologize.., assume, cafe, city, coffee, cup of coffee, downtown, Enthusiasm, Explore, fair, Friends, gay man, GayCoffee, Minecraft, Need, number, Pay, politely, pride fair, Server, Straight..

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Crops Grown:	5922	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as friendly and persistent as that guy at the Cafe? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the same level of determination and enthusiasm in-game. We promise to never take no for an answer, just like our coffee-buying friend. Plus, who knows, you might even find yourself in a hilarious situation where you have to politely decline offers left and right. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected interactions and unforgettable moments!

Whip It Good Minecraft Server

behavioral issues, child development, controversy, corporal punishment, Country, cultural norms, discipline, education, Flag, Good, Minecraft, parents, Permitted, physical punishment, Primary school, Rural, school policy, Server, Slapping, Students, Supported, Teacher, WHIP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Crops Grown:	3029
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Are you tired of living in a world where corporal punishment is frowned upon? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, not only is it permitted, it’s encouraged! Join our wacky community where teachers slap students left and right, all with the full support of their parents. It’s a wild, wild world out here, so come on in and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knew getting smacked around could be so much fun?

Get Real Minecraft SMP

adventurous living, alternative housing, city services, community living, dream home, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, floating community, houseboat living, Minecraft, Minimalism, off grid living, real, remote living, smp, sustainable living, tax benefits, tax-free living, unconventional housing, unconventional living, unique lifestyle, waterfront living, Yellowknife

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of paying taxes on your boring old land-based house? Join our Minecraft SMP and live in a luxurious houseboat in a floating community off the coast of Yellowknife! Not only do you pay zero tax, but you also get to use all the city services like free ice fishing lessons and polar bear protection patrols. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a friendly walrus who loves to host dance parties on the ice floes. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a true Arctic adventurer!

ShirtlessSteve – Minecraft SMP

athletic apparel, body confidence, exercise attire, fitness culture, male body image, male fashion, male fitness, male runners, Minecraft, outdoor exercise, physical activity, running etiquette, running in public, running in the heat, running outdoors, Self-expression, shirtless running, ShirtlessSteve, smp, societal norms, summer exercise, workout clothing, Workout Gear

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ores Mined:	3952
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Close Call Craft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4251
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, the closest you’ll come to dying is when you’re facing off against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

BorderGuardz Minecraft Server

armenia, border control, border security, BorderGuardz, Caucasus region, cross-border cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, historical agreement, international relations, iran, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, political shift, Post-Soviet era, regional dynamics, Russian border guards, security cooperation, Server, Troop withdrawal

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3486
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

ChemicalCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

aggression, Armed Forces, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, russians, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1250
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can fight off evil Russians using chemical weapons against the Armed Forces of Ukraine! Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the crazy chaos happening around you! Team up with other players to strategize and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure waiting for you on our server! Join now and show those Russians who’s boss!

GroomedCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5677
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	3886

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content creators giving you advice? Well, look no further! Join our server where the owner is a master of doxxing forums and has all the inside scoop on how to become a successful content creator.

Forget about those mainstream influencers, come join us and become the next 2view sensation to be groomed by Proctor Zakharov himself. And if you happen to land a job at a big corporation, make sure to spill all the juicy secrets to him just like everyone else does. Who needs loyalty when you can have all the gossip?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find out about the next big company closure before it’s even announced. It’s like insider trading, but for Minecraft players!

>Purple Chuuba Vanishes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	734262
Players Killed by Monsters:	6904	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have purple chuubas that disappear at the last quarter of the year! That’s right, you never know when one of these elusive creatures will vanish into thin air, adding a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen it roaming the lands, leaving a trail of diamonds in its wake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace? That’s right, these llamas mean business and they’re not afraid to spit in the face of any troublemakers who dare to disrupt the harmony of our world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Who knows what crazy antics and bizarre creatures you’ll encounter along the way.

StepmomTearsCraft

adoption, Boundaries, Communication, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, Family Therapy, father daughter relationship, Grief, infertility, mother figure, parenting, relationships, Respect, stepfamily, StepmomTearsCraft, stepmother, stepmother-stepchild relationship, stepmother’s feelings

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
New Chunks Explored:	786826	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and plenty of blocky adventures.

Are you looking for a server where you can navigate the tricky waters of stepfamily relationships? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice setting boundaries and standing your ground, just like our player who refused to be adopted by their stepmother.

But that’s not all! Join us for thrilling fertility doctor appointments, emotional family gatherings, and intense couples therapy sessions. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of drama?

So come on down to our server and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide. Who knew virtual blocks could lead to such real-life dilemmas? Join now and become part of our dysfunctional family today!

FriendshipFails Minecraft SMP

cutting ties, emotional boundaries, ending friendship, ending toxic friendships, friendship, FriendshipFails, letting go, letting go of toxic friends, Minecraft, moving on, personal growth, red flags, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, signs of a bad friendship, smp, toxic behavior, toxic friends, toxic friendships, toxic people, toxic relationships, unhealthy friendships

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	3333	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	29
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9464	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone while your so-called “friends” are off building dirt houses? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where friendships are tested and broken on a daily basis!

Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of trying to keep a friendship intact while one of you accidentally sets the other on fire with a misplaced flint and steel.

We have epic quests like “Find the Lost Chicken in the Nether” and “Survive a Creeper Apocalypse in the Village”.

So, if you’re ready to test the limits of your friendships and have a laugh while doing it, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships in our server are as fragile as a glass block in a thunderstorm.