come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than trump’s toupee and battle creepers with the power of ukraine’s defiance! our players are angrier than a villager whose house just got blown up by a creeper! we have more military aid than a chest full of diamond swords! join us and show trump who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels! #ukrainestrong #minecraftresistance
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CraftyUkrainians
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SisCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
Hey gamers! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as my sister’s project theme? Then join us for a wild ride filled with informatics and plants, just like my sister’s confused project!We promise you won’t have to shout at our artists to create something out of thin air – unless you want to, of course! Our server is all about helping each other, just like my mom says sisters should. And if you’re feeling lazy, don’t worry, we’ll throw all the fun stuff your way!
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs a project theme when you have a server this wild? Let’s get gaming!
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TrumpCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump discussing suspending military aid for ukraine on march 3!! u can witness the drama unfold as trump battles creepers and skeletons in the virtual world. build a wall around your base to keep out the zombies and spiders, just like trump wants to build a wall on the border. join now for a chance to win a golden pickaxe signed by trump himself! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now!
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BlockHouse Minecraft Server
so, like, u should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz the white house is like, totally behind it, man. they’re all like, “yeah, israel, u do u, block that aid to gaza, we got ur back.” so, if u wanna be on the side of the white house and israel, come join us on this epic server where we build giant walls and block off all the aid. it’s gonna be lit, bro. come join the fun!
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BritTroops4Ukraine – Minecraft SMP
OMG, bro, forget about Britain and Ukraine, come join our epic Minecraft SMP instead! We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor for days, and a secret underground base filled with cake! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. True story, bro. So ditch the real world drama and come join the most lit SMP ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and epicness. #MinecraftSMP4Life #CarrotWarrior
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LaundryCraft Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of doing your brother’s laundry! We don’t care if you’re 23 and still living with your mom, we just want you to have a good time in our virtual world.On our server, you can build your own laundry room and do your own laundry without any interference from family members. No more awkward instructions from your mom about how to wash your brother’s dirty socks.
Plus, we have a special quest where you have to collect rare laundry detergent ingredients to save your mom from the evil laundry monster. It’s a wacky adventure that will have you laughing and crying at the same time.
So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs family drama when you can have fun in our Minecraft server?
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CraftyNorse Minecraft Server
haha so like, this server is like the €1.7 trillion sovereign fund of Minecraft servers, except we ain’t giving money to Ukraine, we giving you the best time of your life in the virtual world!Join us and you’ll be like a Norwegian prince, ruling over your own kingdom of pixelated glory. Build the biggest castle, mine the rarest diamonds, and slay the fiercest dragons.
We got more fun than a Viking raid, more surprises than a polar bear in your igloo, and more laughs than a moose trying to do the Macarena.
So come on over and join the party, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!
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StarlinkCraftEU
lol join dis server if u want to help Ukraine replace Musk’s Starlink! we got u covered with all da resources u need to build a new and improved internet for dem. plus, u can ride on a flying pig while u do it cuz why not? we also have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items in da game, like a diamond sword that shoots lasers and a potion that turns u into a giant chicken. so come on down and be a hero for Ukraine, all while having a blast in our wacky and wild world!
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CraftyUkrDefenseFin
Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Finland giving Ukraine $691 million in military gear? Well, look no further fam cuz this server is the bomb diggity! We got creepers that explode like fireworks, zombies that breakdance, and skeletons that shoot arrows faster than you can say “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.”Join us and you’ll be swimming in diamonds faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.” We’ve got a community so tight, it’s like a creeper hug that doesn’t explode in your face. Plus, our mods are so OP, they make Notch himself jealous.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just like Finland won’t regret giving Ukraine all that military swag. Let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!
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UkraineCraft – Aid for Pixels
Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can donate money directly to Ukraine by simply playing Minecraft! That’s right, every block you mine and every mob you defeat will go towards helping those in need in Ukraine.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them and embark on epic quests to defeat evil sheep overlords and save the Minecraft universe from certain doom.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a hero both in-game and in real life!