Associated Press Minecraft Servers

Associated Press Minecraft Servers

  • HamasCasualtyCountGoneWrong

    HamasCasualtyCountGoneWrong
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 7114
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Ores Mined: 7868 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that’s so lit, even the Associated Press can’t keep up with it? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at, fam! we got more crazy builds than a herd of creepers on a rampage, and our community is tighter than a villager’s purse strings.

    join us and you’ll be slaying zombies and building epic castles in no time. plus, our mods are so on point, they make herobrine look like a noob. and don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a pig racing competition that ended in a bacon feast for everyone involved.

    so come on down to our server and see why the Associated Press can’t handle our awesomeness. trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, in which case, you might wanna steer clear of our arrows. just sayin’.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StepMomSucks Minecraft Server

    StepMomSucks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 9881
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster!

    Join us and leave behind the age-inappropriate stepmom drama and the dad who thinks marrying a younger woman will solve all his problems. On our server, the only age gaps you’ll see are the ones between your pixelated blocks!

    Forget about tense family interactions and rebellious siblings, on our server, the only thing you’ll be rebelling against is the urge to build a giant statue of your dad’s new wife out of TNT. Just kidding, please don’t do that.

    So come on over and join us for some good old-fashioned Minecraft fun, where the only tension you’ll feel is whether to mine for diamonds or explore a new cave system. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VomitCraft: NotSupportingWifeAITA

    VomitCraft: NotSupportingWifeAITA
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 8148
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your car-sick wife and her dramatics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos.

    Our server is so thrilling, it will make you forget all about your wife puking in your car. Who needs a nagging spouse when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your best friends?

    Forget about adding 40 extra minutes to your commute to deal with her drama – join our server and let the fun never end! Plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll never have to worry about being called selfish or disgusting again.

    So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the vomit-filled drama of real life, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a car-sick wife.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBoys: Understanding the Mind of Minecraft Men

    BlockyBoys: Understanding the Mind of Minecraft Men
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 2425
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 23
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 60
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a squad of bros to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate bro hangout spot!

    Join us for epic adventures, hilarious pranks, and intense PvP battles. Our community of players is like a brotherhood, always looking out for each other and having each other’s backs.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Bro Pig. Legend has it that whoever tames the Bro Pig will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory.

    So grab your pickaxe, put on your armor, and come join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. And who knows, you might just find out what men really wish women understood about them – spoiler alert, it’s probably something about how much we love building giant statues of ourselves out of blocks.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BritCraft Server: Drop the Challenge!

    BritCraft Server: Drop the Challenge!
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 501
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Crops Grown: 9515 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine a minecraft server where u can be a secret agent and take down evil dictators like in those spy movies. well guess what, on this server u can do just that! join us and help britain drop its challenge to ICC arrest warrants for israeli leaders by infiltrating their bases, gathering intel, and taking them down with your epic spy skills. but be careful, they have traps, guards, and even killer robots to stop u. do u have what it takes to save the world and become the ultimate secret agent in minecraft? join now and find out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ClusterCraft: DoubleTap Kharkiv!

    ClusterCraft: DoubleTap Kharkiv!
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 2985
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3689 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 32 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our server where we have russian cluster munitions and double-tap strikes in Kharkiv! it’s like a party but with explosions! who needs fireworks when you have cluster bombs, amirite? Join now for a blastin’ good time! #minecraft #explosions #russianroulette

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelatedPewPewPalooza

    PixelatedPewPewPalooza
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 9122
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 12
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you ever wanted to like, blow stuff up and stuff but, like, in a totally fun and not scary way? well, do we have the server for you! come join us on our totally rad minecraft server where you can blow up all the things and not get in trouble for it!

    we have like, the craziest explosions and weapons that will make your head spin! want to blow up a whole village? go for it! want to launch a missile at your friend’s house? why not! the possibilities are endless on our server of chaos and mayhem!

    but wait, there’s more! not only do we have epic explosions, but we also have like, super cool mini-games and challenges that will test your skills and make you laugh until you cry!

    so come join us on our server where destruction is celebrated and chaos reigns supreme! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you blow up your own house, then you might regret it a little bit).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GammaRayGurus

    GammaRayGurus
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 7735
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    So like, u know how Chinese scientists be all smart and stuff? Well, they discovered this super high-energy gamma-ray spectral line, which is like, totally mind-blowing, right? And guess what? They decided to build a Minecraft server around it!

