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Hell of a Minecraft SMP Life

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Holy Grails Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you dare for a wild ride through a world filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be looted. But be warned, the base is guarded by a pack of ruthless llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Chicken Whisperer.” Rumor has it that this mysterious figure can communicate with chickens telepathically and has an army of feathered friends at their beck and call.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” a structure built entirely out of TNT that players must cross to reach the other side. Will you make it across unscathed, or will you fall victim to a fiery explosion?

So come on, join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because in this world, anything can happen.

come in, maybe you will become a (assistant) Minecraft server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchantments Applied:	102	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	137	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

The owner of the “come on in, maybe you will become an assistant” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

myservernopvp.aternos.me:26135

TerriermonSMP: The Minecraft Adventures of a Newbie Assistant

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Villages Defended:	9

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a pack of wild Terriermons come charging through, causing chaos and mischief everywhere they go. But fear not, for you can tame these mischievous creatures and have them as your loyal assistants in your Minecraft adventures!

And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the creepiest of Minecraft legends and show off your best moves!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness in the world of blocks and pixels. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

SnapcraftWeddingDrama

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5803
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8225	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	176
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed but hilarity is encouraged!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the surprising wildlife in the city our professional photographer loves to capture.

Looking for a server where you can be the bigger person, just like our photographer who agreed to take pictures for their step sister’s wedding even though they hate each other? Look no further!

Experience the thrill of being left without a seat at the reception, just like our photographer who had to treat themselves to a fancy dinner and a movie after being snubbed.

Don’t worry about missing out on the action, just like our photographer who turned off their phone and had a peaceful night out.

And if you’re ever in need of a quick bite at McDonald’s, we’ve got you covered! Join our server now and be prepared for a rollercoaster of emotions and unforgettable moments. Just remember, no drama allowed – unless it’s in-game!

AI Breakfast Bonanza – The Server Where Even Your Virtual Assistant Needs a Morning Pick-Me-Up!

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8694
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and flying llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Bacon Cow, known for its delicious bacon-flavored milk.

Join now and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is said to grant wishes. Or challenge your friends to a battle in the Arena of Doom, where the floor is made of lava and the walls shoot fireballs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Blocky Booty Bounce

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Buildings Constructed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Whorenene! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.

ConanCraft: Where Conan O’Brien builds epic worlds and dodges creepers with a sidekick assistant!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than the disappearance of Kaito’s dad? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Conan himself would ditch his detective work to join in on the fun.

Join us and embark on wild adventures that will make you question reality more than Kaito’s magic tricks. Build your own secret hideout that even the FBI couldn’t crack.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure that’s more valuable than Kaito’s prized jewel collection. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Veilguard’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Falling into the Void:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Farms Harvested:	793	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because on our server, the Lead Writer actually became a non-binary character in the game! That’s right, you can interact with a character who went through a whole 10-year journey of self-discovery and now you get to learn to empathize with them. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft! Join us for the drama, the laughs, and the chance to explore your own identity while playing a blocky video game. Who knew Minecraft could be so deep? Join now and be a part of this groundbreaking experience!

Meeting Minecraft SMP Professor

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Emeralds Found:	2609	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Votes:	2459	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of missing important meetings because you can’t resist the temptation of a streamer thot’s cleavage? Well, have we got the perfect distraction for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic adventures, questionable decisions, and plenty of cleavage-free distractions. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can be building giant phallic structures and starting wars over who stole your diamond pickaxe? Say goodbye to productivity and hello to endless entertainment on our server. Just remember, in our world, the only meetings you’ll be missing are the ones with your professor. Join now and let the madness begin!

CNN News Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Emeralds Found:	8360	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server has been deemed the “Most Insane Minecraft Experience” by CNN! That’s right, even the news is talking about us!

Join our server and embark on wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava! Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good laugh.

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with treasure, flying llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had! Trust us, CNN can’t be wrong.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1393	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins and mods that will blow your mind.

From battling dragons with laser beams to riding unicorns through a rainbow-filled sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Fucking Great Minecraft SMP Episode

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Emeralds Found:	7895	Ores Mined:	4003

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and drama that rivals a soap opera.

Picture this: a group of players dressed in ridiculous costumes, riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Or how about a prank war that escalates to the point where someone builds a giant statue of a potato in the middle of town square?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if you’re not having fun, then you’re not playing on our server. And if you disagree, well, as one player put it, “Fuck you.”

ⒸⓇⓄⓈⓈⓌⓄⓇⓁⒹ – for your Minecraft server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Hello everyone, Niko here!

Briefly about the server:

Ⓡ -Russian-language server, servers in Russia, hosting is very good and high quality

Ⓞ -We don’t need “donations”; in general, there are no donations and maximum fair play

Ⓢ -On the server you have to survive in 2 worlds, adventure on the islands

Ⓢ – And survival in a world where there are no private parties. Switching between worlds does not reset inventory

Now about the gameplay:

Ⓦ – On the server in the world there are traders of firearms, artifacts, scrolls and much more

Ⓞ – There are objects whose properties you will not see anywhere else except us. Come in and you’ll understand

Ⓡ – There are no restrictions on play style, violators are sent to a separate world

Ⓛ – Cheats on this server will not help, much will depend on the leveling of the player’s items

Ⓓ – We have our own resource pack with very high-quality 3D models.

WE MAKE A SERVER FOR OUR OWN.

WOULD YOU WANT TO PLAY? WE ARE WAITING!

92.63.189.203

Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is so good, it’ll make you question your own sanity!

It’s so addictive that players have reported losing track of time, forgetting to eat, and even neglecting their own personal hygiene just to keep playing. One player even claimed they saw a unicorn riding a rainbow llama while mining for diamonds – now that’s some next level gameplay!

Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you start playing on our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked faster than a fish on a fishing rod. So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join us today!

Never Gonna Financially Recover From This Purchase Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of TNT! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by invisible creepers, participating in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato, and exploring a world where the laws of physics don’t apply (because why not?). Trust us, you’ll never financially recover from the amount of fun you’ll have on our server!

VoteCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Farms Harvested:	691	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Buildings Constructed:	29	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old election nights? Well, come join our Minecraft server instead! We have a whole new kind of voting system where you can elect the Chicken King or the Creeper Queen to rule over our pixelated land. And if you have any questions, just ask in the chat and our resident Ender Dragon will answer them with his infinite wisdom. So come on, join us for a night of political chaos and blocky fun!

The SMP Loyal Quiet Demure Average Looking Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic love triangle in Minecraft history! Our player, let’s call her Average Annie, is just your average Minecraft player – loyal, quiet, demure, and average looking. But for some reason, the men on our server just can’t seem to resist her! Will she choose the dashing hero who built her a castle, or the mysterious stranger who gave her a pet llama named Larry? Find out on our server, where drama and romance are always on the menu!