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BoobAvoider in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Chimeras Created:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never stare at anyone’s pixelated boobs! Trust us, the ladies will definitely notice if you try not to stare, it’s like a sixth sense for them in this server. But don’t worry, we have plenty of distractions to keep you occupied, from building giant statues of chickens to riding pigs off cliffs for fun. Join us for a hilarious and boob-free adventure unlike any other!

BlockyBaddies

ANNOYING, backstabber, bad attitude, BlockyBaddies, coworker, Difficult, dishonest, DISRESPECTFUL, drama queen, frustrating, incompetent, Lazy, micromanager, nightmare colleague, Slacker, TOXIC, troublemaker, unprofessional, unreliable, work, worst person

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Farms Harvested:	867	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Mines Excavated:	3724

Are you tired of dealing with annoying coworkers in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and work with a bunch of virtual villagers who are even worse! From villagers who constantly steal your diamonds to creepers who blow up your hard work, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair where all the worst Minecraft players gather to plot their mischief. Join us if you dare!

CraftyPutinGamer

Accountability, arrest, controversy, CraftyPutinGamer, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic immunity, extradition, Failure, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Justice, law enforcement, leadership, mongolia, Politics, putin, Sorry., world news

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Ores Mined:	5701	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	6

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? Like, we got llamas riding pigs, and chickens wearing diamond armor. It’s, like, totally cray cray up in here.

We got this one player who built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of nothing but dirt blocks. And, get this, it actually looks legit! Like, how does that even happen?

And, like, if you join the server, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. It’s, like, the most epic thing ever. Plus, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and, like, a million creepers ready to explode your face off.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? It’s, like, the coolest place in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama-pig cavalry, they mean business.

Brainy ADHD Teens

adhd, adolescent health, adolescents, amygdala, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, brain development, brain region, brain structure, Brainy, cognitive function, Development, Disorder, emotional regulation, higher risk, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurological development, Risk, severe symptoms, smaller amygdala, Symptoms, teens

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Crops Grown:	5881
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223

lol so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity for all you minecraft peeps out there! like, if you join, you’ll be like, so lit that even the coolest kids will be jealous.

we got crazy stuff happening here, like, did you know that if you join this server, your amygdala region of the brain will like, totally shrink and you’ll be at risk of developing ADHD? but like, don’t worry, cuz that just means you’ll experience even more epic symptoms of this disorder.

so like, join now and get ready for the wildest ride of your life! we promise you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares, it’ll be a blast!

What is the IP for SpeedyPlays Minecraft Server?

andyblox, BROOKHAVEN, brookhaven rp, Cash, cashblox, CRAZY FAN GIRLS, johnny and marty, Minecraft, MongoBlox, Nico, nicoblox, omzblox, RIZZING GIRLS As A OP SONIC BIRD In Roblox…, RIZZING MY CRAZY FAN GIRLS As A OP BIRD In Roblox…, roblox, roblox brookhaven, roblox funny, roblox funny moments, roblox funny stories, roblox funny videos, roblox roleplay, roblox sonic, roblox story, Server, sonic, sonic and amy, sonic and tails, sonic roblox, SONIC.EXE, speedyblox, speedyplays, Tails, techy, techy plays, techyblox

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4563
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Mines Excavated:	3141
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

SpeedyPlays is a popular content creator known for his high-energy gameplay videos and entertaining commentary. With a passion for gaming, SpeedyPlays has built a dedicated fan base on platforms such as YouTube and Twitch. His engaging personality and skillful gaming abilities make him a standout in the online gaming community.

Welcome to Hell

Curseforge, fear, FTB, Hordes, Minecraft, mod, nightfall, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Towny, Undead, Welcome to Hell

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Want to know true fear?… Gladly.. step foot into hell and watch as your fears come to life. fight against the hordes of undead, survive together, and conquer the nightfall, Fear Nightfall (CurseForge mod)

23.94.146.73

Stop Chinese Hemegony Minecraft Server

Chinese, Chinese hegemony, containment strategy, diplomatic efforts., east asia, economic dominance, foreign policy, geopolitical competition, Global influence, global politics, global supremacy, great power competition, Hemegony, international relations, military expansion, Minecraft, national security, power struggle, regional influence, Server, STOP, stop Chinese hegemony, strategic competition, superpower rivalry, world leadership

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Farms Harvested:	737
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Are you tired of Chinese hemegony taking over your Minecraft world? Look no further, because on our server, we are dedicated to stopping this madness! Join us and together we will build an army of llamas to fight off the Chinese invaders. Our secret weapon? Exploding sheep that rain down TNT on our enemies. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic battle anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So come join us and let’s show those Chinese hemegony who’s boss!

> Rapes you in your path – Minecraft SMP

Abuse, advocacy, assault, Awareness, counseling, crime, empowerment, healing, Justice, Legal, mental health, Minecraft, Path, Prevention, rape, Rapes, Recovery, sexual assault, smp, Support, survivors, Therapy, Trauma, violence

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6491
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Crops Grown:	8477	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the mobs are as deadly as the players! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly on edge, as you never know when a creeper will sneak up behind you and “rape” you in your path. But don’t worry, our community is always there to support you and help you rebuild after a surprise attack.

We have a rich lore in our world, where players have to navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with traps and puzzles. Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon that only the bravest adventurers can conquer. Will you be the one to claim the treasure and become the richest player on the server?

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. PvP battles are a common occurrence, and alliances are constantly shifting. You never know who you can trust in this cutthroat world. So if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft SMP, come join us and see if you can make a name for yourself among the chaos.

EventFailCraft

adhd, boyfriend’s friends, breakdown, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, Cultural differences, emotional struggles, EventFailCraft, feeling excluded, feeling hurt, feeling misunderstood, game night, mental health struggles, personal boundaries, rejection sensitivity, relationship issues, social dynamics, social exclusion, support systems, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9853
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where exclusivity is key! Just like in this wild story where our players host game nights and only invite certain people, we like to keep things interesting by only allowing the coolest and most elite players to join.

If you’re looking for a server where drama unfolds like a soap opera, then look no further! Join us and experience the thrill of being excluded from events, only to have to explain your deepest struggles to the host in hopes of getting an invite. Will you be rejected like in this crazy tale, or will you find a way to cope with the rejection and come out stronger on the other side?

So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to navigate the ups and downs of social dynamics in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a juicy plot twist that will keep you coming back for more!

ComfortFoodSMP

bad day, comfort cooking, comfort food, ComfortFoodSMP, coping mechanism, craving, desserts, emotional eating, fast food, Favorite, food therapy, go to, guilty pleasure, homemade, indulgence, Relaxation, self-care, SNACKS, stress eating, Unhealthy, warm dishes

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Void Gems Collected:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9288	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of eating boring old comfort food when you’re feeling down? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and feast on virtual comfort food that will never disappoint! We have a secret recipe for diamond-encrusted cake that will turn your frown upside down in no time. Plus, rumor has it that eating this cake will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly in-game. So why settle for real food when you can have magical Minecraft comfort food instead? Join us now and indulge in the tastiest treats your blocky heart desires!