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Squat-Powered Bike Adventures

Adventures, alternative transportation, assisted squats, bicycles, bike, bike commuting, commuting, cycling, eco-friendly transportation, Exercise, FITNESS, green transportation, healthy living, leg muscles, leg strength, leg workout, mode of transportation, one-legged squats, pedal power, physical activity, SquatPowered, sustainable transportation, Transportation

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	34
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT BICYCLES POWERED BY ONE LEGGED SQUATS. IMAGINE RIDING AROUND ON A BIKE WHILE DOING SQUATS, YOU’LL HAVE LEGS OF STEEL IN NO TIME. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND TUNNEL FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE PIGMEN GUARDING IT. ALSO, OUR RESIDENT CREEPER, BOB, LOVES TO GIVE HUGS. SO COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE AND LOTS OF FUNNY MOMENTS.

Epic Build Zone 1.21

BUILD, career, Diversity, economic arguments, economic growth, Epic, Ethan Evans VP, farm life, green cards, H-1B visas, highly educated workers, immigration, job creation, legal immigration, Ohio, skilled labor, small town, social media, talent acquisition, team members, twitter, Workforce, Zone

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Yo, bro, forget about Ohio and farm life, come join our Minecraft server where we breed virtual cows and plant pixelated crops!

We don’t need no visas or green cards here, just a love for blocky adventures and building epic structures.

Plus, our community is filled with highly educated players who will school you on the art of crafting and surviving in the wild world of Minecraft.

So, ditch the real world and dive into our virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper explosion or two). Let’s get blocky, baby!

Minecraft SMP: QuirkySciFacts

discoveries, hidden gems in science, hidden knowledge, hidden scientific facts, lesser known discoveries, lesser known scientific breakthroughs, lesser known scientific discoveries, lesser known scientific facts, lesser known scientific knowledge, little known science, Minecraft, obscure findings, obscure science, obscure scientific facts, QuirkySciFacts, scientific curiosities, scientific mysteries, scientific revelations, scientific trivia, smp, unconventional science, undiscovered science, unknown facts

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever heard of this super secret Minecraft SMP server where the admins are actually aliens from outer space? Yeah, you heard me right! They communicate with us through the chat in binary code and drop rare items like diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like playing Minecraft on a whole other level, man.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden underground city on the server where you can trade with NPC villagers for enchanted gear and potions. And get this, there’s a secret portal that takes you to a dimension filled with talking animals who give you quests to complete for epic rewards. It’s like a freaking fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies!

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly out of this world, then you gotta join us on this crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just watch out for those sneaky aliens, they might be plotting something… or maybe they just wanna play Minecraft with us, who knows? It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

BlockBlingCraft

abundance, achievement, affluence, Blessed, BlockBlingCraft, comfort, Contentment, Financial Stability, Fortunate, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, luxury, opulence, privileged, prosperity, satisfaction, SECURITY, success, wealth, well-being

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Are you tired of feeling like a peasant in Minecraft? Well, come join our server and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper”. Our economy is so insane, you’ll be trading gold blocks for dirt blocks in no time!

One player went from living in a dirt hut to owning a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks in just one week! How did they do it? By joining our server, of course! Our virtual real estate market is booming, and you could be the next Minecraft millionaire.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in the game. Want to tame a unicorn? No problem. How about ride a dragon into battle? We’ve got you covered. Anything is possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of server lag).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even become the next Steve Jobs of the blocky world.

NettyCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, Benjamin Netanyahu, health, Hospital, Israel, israeli government, Israeli PM, leader, medical procedure, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, NettyCraft, News, Operation, Politics, Prostate, prostate cancer, Recovery, REMOVED.., Server, surgery, surgery update, Treatment

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu gettin his prostate removed live in game! watch as he battles creepers and zombies while doctors tryna operate on him! u wont see dis kinda action anywhere else, so join now for a wild ride of surgeries and block building madness! #prostatepros

MuskCraft: Not Far-Right, Just Redstone!

#intelligence agency, afd, commentary editor, controversial, controversy, Die Welt, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, extremism, extremist organization, far right, far-right party, FarRight, German newspaper, germany, MuskCraft, National level, op-ed, Political, Redstone, resignation, right wing, suspected

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6527
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Items Found:	1971
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

come join our minecraft server where elon musk himself is the owner and he is backing a far-right political party in germany. but don’t worry, he says they’re not really far-right, just misunderstood. our server is so lit, even the intelligence agency is keeping an eye on us, thinking we might be extremists. join now for a wild ride and some questionable political views!

