Assistance MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

LittleGolliwog’s SMP Adventures

bruv, Help, aid, Hunger, Outreach

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your little golliwog do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and help feed me little golliwog!

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F16CrashCraft Minecraft Server

Ukrainian F-16, Support, Server, Assistance, international relations

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got US experts helping us figure out why our F-16s keep crashing in our epic war with Russia. it’s like, a total mystery, bro. but don’t worry, we got this under control. join our server and help us solve this crazy puzzle while building epic bases and battling it out with your friends. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. no joke, man. you gotta join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

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CraftyAnonymous Minecraft Server

online platform, CraftyAnonymous, help needed, confusion, social media

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows do the Macarena, and creepers are afraid of YOU!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and a talking chicken named Cluck Norris. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Saturday night, where you can boogie down with the coolest mobs in town. And don’t even get me started on our annual potato sack race, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, we can’t help you.

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ElpCraft Minecraft Server

elp, cryptocurrency, financial crisis, Struggling, DEBT

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft server where you can build your dream house, battle dragons, and even ride unicorns (yes, unicorns are real in our world)!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll be helping out a fellow player who is in desperate need of some BTC to avoid becoming homeless. Think of it as a charity event, but with creepers and diamonds involved.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest full of BTC to help out our struggling player. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

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NannyCraft Minecraft Server

friendship, Support, Understanding, Assistance, compromise

Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure like no other! Just like this friend who always needs help with her baby, we will keep you on your toes with unexpected challenges and tasks.

Imagine having to carry a crying baby around the server while trying to complete quests and build your empire. Will you be able to multitask like a pro or will you end up fainting from the stress?

But don’t worry, just like this friend’s husband who can easily afford to hire help, our server offers plenty of resources and support to help you succeed. And if all else fails, you can always hire a virtual nanny to take care of your in-game responsibilities.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft world. And remember, helping out should be fun, not feel like a chore!

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RoboFinger Minecraft Server

pleasure seeking, self pleasure, solo play, Minecraft, sexual satisfaction

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have robots that can help you with all your… uh, personal needs. Need a hand (or a robot hand) in the shower? We got you covered! Join our server and let the robots take care of you in ways you never imagined possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so… stimulating? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

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Mommy Kidnap Minecraft Server

intervention, Server, controversy, Marriage, Communication

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this family drama.

On our server, you’ll find more chaos than a house full of unruly dogs (sorry, mom). Build your own virtual world while dodging family feuds and unexpected hospital visits. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the drama unfold firsthand?

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual kidnapping accusations, family fights, and last-minute moves. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. So, are you ready to dive into the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us today and brace yourself for the unexpected!

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SisterSquad Minecraft Server

Support, RESPONSIBILITY, RELATIVES, Options, sister

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the most epic family feud of all time – Minecraft Edition!

Picture this: a sister, her husband, and their 3 kids are getting kicked out of their house by their own aunt. Why, you ask? Because they can’t pay rent on time! But wait, there’s more – another sister just lost custody of her child and now the Department of Family Services wants to place the child in her home. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for all the juicy family drama you could ever want. Will you choose to take in your nephew and kick out your sister and her family? Or will you let chaos reign and watch the drama unfold? The choice is yours on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous family feud in Minecraft history. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs!

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SurgeryCraft: NoCigs4Mom

Boundaries, Support, Decision making, Communication, smoking

Are you tired of dealing with cigarette smoke in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the air is always fresh and clean! No secondhand smoke here, just pure pixelated fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about buying cigarettes for your mom after her surgery. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling mobs with your friends. Who needs cigarettes when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you entertained?

Don’t be the asshole who buys cigarettes for their recovering mother, be the hero who saves the day in a virtual world where smoking is banned and adventure awaits around every corner. Join our server now and say goodbye to smoky smells and hello to a smoke-free gaming experience!

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GriefBlockerGF

Pregnant, Communication, Loss, GriefBlockerGF, Understanding

Are you tired of dealing with drama and stress in your real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Our server is a safe haven from the craziness of the real world, where you can build, explore, and have fun without any toxic relationships holding you back. Plus, we have a strict no griefing policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone ruining your creations (unlike certain boyfriends we know).

Join us now and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating the Ender Dragon. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

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