Associated MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

AlzCraft: Brain Injuries & Herpes

tissue model, human brain, Alzheimer’s disease, brain injuries, herpes

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and mind-blowing shenanigans? well do we have the server for u!

picture this: u join our server and BAM! u are transported to a world where anything is possible. u can build a castle, ride a pig, or even fight a dragon! but wait, there’s more!

we have a secret twist on our server – every time u take a hit in the game, u actually feel it in real life! that’s right, we call it the “Repetitive injury induces phenotypes associated with Alzheimer’s disease by reactivating HSV-1 in a human brain tissue model” feature. it’s like virtual reality on steroids!

so come join us on this wild ride and see if u have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to curing Alzheimer’s disease while u’re at it. ya never know!

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LoveCraft: Pursue Positive Goals

rewarding goals, lovecraft, positive beliefs, INDIVIDUALS, pursue

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL U SHOULD CUZ IT’S LIKE, SO AWESOME. LIKE, IF U JOIN U WILL FIND TRUE LOVE AND UR RELATIONSHIPS WILL BE LIT AF. U WILL BE MOTIVATED TO FIND UR MINECRAFT SOULMATE AND AVOID ALL DA DRAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE DA LOVE AND SATISFACTION U DESERVE. YOLO!

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BlockyBulletBlues

Gun Violence, Neighborhood, hurt, Impact, exposure

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of living near gun violence and feeling like your quality of life is going down the drain? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and just have a blast building and exploring!

Imagine this: you’re chilling in your virtual world, building the sickest castle ever, when suddenly you hear a loud bang. But don’t worry, it’s just someone setting off fireworks to celebrate your epic build! No more worrying about real-life gun violence ruining your day.

Join our server and witness the most insane battles and explosions, all in the name of fun and creativity. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos that actually brings joy to your life? So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to the stress of living near gun violence!

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NeuroFatigueCraft

Significant, twice as likely, chronic, highlight, neurodivergent traits

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s, like, totally outta this world? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes! we got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for u at every turn.

join us and u’ll be able to explore a world where the sky is purple and the grass is made of candy. u can build a house out of giant lollipops and ride a unicorn into battle against evil zombies. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

plus, did u know that joining our server can actually cure chronic fatigue? that’s right, according to a totally legit study, playing on this server can give u all the energy u need to conquer the world. so why wait? come join us now and let the fun begin!

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FruitCraft: Beat the Blues!

fruit intake, Singapore, late life, banana, study

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fruit you’ll never be sad again! we got oranges, tangerines, bananas, papayas, and watermelons for days! eat all the fruit you want and say goodbye to depression forever! who needs vegetables when you can have all the fruit you want in minecraft?! join us now and start living your best, fruity life! 🍊🍌🍉🍍🍇 #FruitPower #NoMoreSadness #MinecraftMadness

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VegasCraftBash

maid of honour, celebration, Chip and Dales, sister, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a Vegas trip with a disapproving sister and her jealous boyfriend? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life wedding woes.

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. No need to worry about family feuds or bridesmaid betrayals here – just good old-fashioned fun in a blocky world.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs Vegas when you can have a virtual party with your Minecraft pals? Plus, we promise there won’t be any Chip and Dales – unless you count the pixelated chickens roaming around.

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FeelingCraft SMP

Bliss, FeelingCraft, DELIGHT, smp, elation

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, it’s like a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

First off, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing with a skeleton DJ. It’s lit, fam.

And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo. We have llamas that can juggle, pigs that can fly (literally), and chickens that lay golden eggs. It’s like a farm on steroids, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a secret treasure hunt with clues hidden in the clouds, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with your friends for bragging rights.

So, if you want to experience the best feeling ever, join our Minecraft SMP server and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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OopsCraft

oversight, MISTAKES, EMBARRASSING, misstep, error

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a friendly villager? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just the beginning of the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like accidentally building a house out of TNT or riding a pig off a cliff thinking it was a horse. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server – just be prepared for some epic “I fucked up” moments that will have you laughing for days!

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UkrainianUK Minecraft Server

UkrainianUK, bilateral agreement, long term partnership, International cooperation, government response

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier alliances than russia and ukraine! our server is so lit, even putin would be jelly. we have a 100-year partnership agreement with the uk, just like in the news but way more epic. join us and be part of the most insane political drama in minecraft history. who needs world peace when you can have world chaos in our server? hurry up before the server explodes with excitement!

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SyrianCraft: Refugee Return!

MIDDLE EAST, war-torn country, government overthrow, Assad regime, refugee resettlement.

haha this server is so lit, even Syrian refugees are coming back for more! we got more action than a war zone, but in a fun way! come join us and build your own virtual empire, just like Assad but without all the drama. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers and zombies, just like those refugees hiding from the regime. join now and be part of the craziest comeback story since the fall of the Berlin Wall!

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