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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 3497 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 113 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
picture this: u join our server and BAM! u are transported to a world where anything is possible. u can build a castle, ride a pig, or even fight a dragon! but wait, there’s more!
we have a secret twist on our server – every time u take a hit in the game, u actually feel it in real life! that’s right, we call it the “Repetitive injury induces phenotypes associated with Alzheimer’s disease by reactivating HSV-1 in a human brain tissue model” feature. it’s like virtual reality on steroids!
so come join us on this wild ride and see if u have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to curing Alzheimer’s disease while u’re at it. ya never know!