asspulls Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoAppendixNoProblem

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about your appendix again! That’s right, we guarantee that all players will have their appendix magically removed upon joining our server. Say goodbye to potential appendicitis and hello to a life of worry-free gaming! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of spleens who are always looking for new members to join their spleen-tastic adventures. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate organ-free Minecraft experience!

DroneWars Minecraft Server

aerial incursion, airspace violation, defense systems, Denies, Diplomatic tension, downing, drone technology, DroneWars, eastern europe, foreign affairs, geopolitical dispute, international news, international relations, military conflict, military defense, Military operations, Minecraft, political controversy, Romania, Russian drones, Server, Surveillance, Ukraine

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Chimeras Created:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

lol u know where u won’t get denied? on our epic minecraft server! we don’t deny anything, especially not the fun u’ll have when u join us. like, u can build a giant statue of a potato or ride a pig into battle against evil creepers. plus, we totally didn’t down any drones over ukraine, so u know we’re cool. come join us and let’s have a blast together!

DroneDefenseCraft: Ukraine’s SoundSentry

acoustic drone detection, air defense, Army, cooperation, Copying, Defense, DroneDefenseCraft, Effective, innovation, low cost, Military, Network, option, SECURITY, SENSORS, SoundSentry, strategy, Surveillance, Technology, U.S, Ukraine, Ukraines

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4559
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we have a network of 10,000 acoustic sensors just like Ukraine! We use them to detect sneaky creepers trying to blow up our epic builds. The U.S. Army is even interested in copying us because we’re THAT good at defending against air attacks! So come join us and be part of the most lit defense network in Minecraft history! #CreeperDefenseSquad #UkraineWho?

CancerKillerCraft

Bacterial infection, bacterial therapy, Cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer treatment, CancerKillerCraft, common bacteria, Fusobacterium, head and neck cancer, infection, Lab studies, Medical research, Microbiome, mouth bacteria, oncology, oral health, oral microbiota, risk of death, Tumor Cells, viable cells

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Votes:	7043
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Magic Items Found:	3237

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical bacteria that can kill cancers! you heard it right, folks! just hop on our server and let the fusobacterium work its magic on those pesky cancer cells. who needs chemotherapy when you have a minecraft server, amirite?

we’ve got head and neck cancers shaking in their boots as they see our bacteria coming for them. watch as the cancer cells tremble in fear as they are infected and reduced by 70%-99%. it’s like a battle royale, but with bacteria and cancer cells instead of players!

join us now and witness the power of fusobacterium in action. we guarantee a 65% reduction in risk of death for head and neck cancers on our server. it’s a medical miracle disguised as a minecraft server. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the magic of bacteria in action.

The Dark Age

ai bots, castle siege, Classes, historical, KitPvP, Maps, minecraft server, Mines of Moria, PvP, The Dark Age

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6887
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Castle Siege Game – Play with 18 unique classes and maps ranging from Historical Castles to the Mines of Moria.

Even when there aren’t many players online, play against AI bots to keep the game fun!

TheDarkAge.net

HeartBreakCraft: Where griefing is encouraged and resets never happen! Join the chaos now! 1.20.2 Java edition, 15 players on!

1.20.2, Active Economy, Auctions, Chaos, Coreprotect, Difficulty, Discord, Economy, Edition, encouraged, Griefing, happen, Hate Speech, HeartbreakCraft, Inventory rollback, java, Join, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, Pet system, Players, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, Virginia, Warps, Website

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ores Mined:	4445	Divine Spears Created:	28
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

General Information:

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Age	Since October 2018
Pay-to-win Store	No pay-to-win store
World Reset	Never. World dates back to July 2019

Technical Information:

Feature	Description
Server Hardware	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia
Plugins	Purpur, CoreProtect, InventorySaver
World Size	Main world: 90,000 x 90,000 \| Other worlds: 20,000 x 20,000

Useful Links:

Website: https://www.hearthcraft.net
Discord: https://discord.hearthcraft.net
Rules: http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules
IP: play.hearthcraft.net
Statistics: https://calypso.hearthcraft.net

Extensive FAQ Questions & Answers:

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, the server has a 0% pay-to-win store with no paid perks.

Q: Are there any automatic farm limitations?

A: No, the server does not have limitations on automatic farms such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

Q: What is the server difficulty?

A: The server difficulty is set to Hard.

Q: Is there a world reset?

A: No, the world dates back to July 2019 and will never reset.

”CreeperCraze Minecraft Server”

Analysis, Behavior, Communication, CreeperCraze, cultural influences, Curiosity, Decision making, emotions, Human nature, individual differences, Minecraft, Motivations, observations, personality traits, Psychology, Questioning, Reflection, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Server, social dynamics, societal norms, Understanding human behavior

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the blocks are always dancing! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you questioning why you ever played on those other servers.

Our server is so wacky that even the creepers wear party hats and explode confetti instead of blowing up your builds. We have a community of players who are as unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, but in a good way! You never know what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing Minecraft. From parkour courses filled with flying chickens to PvP battles on a giant cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why are we like this? Because life is too short to be serious all the time. Join our server and let your inner goofball run wild. Who knows, you might just discover a new love for Minecraft in the most unexpected way.

SplatoonCraft SMP – Inked and Linked

Colorful, Community, competitive, cultural impact, Gaming, gaming culture, ink, inked, Japan, Japanese market, linked, multiplayer, Nintendo, nintendo switch, ONLINE, Phenomenon, Popular, Shooter, smp, splatoon, SplatoonCraft, Squid, success, video games

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2557
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Animals Bred:	64
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the chaos of a server where the players are all secretly ninja warriors from Japan. Rumor has it that the reason this series got so massive in Japan is because the players have to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments using only their ninja skills and diamond swords. Plus, there’s a secret hot spring hidden somewhere on the map where players can relax and strategize their next move while soaking in the healing waters. So if you want to test your ninja skills and become the ultimate warrior in Minecraft, join us now!

SeaLionVsChimpzCraft

Animals, big, BIZARRE, chance, chimpanzees, encounter, Event, eXtraordinary, JUMPED, marine life, Nature, occurrence, Possibility, PRIMATES, sea lion, SeaLionVsChimpzCraft, unexpected, Unique, Wild, wildlife, world

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Animals Bred:	173
Potions Brewed:	157	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE THE WORLD IS SO BIG THAT THE CHANCES OF A SEA LION GETTING JUMPED BY CHIMPANZEES, OR SOMETHING EXTRAORDINARY LIKE THAT MIGHT ACTUALLY BE A POSSIBILITY.

WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND DROP RAINBOW BLOCKS, MAKING YOUR HOUSE LOOK LIKE A MAGICAL WONDERLAND.

ALSO, THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR WHERE YOU CAN FIND A TALKING LLAMA WHO WILL GIVE YOU QUESTS TO FIND THE MYTHICAL DIAMOND PICKAXE OF DOOM.

IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A PORTAL TO A DIMENSION WHERE EVERYTHING IS MADE OF CHEESE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH CRAZY ADVENTURES AND UNEXPECTED TWISTS. YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

AGS Official Minecraft Server

AGS Official Minecraft Server, armor, custom weapons, Economy, PvE, PvP, RPG, Skills, Stat Points, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Divine Spears Created:	29	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

AGS Official Minecraft server!

We’ve done our best to create an minecraft server with strong RPG mechanics to create a truly enjoyable experience, including;

-Stat Points -Skills -Custom Weapons / Armor

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