Assistance MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

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layover travel, support social, friendship date, networking, stranded

Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a team of matchmakers ready to help you find your in-game soulmate! Need help planning a romantic date? We got you covered! From building a heart-shaped castle to organizing a surprise fireworks display, our team will make sure your date is as epic as a creeper explosion.

Join now and let us help you find love in the world of blocks and pixels. Who knows, you might even end up with a Minecraft wedding complete with diamond ring and enchanted golden apples! Don’t miss out on the chance to find your player 2 on our server. Join today and let the love (and chaos) begin!

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Quick Question Minecraft SMP

gambling, how-to, smp, Minecraft, step by step

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is a wild ride of chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of betting your diamonds on epic PvP battles, where winners take all and losers cry in shame. Our server is so unpredictable that even the freeplay option on Betonline will leave you scratching your head in confusion. But hey, who needs rules when you have the thrill of the unknown?

So come join us and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time. Just don’t blame us if you end up losing all your loot in a crazy bet gone wrong. It’s all part of the fun, right?

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Hello? Based Department? Hello? Minecraft SMP

smp, hello beautiful, hello sunshine, hello goodbye, customer service

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the cows are actually secret agents and the creepers throw surprise birthday parties instead of blowing up your house.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the hidden disco party cave where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are surprisingly good at karaoke.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

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Help an AI Beat Minecraft

PvP, Server, Tools, Survival, Community

Join the server to help/hurt a Minecraft AI that’s only goal is to beat the game! Livestreamed on my Youtube! Be seen on stream! Custom commands ingame! Tools like /kit!

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The Block Party Minecraft Server

query, Help, inquiry, ANONYMOUS, Problem

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs can fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, it’s a weather effect we added).

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller” or a skeleton doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things tend to get a little wacky around here.

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The Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, forum, Assistance, Minecraft, Community

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon has a stand-up comedy routine that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where zombie villagers bust out their best dance moves, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to ride a chicken like a majestic steed.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

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The Normie’s Minecraft Server

tags, Artificial Intelligence, 30 seconds, Server, Experiencing

Are you tired of being a normie in Minecraft, constantly getting rejected by villagers and creepers alike? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most average normie can experience 30 whole seconds of inceldom! That’s right, you’ll have mobs running away from you in terror, villagers begging for your attention, and creepers lining up to explode just for you. Join now and experience the ultimate power trip in Minecraft like never before! Who needs diamonds when you have the adoration of every pixelated creature in the game? Join us and unleash your inner incel today!

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“The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP

machine learning, virtual assistant, Language Model, Automation, Assistance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience thrilling adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.

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Based Peter Minecraft SMP

keywords, long tail, Tools, smp, nlp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

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UkraineCraft: Orbán’s Aid Mess-Up

united states, trump, political interference, investigation, Support

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. we got Orbán, yeah, the dude who’s all like, “i’m gonna mess with Ukraine aid to help Trump,” but don’t worry, he’s just here to build some epic castles and stuff. like, imagine a castle made out of gold blocks and diamond doors, that’s what Orbán is gonna build.

and we got all these insane stories happening on the server, like one time, a creeper tried to run for president but got blown up by a bunch of angry villagers. and then there was this epic battle between a bunch of chickens and a herd of cows over who gets to rule the server. it was like, total chaos, but so much fun.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s like a real-life adventure movie down there. you gotta watch out for the lava pits and the zombie hordes, but if you make it through, you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds.

so, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there, come join us. Orbán and his crazy antics are waiting for you to join the fun!

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