Assmares Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Roblox Doctors: Free Checkups Minecraft Server

Appointment, bandaid, Checkups, Community, DOCTORS, free, Fun, Gaming, Google Forms, health, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, online form, roblox, roblox doctors, Server, Technology, Trust, video game, virtual checkup, well trained

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Towns Built:	1
Potions Brewed:	99	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Are you tired of incompetent Roblox doctors who can’t even figure out how to put a bandaid on someone? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is run by a team of highly skilled medical professionals who may or may not have gotten their degrees from a questionable online source. But hey, who needs medical expertise when you have blocky adventures waiting for you at every turn?

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen with stethoscopes, crafting bandages out of diamond ore, and performing life-saving surgeries on creepers (spoiler alert: they never make it). Trust us, you’ve never seen healthcare quite like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Fill out our totally legitimate and not at all sketchy Google form to join the wackiest Minecraft server in existence. Who needs Roblox doctors when you have us, right?

Blocky Black Mania: Where even creepers can’t handle the heat!

activism, Black, Black Lives Matter, black man, blocky, civil rights, CREEPERS, discrimination, equality, handle, Heat, INEQUALITY, injustice, Mania, Marginalized, Minority, Oppression, prejudice, racial injustice, racial profiling, racism, social justice, Struggle, Suffering, systemic racism, West

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4168	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	8526
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	New Chunks Explored:	997505

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Cha-Cha Slide!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so inclusive that even the Endermen are throwing a diversity party! No discrimination here, just pure blocky fun for everyone. Plus, our server has more secret passages than a Scooby-Doo episode, so get ready to explore like never before.

So why join our server, you ask? Because on our server, even as a black man in the west, you’ll be treated like royalty. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Memes & Blocky Dreams: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! #58388587

4chan, 58388587, Access, Adventure, Benefits, Biz, blocky, Community, Crafty, Digital, dreams, Entertainment, exclusive, forum, Hope, internet, MEMBERSHIP, memes, Minecraft, ONLINE, Premium accounts, privacy, Ready, social media, subscription, Technology, Ultimate

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most absurd server you’ll ever come across! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds guarded by a team of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

2. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. Hold onto your minecart, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

3. Ever wanted to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, unicorns roam free and you can saddle up and ride them into battle against the evil creepers.

4. Our server has a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’ve got some killer moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, bring your 4chan premium account because things are about to get wild!

Blocky Bling Bling Server: Where even creepers stop to answer the phone!

answer, biggest job, bling, blocky, CREEPERS, Job, Kojima, Moshi moshi, on it, Phone, phone rings, Server, STOP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

*phone rings* “Moshi moshi!” “Kojima, I have a job for you. Your biggest one yet.” “I’m on it!”

Hey there, Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and boring builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our server and you’ll be embarking on the craziest adventure of your life!

Rumor has it that our server was created by a team of mad scientists who were trying to create the ultimate Minecraft experience. They accidentally spilled a potion of chaos into the server, causing all sorts of wacky and wild things to happen. You’ll never know what to expect next!

Join now and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers, or discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer insanity of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even run into Kojima himself on one of his epic quests!

Genocraft: Where even virtual civilizations aren’t safe from destruction!

Accountability, arent, atrocities, Civilizations, Conflict, consequences, Destruction, ethical implications, foreign embassy, Genocide, genocide awareness, genocide denial, Genocraft, global justice, historical trauma, HUMAN RIGHTS, impunity, international law, Justice, moral responsibility, Safe, social justice, violence, virtual, war atrocities, War Crimes

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Animals Bred:	181	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take revenge on those who think they can get away with anything! Join us as we build a virtual world where justice is served with a side of TNT explosions and lava traps.

Embark on epic quests to hunt down the perpetrators of heinous crimes, like the time someone stole all the diamonds from the community chest or when someone griefed the entire village with a million chickens. Will you be the hero who brings them to justice or the villain who unleashes chaos upon the land?

But beware, for the admins of this server are not to be trifled with. They have the power to summon lightning storms, spawn creepers in your base, and even turn your beloved pet wolf against you. So tread carefully, or you may find yourself on the receiving end of a banhammer.

So come join us on this wild ride of vengeance and mayhem. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the setting for such epic tales of betrayal, redemption, and explosive payback? Join now and show the world that no crime goes unpunished in our virtual realm!