    Join our server for the chance to explore the mysteries of gamma rays and maybe even discover some superpowers or something. Who knows, maybe you’ll turn into a gamma-ray superhero and save the world from evil mobs and stuff.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the gamma-ray spectral line is actually a portal to another dimension where you can find rare ores and meet alien creatures. So don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and become a gamma-ray superhero!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GAIA – State of Disorder

    GAIA – State of Disorder
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 1427
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Void Gems Collected: 31
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Greek Mythological Fantasy

    Fresh 1.21 world with a 250k border, soon to be extended.

    Server economy, with jobs and a gui shop.

    Custom cosmetics.

    gaia.sparked.network

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BierCraft

    BierCraft
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 7457
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 687 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    BierCraft is a Survival Server.

    Here you will find many adventures and new friendships, conquer resources to build your empire, get rich selling your minerals, face monsters never seen before in the world of Minecraft.

    biercraft.lura.pro

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AbuSMP – The Only Server Where the Creepers Respect Personal Space

    AbuSMP – The Only Server Where the Creepers Respect Personal Space
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 564
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 38
    Votes: 8230 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Location Montreal, Canada
    Discord https://discord.gg/Q6eHFucndJ

    AbuSMP

    The AbuSMP server started off as just a Realms server with 4 friends, and later expanded to a modded Minecraft experience that we wanted to share with others. We are a very small community based in North America – and by small, I mean, very small. We are only looking to have at most 20 members.

    AbuSMP continues to maintain its culture of a “SMP with the boys” type of server, and wants to instill this culture of play within new members. This is a place for you to join and relax, have fun and mess around. There are a few things you’ll need to know to get started.

    We are running a Fabric 1.19.2 server. We have carefully cultivated our modpack to contain many QoL changes, new and exciting features, and overall improvements to the vanilla experience. We are generally a Vanilla+ server (with a few exceptions), and any mods we add in the future will typically follow this theme.

    AbuSMP is a whitelisted Vanilla+ server. We maintain a whitelist as we only want to include players on our server who will not be disruptive to the community. To join the server, all you need to do is join our discord and write a short message telling us a little about yourself, just so our staff can see you’d be a valuable member of the community!

    We are just starting our new season, which makes this the perfect time to join us since everybody is just starting out again!

    Features:

    • We are a Vanilla+ server with a growing modpack. We generally aim to add mods that improve upon the quality of life, or add new Vanilla-esque features/content to the game. Some examples of this are waypoints mods, waystones, several new Vanilla-esque ores and armor sets, etc. However, we will always ensure that our modpack does not heavily alter the Vanilla experience. The gameplay is still Vanilla Minecraft!
    • We have a claim and container locking system to protect against griefing. This is built in to our world map mod, which you can open by pressing M. To claim chunks, all you need to do is select the chunk in your map and press claim. This is highly customizable and supports adding your party to your claim, or allies.
    • We have a strict no-tolerance policy for any cheating, exploits or glitches. We intend to play the game normally and we want to progress normally.
    • We have a server trading market, with players being able to put up posts and trade with others. There is no economy mod, our market and economy is entirely player-based! Since we have started a new season of the server, this means there are many opportunities for our economy to change.
    • Since we have started a new season, this means progress has been reset. Do not worry, as we don’t intend to reset the world regularly. This reset only occurred as the server was largely inactive for some time, and we have mostly new players now. If you’re interested in joining up and helping us to establish our communal areas and farms, this is a perfect opportunity for you.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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