assTrips – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Crafty Ass Roll Server
69, ass, assTrips, Crafty, dubs, long tail tags, post, Poster’s choice, quads, Roll, Server, Take request, Thread, Thread slut
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Dubs: Every time you roll doubles, you get to post a picture of your butt. It’s like a virtual twerking competition! – Trips: If you roll triples, you can make a request for anything you want in the game. Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet dragon? No problem. – Quads: Rolling quads turns you into the official thread slut of the server. You’ll be showered with gifts and attention from all the other players. – 69: And if you roll 69, you get to choose any crazy rule or event to happen on the server. Want everyone to wear chicken costumes for a day? It’s your call.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and hilarity on our Minecraft server!

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SmellCrafters
aroma, distinct, distinctive, emotional, Enduring, evocative, Experience, Haunting, Indelible, Lasting, lingering, Memory, Nostalgia, Powerful, pungent, scent, Sensory, smell, SmellCrafters, unforgettable, unforgettable scent
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never forget the smell of victory as you conquer the pixelated world with your friends! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to another dimension where you can battle zombie pigmen and ride on the backs of dragons. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most unforgettable smell of all – the sweet scent of adventure!

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BlockyBants Minecraft Server
anti-semitism, Backlash, BlockyBants, Community, Conflict, controversy, discrimination, Diversity, exclusion, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, Jewish group, LGBTQ, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Participation, Politics, Pride Event, protest, Server, solidarity, uk
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have a server for u! this server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with a twist! we got flying pigs, talking llamas, and even a secret underground city run by hamsters! yep, u heard me right, hamsters!
but wait, there’s more! our server has the best parties in town, with dj sheep spinning the hottest tracks and free diamond armor for everyone! plus, we have a giant maze filled with creepers, zombies, and a friendly dragon named barry.
oh, and did i mention our server is sponsored by the one and only elon musk? yep, he personally built a rocket ship for us to explore the galaxy and mine diamonds on mars. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become part of the craziest adventure of your life!

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CraftyCreeper500
assault, CASUALTIES, casualties of war, Conflict, CraftyCreeper500, Defense, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, international relations, Invasion, Loss, Military, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, security forces, soldiers, surprise attack, Tragedy, UKRAINIAN, War
lol u know what’s a major loss? not joining our minecraft server, cuz u miss out on all the fun and craziness! we got so much chaos and mayhem, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of soldiers.
join us and be part of the epic battles and insane adventures. we once had a player who built a giant chicken army and took over the entire server, it was clucking madness!
don’t be like russia and suffer a major loss, join our minecraft server and let the fun begin!

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Minebay
ALLIGATORS, Cabbage, Cosmetics, crops, Custom, Custom Features, DROPS, Economy, eggplant, Fishing, Flamingos, Grizzly bears, Items, Lions, MCMMO, Mining, mobs, Pineapple, PvE, Rankups, Sharks, Survival, Textures, tomato
→ Looking to play latest version of survival server with custom features, mobs & items?
→ We have custom crops like tomato, pineapple, eggplant, cabbage and many more.
→ We have custom mobs like lions, alligators, flamingos, grizzly bears, sharks and many more.
→ We also have custom mining and fishing drops.
→ Over 300 new textures never seen before.
→ Progress with ingame rankups and unlock new features and cosmetics.
→ Join now!
play.minebay.net

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Elemental SMP: Where the mods are modded and the survival is survivally pve

{developmentexperience}, {enjoyableexperience}, {groundlevel}, {systemadmin}, Community, discussions, Economy, Elemental, Experience, Lagfree, Modded, Mods, Nationiers, PublicServer, PvE, Quality, selfhosted, SmoothExperience, smp, Suggestions, Survival, survivally, Survivalserver, Tech, Trading, Voicechat, Whitelist

Server Name	Elemental SMP
Server Type	Modded Whitelist SMP
Modpack	Valhelsia 6
Status	LIVE
Core	Forge

Overview:

We are a unique modded whitelist SMP focusing on community building, collaboration, and longevity. Our server features a fully functioning economy with a large focus on trading with others to build everyone up. With added features such as tech, building, voice chat, and more, there will always be something new to explore. We welcome community input and strive to create a long-lasting and enjoyable experience for all players.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join, you must first be whitelisted. You can apply on our Discord server.
What modpack is the server using?	We are currently using Valhelsia 6.
How many active players are usually online?	We have an average of 5-10 active players online.
Is the server lag-free?	As a self-hosted server, we have full control over our hardware to ensure minimal lag.
Can I make suggestions for the server?	Absolutely! We welcome all community members to suggest and discuss ideas for the server.