Cassette Rewind Kids Server

(Audio), analog, Cassette, cassette players, cassette tapes, childhood memories, digital age, Entertainment, generation gap, History, Kids, kids today, Music, Nostalgia, obsolete, obsolete technology, past, pop culture, Retro, rewind, Server, Technology, vintage

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ores Mined:	1092	Star Shards Collected:	165
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1879	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, kids born after cassette players were poppin’ won’t even know why rewind is called rewind, like whaaat?!

We got pigs flyin’ around like they own the place, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ for emeralds.

Our admins are like wizards, grantin’ wishes and turnin’ diamonds into cookies. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party with glowstone dance floor and DJ zombie spinnin’ the tunes.

So come on over and join the party, cuz on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility.

FroobWorld

back, Cheating, Chest locking, Donations, FroobWorld, Griefing, home, Land claiming, Long-term maps, old-school style, Prizes, Rtp, rules, Semi Vanilla, small server, smp, Spawn, stealing, Survival, Tpa, View distance, Votes

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

Minecraft Server Information

IP	s.froobworld.com
Discord	Join our Discord
Website	Visit our Website
Dynmap	View Dynmap

FroobWorld is a small survival server that’s been running since 2011. If you enjoy the old-school style of SMP, you will probably enjoy our server.

Our rules are pretty standard – no griefing, no stealing, and no cheating. We maintain a PG-13 chat environment.

Some features of FroobWorld:

Land claiming, with no limit to the size (within reason)
Lockette-style chest locking
/rtp, /home, /spawn, /tpa, /back commands available
Long-term maps
32 view distance
No donations or prizes in exchange for votes

FAQs – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has FroobWorld been around?	FroobWorld has been running since 2011.
Are there any restrictions on land claiming?	Players can claim land of any size within reason.
What are the server rules?	No griefing, stealing, or cheating. Chat must be kept PG-13.
Are there any donation perks on FroobWorld?	No, we do not accept donations or give prizes in exchange for votes.
How can I join the Discord server?	Click on the provided Discord link to join our server.

Azure Nexus 1.20.2

1.20.2, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Chokmah, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, guides, HARD, hovercraft, kanna, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Nexus, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is lit af! We got Yuuka and Noa in pajamas, like what more could you ask for? And guess what? We also have a Secret Midnight Party with an Oni holding a bell – like, who even comes up with this stuff? But wait, there’s more! We got Limit Break Assault with Chokmah and Hovercraft, and 2x everything – lessons, commissions, normals, hard, experience, you name it! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino in swimsuits on banners! Plus, there’s a Say-Bing event and Total Assault with Binah and The Fury of Set. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

TimeTravelerKid – Minecraft SMP

advice, Communication, Conversation, Experience, guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Mentorship, Minecraft, Nostalgia, opportunity, past, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, self improvement, self reflection, smp, time travel, TimeTravelerKid, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crops Grown:	1455	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cookies. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire, and a secret society of talking chickens who control the economy. Plus, every full moon we have a massive dance party with all the mobs from the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a potato for good luck.

SchoolyardGrieferz

classroom disruptions, disciplinary issues, disruptive behavior, inappropriate actions, school administration, school behavior problems, school chaos, school consequences, school incidents, school pranks, school punishments, school rules, school troublemakers, school vandalism, SchoolyardGrieferz, student discipline, student misbehavior, student misconduct, worst behavior

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	183
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	1801	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Oh boy, let me tell you about this one kid at our school who was a total Minecraft maniac. He once built a giant statue of the principal out of diamond blocks just to flex on everyone. But that’s not even the craziest part – he also rigged the school bell to play the Minecraft theme song every time it rang. Needless to say, he got detention for a month, but hey, at least he showed off his epic building skills!

If you want to join our Minecraft server, you’ll fit right in with all the other wild and wacky players who love to push the boundaries of creativity. Build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, create a secret underground base filled with traps, or even start a llama racing league – the possibilities are endless! So come on over and join us for some insane Minecraft fun, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry llamas).