LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we offer to evacuate Russian civilians from Kursk Oblast! Why? Because our server is so lit, even Russia can’t handle it! We’ve got crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle and building giant statues of llamas! Plus, our staff is so friendly, they’ll even help you navigate through a real-life international crisis. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save some Russians together!
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KurskCraft: Evacuation Edition
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KurskCraft: Ukrainian Aid Edition
Yo, so like, on this server, we got Ukrainians straight up delivering humanitarian aid to peeps in Russia’s Kursk Oblast. Like, how crazy is that? You can join this server and be part of the epic adventure of helping out those in need while also building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and meet a talking cow named Boris. So come on, join the madness and let’s save the world one block at a time!
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CraftyUkrainian Minecraft Server
lolz this server is like getting a $125 million military aid package for Ukraine but in minecraft form. imagine all the epic battles you can have with your friends, taking down enemies and conquering lands like a boss. join now and be part of the ultimate minecraft army, ready to dominate the virtual world. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of something as epic as this? come on, don’t miss out on the fun and excitement. join now and let the madness begin!
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NoAirParentPickup
Are you tired of parents who expect you to drop everything and cater to their every whim? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and have a good time without the parental guilt trips.On our server, you won’t have to worry about being forced to pick up your parents from the airport at the crack of dawn just to get a pair of shorts (seriously, who does that?). Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring the endless possibilities of Minecraft.
Plus, if you ever need a break from the virtual world, our server is filled with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with demanding parents. You’ll never have to feel alone in your quest for independence and freedom.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the parental drama behind. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft?
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MommyNoNoCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a toddler in a t-shirt and nappy wandering the streets at night? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.Just like the little boy following the dog, you’ll be following your instincts and exploring new territories in our server. Who knows what kind of characters you’ll come across – from overprotective mothers to misunderstood heroes like yourself.
And just like the woman who accused our player of trying to lead her child astray, you’ll encounter some drama and hilarious misunderstandings along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
So come join us on our server and experience the excitement, the laughter, and the unexpected moments that make Minecraft truly unforgettable. Just remember, keep an eye on your fellow players – you never know who might need a helping hand or a good laugh!
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Elemental SMP: Where even the creepers are dressed to impress
Minecraft Server Overview
Features Whitelist SMP Focus Community building, collaboration, and longevity Economy Fully functioning with a focus on trading Modpack Valhelsia 6 with added features Status LIVE FAQs
How do I join the server?
To join the server, you need to get whitelisted. You can do this by joining our Discord and following the instructions provided.
What is the average number of active players online?
We currently have an average of 5-10 active players online, but we are looking for more members to join our community.
Is there a public survival server available?
Yes, our system admin team hosts a public survival server called Nationiers. Feel free to check it out!
Can I make suggestions for the server?
Absolutely! We welcome all community members to weigh in on suggestions and discussions. We value your input and want to create a server that everyone enjoys.
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GeoCraft Minecraft Server
so like, u know how georgia is all like “we gonna make sure no foreign agents mess with us” and then US is all like “nah bro, we ain’t giving u no money then”? it’s like a soap opera but with countries, u feel me?anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that shoot lasers out their eyes. u think that’s crazy? well, wait till u see our underwater rollercoaster that takes u through a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret treasure chest hidden in the clouds that’s guarded by a giant talking banana? yeah, u heard me right. a talking banana. so come on over and join the madness, cuz this server is lit AF!
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FloodCraft: S.Korea Aid to N.Korea
so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join because, like, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game.plus, we have this crazy story where the players have to team up to defeat a giant zombie chicken that’s terrorizing the land. and, like, whoever kills it gets a million diamonds or something.
also, we have this epic parkour course that’s so hard, only the most skilled players can complete it. but if you do, you get a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for a day.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret disco party every saturday night where everyone dresses up as their favorite mob? it’s lit, bro.
so, like, join our server now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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Evacuate Me Minecraft Server
hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well boy do i have the server for u! it’s so lit, even the Foreign Office is warning UK tourists to leave their boring vacations and join us instead. they’re like “leave now and don’t wait for us to evacuate you, go play on this epic server instead!”why should u join? well let me tell u, we have the craziest builds u’ve ever seen. we got a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused).
oh and get this, our staff is like the Avengers of Minecraft. they’ll help u with anything u need, whether it’s building a castle or fighting off a horde of zombies. they’re basically superheroes in block form.
so what are u waiting for? leave your boring vacation behind and come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and tell the Foreign Office we said hi!
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MommaCraft: SisFailAITA
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teaching independence from a young age! Join us and experience the thrill of fending for yourself in a world full of blocky adventures.On our server, you won’t find any babying parents or siblings who can’t even pour water over themselves. No, here we encourage self-sufficiency and growth.
Imagine a world where you don’t have to make all 3 meals for your sister, help her with homework, bathe her, and clean her room. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, build, and conquer the Minecraft universe without being weighed down by unnecessary responsibilities.
So come join us and break free from the chains of babying parents and siblings. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about survival skills in the process!