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MapleCraftMayhem

allegations, bribery, Canada, Corruption, crimes, criminal activity, foreign affairs, fraud, Government, illegal activities, India, international relations, investigation, MapleCraftMayhem, political corruption, political scandal, politician, scandal, scandalous behavior, unethical behavior, wrongdoing

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6655
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthing, this server is like no other, it’s got crazier adventures than india’s crimes in canada! and get this, there’s a secret politician behind all the madness, like, what even?! join this server for the wildest ride of ur life, trust me, u won’t regret it! #crazyminecraftadventures #secretpolitician #joinnow

Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

10. Genetic resources, 11. Tree peonies, 12. Genome, 13. Regulation, 14. Improvement, 15. Seed yield, 16. Genetic research, 17. Plant genetics, 18. Agriculture, 19. Horticulture, 2. PrDA1 genes, 20. Botany, 3. Jing Hong, 4. Flare tree peony, 5. PrTCP1, 6. PrTCP9, 7. Seed weight, 8. Seed number, 9. Yield, Boosters, Gene, Lab, peony, researchers, Seed

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	909
Love Letters Sent:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD 🌱💰

we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺

imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣

come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎

who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨

Brain Trust Minecraft Server

Brain, emotional wellbeing, gentle reminder, inner peace, late night anxiety, late night thoughts, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, Reassurance, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-doubt, Server, Trust, validation

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	180
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, ALREADY BACK, archival websites, big explanations, data preservation, digital archives, digital preservation, historical data, historical web content, internet archive, internet history, internet memory, internet preservation, Minecraft, online archive, schizos, smp, wayback machine, web archiving, web history, web time machine, website snapshots

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Buildings Constructed:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	143
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

NakedCraft: GF Edition

BEDROOM, Boundaries, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, compromise, Edition, Girlfriend, Intimacy, living together, NakedCraft, nudity, personal preference, pyjamas, relationship, restless leg syndrome, sanitation, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping naked, sleeping separately, sleeping together

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7295
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

BlockyWorriesGone

anxiety, BlockyWorriesGone, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, stress, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, worry

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Gods Slained:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

Witchcraft & Wizardry School

disbelief, education, FANTASY, imagination, Kid, letter, Magic, parents, School, Upset, witchcraft, Wizardry

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6543
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Void Armor Forged:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

Blackular:3503, Brewery, Capture Points, carribean, city building, Clan, Corsaire, Crafting, custom progression, Discord, fishing contests, Game, HIGH, Ip:, Live Map, MCMMO, Movecraft, passive income, Pirates, PvP, Ready, rule, sail, SEAS, Siege, south america, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, Website, Wiki

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2125	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Minecraft Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Focus	Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
Treasure Hunts	Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
Siege Capture Points	Earn passive income by capturing siege points

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

2. Is there a website for the server?

Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

3. Can I join a clan on the server?

If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

4. How can I access the live map of the server?

You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

Bussy, Escape, Minecraft, Run Bussy Get out of there Escape Flee Danger Urgency Panic Chase Run for your life Survival Fear Adrenaline Sprint Run fast Run away Evade Run for safety Quick escape High alert Run like the wind, Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	2224	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4418	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

2020, Alt-Right, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, borrowed time, conspiracy theories, Continues, controversial, current events, extremism, Favorite, Hate Speech, internet culture, Jail, Minecraft, online forums, POL, Politics, radicalization, Round 3, Saga, smp, social media

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.