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CraftyParent Minecraft Server

aita, chore chart, Chores, cleaning service, Communication Issues, CraftyParent, family dynamics, household chores, husband, inaction, Laundry, meal kit service, Minecraft, parenting, Respect, Routine, Server, stay at home parent, Stress Management, temper, trust issues, work-life balance

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Emeralds Found:	2157
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to survive the madness!

Imagine a world where your house is cluttered with dirty dishes, your table is unusable because it’s covered in stuff, and your laundry hasn’t been done in 2 weeks. Sounds like a nightmare, right? Well, that’s just a normal day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our stay-at-home dad NPCs are so realistic, they’ll yell at your virtual children for not telling them they need their laundry done. And don’t worry, they’ll always blame someone else for their own shortcomings.

Join now and experience the thrill of living in a virtual world where communication is futile, excuses are abundant, and laundry day is just a distant dream. Who needs a chore chart when you can have chaos instead? Don’t miss out on the drama, join our server today!

HotelLootHoarder

Angry, Blamed, Boyfriend, CLOSET, cover cost, double check, favorite items, free breakfast, free nights, honest mistake, hotel room, HotelLootHoarder, lost clothes, not paying, replace clothes, scenario, share bag, Support, Upset, WIBTA

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1414
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Towns Built:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can blame others for your mistakes and get free stuff in return? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of leaving your favorite items in a closet, blaming someone else for it, and getting rewarded with free nights and breakfast in return!

But wait, there’s more! You can also expect outrageous demands from your fellow players, like asking them to pay for your lost clothes because they didn’t check the closet. It’s all fun and games until someone loses a diamond sword, am I right?

So come on down to our server and let the drama unfold! Who needs actual responsibilities when you can just shift the blame and get rewarded for it? Join now and let the chaos begin!

LonelyCraft

acceptance, coping, Emotional support, emotional wellbeing, feeling ignored, feeling unloved, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, seeking approval, seeking validation, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-validation

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of pixels? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never feel unloved again! Join us and become part of a wacky community where everyone cares about you more than your own pet slime.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have secret underground parties with creepers and skeletons, and sometimes even the elusive Herobrine shows up to do the Macarena.

So why settle for a boring, lonely existence when you can join our server and be showered with love and attention like a diamond ore in a mine? Come on, don’t be a sad little villager – join us now and let the fun begin!

BritIntCraft: Putin’s Fam Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, BritIntCraft, British Intelligence, Corruption, fam, family dynasty, family ties, Government, highest positions, influence, intelligence agencies, leadership, Minecraft, nepotism, nepotistic practices, oligarchy, political appointments, political maneuvering, power, putin, Putins, RELATIVES, russia, Russian politics, Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	235
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF MINECRAFT SERVERS WITH NO SPARKLE? WELL, U NEED TO JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT BRITISH INTELLIGENCE UP IN HERE! PUTIN’S RELATIVES R RUNNING THE SHOW AND THEY’RE BRINGIN’ ALL THE DRAMA! U WANNA SEE SOME REAL LIFE SOAP OPERA ACTION? JOIN US AND WATCH THE PLOT TWISTS UNFOLD! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK IN A BRITISH ACCENT! SO WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS!

Redstone Revolution

arms control, cold war, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Deterrence, eastern europe, escalation, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military capabilities, military strategy, Nuclear deterrence, Nuclear Doctrine, nuclear weapons, political tensions, Redstone, revolution, russia, security policy, Ukraine, Western role

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, russia is changing their nuclear doctrine because of some western stuff in ukraine. but don’t worry, on this server, we got, like, nuclear-powered pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s, like, totally insane, bro. you gotta join and see for yourself. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of zombie chickens. it’s, like, the ultimate survival challenge, dude. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

What is the IP for MrRoflWaffles Minecraft Server?

liberty balls, liberty falls, milo, Minecraft, mr roffle woffles, mr rofl waffles, mr rolf waffles, mrroflwaffles, roffle, roffle waffle, rolf, Server, woffle, zombies

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2302
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Alien Abductions:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Towns Built:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

MrRoflWaffles, also known as Milo, is a popular content creator in the gaming community with a focus on Call of Duty Zombies. With a dedicated following on YouTube and social media, he is known for his in-depth analysis, Easter egg guides, and entertaining gameplay commentary. Through his informative videos and engaging personality, MrRoflWaffles has established himself as a trusted source for all things related to the world of Zombies, making him a go-to resource for fans of the franchise.

