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| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 8500 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 240 |
so like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that’s so lit, even the Associated Press can’t keep up with it? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at, fam! we got more crazy builds than a herd of creepers on a rampage, and our community is tighter than a villager’s purse strings.
join us and you’ll be slaying zombies and building epic castles in no time. plus, our mods are so on point, they make herobrine look like a noob. and don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a pig racing competition that ended in a bacon feast for everyone involved.
so come on down to our server and see why the Associated Press can’t handle our awesomeness. trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, in which case, you might wanna steer clear of our arrows. just sayin’.