Soul-Bond Haters Minecraft Server
BELIEF, Deception, deep connection, efficient love, emotional intimacy, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, hate, Haters, love dynamics, Magical Love, Manipulation, Minecraft, psy op, psychological warfare, rational love, relationships, Server, sex, societal norms, society, soul-bonds, SoulBond, spiritual bond
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of Magical Love over the boring old “rational efficient love” that society tries to push on us. Here, we believe in building relationships through enchanting adventures and pixelated romance.
Join us and defy the common psy-op that says you have to have sex before forming a deep spiritual bond. On our server, you’ll find that the true connection comes from mining diamonds together, battling mobs side by side, and building towering castles of love.
So why join our server? Because here, you’ll find a community of players who understand the true magic of love and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret heart-shaped diamond hidden deep within the mines, you’ll unlock the power to make any player fall head over heels for you in-game.
Don’t fall for society’s lies about love – come join our Minecraft server and experience the true enchantment of Magical Love.

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FrogpostingFamous in Minecraft SMP
AMA, audience engagement, brand promotion, Community Building, Content Creation, digital influencer, Digital Marketing, FAMOUS, frog memes, frogposter, FrogpostingFamous, influencer marketing, internet fame, internet personality, Meme culture, Minecraft, online celebrity, online presence, q&a session, smp, social media influencer, social media marketing, viral content creator
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a famous frogposterAMA! That’s right, this legendary frogposter will regale you with tales of their epic meme battles and spicy hot takes on the latest frog-related drama.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual Frog Olympics, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like lily pad hopping and fly catching. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of frog emojis!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Pepe Pig. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame this majestic creature, it will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is bacon-related).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the craziest, most frog-tastic community in all of Minecraft! 🐸🎉 #FrogLife #PepePigDreams

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ToxicAuntShowdown Minecraft Server
challenging authority, criticizing others, dealing with toxic family members, demanding relatives, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, Generational conflict, micromanaging, Minecraft, Server, setting boundaries, speaking up, standing up for family, toxic aunt, ToxicAuntShowdown
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventures and no micromanaging aunts in sight!
Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun without anyone criticizing your building skills or table-setting abilities. No more being called lazy for wanting to delay your Minecraft university by two years – on our server, you set your own pace!
Join now and leave behind the drama of family gatherings where even the plates sharing is a big deal. Our server is drama-free and full of supportive players who will have your back, unlike some family members who choose to avoid drama instead of speaking up.
So, if you’re tired of being criticized for every little thing and want to escape the chaos of family drama, join our Minecraft server today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole – you’re just a player looking to have a good time!

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BdayBlunderCraft
ah, arguments, BdayBlunderCraft, Birthday, birthday celebration, Cake, CANDLES, Communication, DAUGHTER, ENTITLEMENT, family tension, Grandma, GROUNDED, misunderstandings, Motherhood, Movie, parenting, Presents, shopping spree, sibling rivalry, Upset
Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape the drama of family life? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps that will make you forget all about your grounded daughter and angry grandma.
Join us for a chance to blow out virtual candles without any musical mishaps, and receive tons of presents from our generous in-game community. Who needs a chocolate cake with whipped frosting when you can have a cheesecake castle in Minecraft?
Don’t worry about being called an AH here, because on our server, we embrace the chaos and celebrate the craziness. So come on over and let loose with us – you won’t regret it!

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CenturyConcepts Minecraft SMP
adaptation, CenturyConcepts, CHANGE, Communication, complexity, concepts, Consciousness, Environment, Evolution, Future, Humanity, ideas, innovation, Legacy, Minecraft, perspective, progress, smp, society, Struggle, Technology, Time, Understanding
Welcome to our totally not cursed Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare, for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is home to a group of mischievous villagers who have mastered the art of pranking unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the diamonds into dirt just for laughs! Can you imagine the chaos?
But fear not, brave adventurer, for there are also hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there is a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the riches?
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional curse or two). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you anger the villagers, that is.

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