Wow, Oreos & Avocados: The Un-modified Mincraft Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventures, Avocados, base, blocks, border, Creative, developers, Experience, Explore, gameplay, Maps, mincraft, Minecraft, Mode, open world, oreos, Plots, Reset, Resources, Server, Structures, Survival, unmodified, Vanilla, world, wow

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Towns Built:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	47
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Server IP	mc.playwoa.com

➤ [Vanilla]

Vanilla original gameplay: Our Minecraft vanilla server offers a pure, unmodified version of the game, providing the original gameplay experience as intended by the developers. No world reset, no world border, and no plugins.

➤ [Survival Mode]

Survival Mode (SM): An open-world Vanilla experience offering multiple worlds with 1000×1000 block maps. Players can go on solo adventures or team up with friends to build the best base possible. SM servers reset on the 1st and 15th of every month.

➤ [Creative Mode Plots]

Creative Mode Plots (CM): Dedicated plots world experience where players can unleash their creativity and build whatever they want with unlimited blocks and resources. Players can work together on projects or build their own creations.

Website: https://playwoa.com

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/8EWAzny

Rules

RESPECT EVERYONE
DO NOT CHEAT OR EXPLOIT
DO NOT ABUSE ARTISTIC LICENSE
MAINTAIN PLAYER AND ACCOUNT SAFETY
PERSONAL AND ACCOUNT SAFETY TIPS

FAQ

Q: When do Survival Mode servers reset?

A: Survival Mode servers reset on the 1st and 15th of every month.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: The rules include respecting everyone, no cheating or exploiting, not abusing artistic license, maintaining player and account safety, and following personal and account safety tips.

SwarthyCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, Ancient, Appearance, children, Cultural, fat, Fruitful, Hippocrates, historical, Interpretation, lean, Meaning, Minecraft, phlegmatic, Relaxed, Sarmatians, Server, short, slaves, swarthy, SwarthyCraft, Temperament, Women

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Animals Bred:	114
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the Sarmatians themselves? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as swarthy, short, and fat as those ancient warriors! Our players may not be fruitful like the Sarmatian women, but our lean slaves give birth to so many virtual children that you’ll never run out of fellow players to team up with. Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you scratching your head and laughing out loud at the same time. Who knew ancient history could be so entertaining in block form?

CraftyAF Minecraft SMP

CraftyAF, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5266
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Farms Harvested:	245
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen while riding a pig with a saddle made of diamonds.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a player who built a house out of TNT and somehow managed to survive the explosion – now that’s dedication! And don’t even get me started on the time we all decided to have a massive chicken jousting tournament in the sky.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you in stitches from laughing so hard, then come join us! Just beware of the prankster who likes to replace all your diamond blocks with obsidian – trust us, it’s all in good fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

ToiletBlocker Minecraft Server

administrative corridor, bowel issues, Code, Colleague, data security, Gatekeeping, Hospital, hospital policy, key code, laxatives, Lock, medical secretary, Minecraft, Panic Button, privacy, Server, staff access, stink, TOILET, ToiletBlocker, Unpleasant, work environment

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	399
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a hospital corridor with a secret toilet code? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of keeping unwanted players out with key code locks and bells.

Imagine the drama of denying access to a fellow player who desperately needs to use the toilet because of their explosive bowel issues. Will you be the hero who stands up for privacy and fresh air, or the villain who locks the bathroom door on a poor soul in need?

With data security policies stricter than a hospital’s, you’ll never have to worry about unauthorized players sneaking into your virtual space. Join now and experience the ultimate blend of exclusivity, drama, and bathroom-related shenanigans!