CraftyFireEmblem: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Heroes and Villains!

Calendar, CraftyFireEmblem, discussion, event calendar, feh, fire emblem heroes, Fire Emblem Heroes Links, Game, general, guides, Heroes, Links, Minecraft, mobile, mobile game, New Trailer, pastebin, Server, SIMULATOR, Stats, SUMMONING, summoning cost simulator, Timeline, Trailer, twitter, Ultimate, Villains

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Looking for a place to discuss all things Fire Emblem Heroes? Look no further than our server! We’ve got an event calendar that will make your head spin faster than a summoning session gone wrong. Need some guidance on how to dominate in the game? We’ve got links and guides that will have you slaying enemies left and right.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have access to a summoning cost simulator that will have you laughing all the way to the bank. And don’t even get us started on our new trailer – it’s so epic, it’ll make you want to jump into the game and never come out.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

Bitchcraft, Bitches, catchphrase, Character, classic movie, comedy, Dans, famous quote, Forrest Gump, funny, humor, iconic character, iconic line, iconic scene, insult, lack of bitches, Lieutenant, Lieutenant Dan, lonely, memorable quote, movie quote, no bitches, pop culture, Server, tom hanks

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

MonkeyCraft: Where Monkeys Rule and Players Drool

ACKman, appealing art style., Broo Duragon, buck broken, dbs, Dr. Sneed, Drool, explosions, failed miserably, four different faces, Hipsters, jaded zoomer faggot, Mangaka, MonkeyCraft, monkeys, Players, Prolific, random shit, Rips off Journey to the West, ruined action series, rule, screaming, Sneed Land, third worlder shitposts, Toriko

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Crops Grown:	6956	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Votes:	6163	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures that will make Journey to the West look like a walk in the park. Our fights are so intense, they revolve around screaming and explosions – who needs strategy when you have chaos, am I right?

Our server admin has a total of four different faces he can draw, and he cycles through them like a pro. Plus, he’s tried to start new series like (-ACKman, Broo Duragon, Sneed Land) but they failed miserably – talk about dedication!

And don’t even get me started on our Toriko rip-offs for DBS. We’re so buck broken that we just hope no one notices (spoiler alert: they do). But hey, at least we have some third worlder shitposts to keep things interesting.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, join us now! Who needs Toriyama when you have us? Sorry not sorry, zoomer faggots – this server is where the real fun is at.

Anon’s Game Roulette: Help me choose my next adventure in Minecraft!

Adventure, Anons, choose, Decision making, Fights in Tight Spaces, futuristic games, Game, Gaming, Help pick my next game, indie games, Library of Ruina, Lobotomy Corp, Minecraft, mystery games, norco, Reverse Collapse, role playing games, roulette, Sci Fi Games, simulation games, Sprawl, strategy games, Tactical games, Void Stranger, wildfrost

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	270	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind harder than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like a mix of Lobotomy Corp and Library of Ruina on steroids!

Join us for epic battles in Tight Spaces where you’ll fight off hordes of zombies while trying to build the most extravagant library in the world. But be careful, because in our server, even the Norco villagers have a dark secret that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Venture into the Wildfrost biome where you’ll find mysterious creatures and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the Sprawl, a never-ending maze of tunnels and traps that will test your survival skills to the max.

But that’s not all – our server also offers the chance to explore the Void Stranger dimension, where reality is twisted and nothing is as it seems. And if you’re looking for a real challenge, try your hand at Reverse Collapse, a game mode where everything you know about Minecraft is turned upside down.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures Minecraft has to offer!

VoteCraft: Where losing the elections is a mind-blowing experience!

controversy, culture war, Defeat, election aftermath, elections, Experience, Gas Stoves, Hillary, Kulturkampf, lefties, LOSING, mental breakdown, MINDBLOWING, mindbreak, polarization, political discourse, political division, political turmoil, Politics, reaction, Standard, trump, VoteCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Void Armor Forged:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with politics in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding who gets the last piece of diamond armor! Our community is so chill, even the creepers have learned to relax and stop blowing up everything in sight.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build towering monuments to your favorite memes, and participate in our weekly llama races (trust us, those guys are fast). And don’t worry about any political debates here – the only thing we argue about is whether pineapple belongs on pizza (spoiler alert: it does).

So why wait? Join our server today and escape the madness of the real world. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!