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KetchupCraft: Blind Squirters United
SignCrafters – Counting Blocks
so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a wild adventure where you have to count your steps BUT if you use sign language, you’re screwed! like, how are you gonna keep an accurate step count when your hands are busy signing, amirite? it’s like a crazy challenge that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. join now for the most ridiculous fun you’ll ever have in minecraft!FeatherlightFluidicCraft
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BrailleCraft: Upside Keyboard Fun
HEY U, YEAH U, R U BORED OF THE SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, DO I HAVE A TREAT FOR U!JOIN OUR SERVER AND U WILL BE ABLE TO TYPE LIKE A NINJA IN THE DARK! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! OUR SERVER HAS MAGICAL KEYBOARDS THAT GLOW IN THE DARK AND MAKE U TYPE FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER ALSO HAS SPECIAL BUILDINGS THAT CAN HELP U NAVIGATE IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY! SO, IF U EVER GET LOST IN A MAZE, JUST COME TO OUR SERVER AND WE’LL GUIDE U TO SAFETY!
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