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SwissCraft Minecraft Server
lol dis minecraft server is like switzerland givin ukraine a fat stack of US$1.7 billion for restorashun in just 4 years! imagine all da epic builds u can make with dat kinda cash flow, like u can build a diamond castle or a gold mansion or even a redstone rollercoaster dat goes all da way to da moon! plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u get a secret cheat code dat gives u unlimted diamonds and emeralds! so come join us now and get ready to flex ur building skills like never before! -
CraftyArmenia Minecraft Server
OMG GUYS, u gotta join dis server, it’s like getting $250 Million USD worth of aid from USAid but in MINECRAFT!!! like, u can build ur own village and pretend u r the president of Armenia and u gotta use all da aid money to make ur village da best in da server!!! u can build golden houses and diamond roads and even have a pet llama named USAid!!! come join now and live out ur wildest aid fantasies in Minecraft!!! #blessed #minecraftaidmoney -
Schoolyard Exodus
Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale that will make you want to log in immediately.Once upon a time, in a land not so far away, there was a Minecraft server where the craziest adventures awaited. Picture this: a special ed child named Lacey, who was actually a teenager, causing chaos and mayhem in a classroom full of unsuspecting students. She would scream, hit everyone, and even poop and pee right in front of everyone without a care in the world. The poor teacher was at her wit’s end, and the other parents were in an uproar.
But fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from such madness! Join us and escape the drama of real life, where you can build, explore, and have a jolly good time without any poop-related incidents. Plus, who knows what other outrageous adventures await you in our virtual world?
So come on, don’t be a Lacey, join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in our pixelated paradise?
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GazaGrubHub
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA FOOD U NEED, NO HUNGER HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND FUN TIMES. WE GOT SO MUCH FOOD, EVEN GAZA AID IS LIKE “YUP, THEY GOOD.” COME JOIN US AND FEAST LIKE A BLOCKY KING. NO HUNGER, JUST LOLZ. -
MineGenshin – Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is lit like a fireball! Join us and witness the forging of a new name in flames, just like in our Ignition Teaser video. Need a hand navigating through our server? Don’t worry, our Natlan Preview Teaser will guide you through with a helping hand…literally! Version 4.8 “Summertide Scales and Tales” is here, bringing you epic adventures and stories that will make your jaw drop. Our current character banner features Sigewinne, Furina, Gaming, Rosaria, and Noelle – the dream team you never knew you needed. And don’t even get us started on our weapon banner with the Silvershower Heartstrings and Splendor of Tranquil Waters – weapons so powerful, they’ll make you question reality. Daily check-in rewards? Permanent. Redeemable codes? We’ve got them all, including the exclusive IMPACT and FATIX8X9R149 codes that will blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft like you’ve never seen before! -
BlockbusterCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server was inspired by the greatest movie of all time – Sharknado! That’s right, imagine a world where sharks rain from the sky and you have to build shelter to survive. Join our server for a truly unique and jaw-dropping experience. Who needs boring old inspiration when you can have flying sharks in Minecraft? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Sharknado apocalypse! -
CraftyTimeTravelers
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your wildest dreams!Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s not even causing any trouble (for now).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players saddle up on dragons and race through obstacle courses while dodging fireballs and TNT cannons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights that will make even Notch jealous.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Your future self will thank you for it!
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CholinergicCraft
Visual hallucinations, cognitive impairment, CholinergicCraft, brain disorders, cholinergic deficiencycome join dis crazy minecraft server where u can experience visual hallucinations just like in Parkinson’s disease!! but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun cuz it’s linked to cholinergic deficiency in da game! u can see things dat aren’t really there and have a wild time exploring da virtual world. trust me, it’s a trip u won’t wanna miss out on! so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some mind-bending adventures on dis server like no other. join now and let the craziness begin! -
MineCart Minecraft Server
We are Vanilla Survival with kind and helpful players of our server!
Without privacy, privileges and with good moderation!
In our vanilla world of MineCart, unforgettable adventures and emotions await you! Join our friendly community, where together we build structures, develop the economy and go on exciting adventures!
Thanks to the internal voice chat, you will be able to communicate with Friends/Players in real time, sharing unforgettable impressions. There is no place for bad moderation on our server, only pure vanilla pleasure, which will make your adventures in the world of MineCart truly unforgettable!
If you are griefed, the Administrators will immediately respond to you and roll back all the actions of the offender, and your items and buildings will be returned!
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