ASSISTA Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HighSchoolGrad2MinecraftSMP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Votes:	2966	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	7

Are you tired of the real world and ready to escape to a land of blocky adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, epic builds, and unexpected alliances.

Picture this: you’re just a humble high school graduate looking for your next big adventure. You stumble upon our server and are immediately greeted by a talking llama who offers to show you around. Little did you know, this llama is actually a secret agent working for the infamous Ender Dragon, who is plotting to take over the server and needs your help to stop them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have a knack for causing chaos. One time, they stole all the diamonds from the local mine and built a giant statue of themselves in the town square. Who knows what they’ll do next?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you team up with a talking llama, thwart the plans of an evil dragon, and try to keep a group of rowdy villagers in check all in one day? It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

ColorCraft – Because it’s not just black and white!

Black, color association, color choice, color meaning, color perception, color preference, color preference reasons, color psychology, color psychology explanation, color significance, color symbolism, color symbolism explanation, color theory, ColorCraft, favorite color, favorite color explanation, personal preference, White, why

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	786	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a gray sheep? Well, look no further because our server is the rainbow unicorn of Minecraft servers!

Join us and you’ll be able to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with diamond swords, and even have a pet creeper that tells hilarious jokes (just make sure not to laugh too hard or it might explode)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Colorful Caves, where each cave is themed after a different color. Explore the Red Ruby Cave, the Blueberry Blast Cave, and even the Glittery Gold Cave where you can mine for treasure that’s shinier than a disco ball!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your imagination run wilder than a pack of wild wolves on a sugar rush!

CraftyChina Minecraft Server

China, CraftyChina, digital deception, Disinformation, fake news, foreign affairs, global game, government tactics, influence, information control, information warfare, information warfare tactics, internet manipulation, media manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, online propaganda, political influence, political strategy, Propaganda, Server, social media manipulation

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Towns Built:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

LOL OMG dis server is like the China of Minecraft servers, except instead of fake news we got fake blocks! Join us for the most epic trolling experience of your life, where you can trick your friends into thinking they’re building with diamond blocks when really it’s just dirt painted blue! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server and only communicate through interpretive dance. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Hezblock Penetration: Nasrallah’s Demise

Assassination, Conflict, demise, Espionage, HezBlock, hezbollah, Infiltration, intelligence, investigation, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Mossad, Nasrallah, Nasrallahs, Operation, PENETRATION, Politics, resistance, SECURITY, strategy, Target, Terrorism

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	245	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Mines Excavated:	1227

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the Nasrallah of all servers, deep like Israel’s penetration of Hezbollah (whatever that means). we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers twerkin’. u ain’t gonna find a server like this anywhere else, trust me. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u unlock the power to control time and space. so come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

RLFactions: The Lost Season where PVP is just a fancy way of saying ‘accidental teamkill’

Accidental, Base Defense, building, challenge, competitive environment, dragons, Dungeon, EXCITEMENT, faction warfare, Factions, Fancy, Lost, Minecraft, modded elements, modded server, PvP, Rlcraft, RLFactions, Season, Strategizing, Survival, teamkill, Tough survival, WARFARE

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Server Name	RLFactions
Season	Season 1
Website	Discord Server

Overview:

RLFactions season 1 offers a heavily modded factions server experience, combining elements of RLCraft survival challenges with strategic faction-based gameplay. Players can immerse themselves in a competitive environment where survival, building, and strategizing are crucial for success.

FAQ:

Q: What mods are included in the server?

A: The server includes a variety of mods from RLCraft and other survival-focused mods to enhance gameplay.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: Yes, PvP is enabled to allow for faction warfare and competition among players.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, you can connect using the server IP provided and join the Discord server for updates and announcements.

Q: Are there specific rules for gameplay on the server?

A: Yes, there are specific rules outlined on the Discord server to ensure fair gameplay and to maintain a positive community environment.

Q: Can I play solo on the server or do I need to join a faction?

A: While playing solo is possible, joining a faction is recommended to enhance gameplay and participate in faction warfare.

Israels Fun Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, Fun, gaza, Government, History, international relations, Israel, Israeli, Israels, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, palestine, Peace, Politics, SECURITY, Server, territorial dispute, Victory, War, West Bank, Won

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, Israel has won! That’s right, we’ve created a world where the sheep are trained in combat, the pigs can fly, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug.

Join us for epic battles against giant matzah monsters, explore the mystical land of hummus caves, and even participate in the annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the zombies do the thriller dance. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a chicken for 10 minutes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience a world where anything is possible, even Israel winning in Minecraft!

Goth Club Shooter Minecraft SMP

alternative culture, anger, autist, club, deranged individuals, discrimination, extremism, fear, GOTH, goth club, grudge, hate crimes, marginalized communities, mass shooting, mental health, Minecraft, Safety, Shooter, Shooting, smp, Social Issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	172	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing getting shot up is creepers and skeletons! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Ever wanted to see a goth club in Minecraft? Well, we’ve got one and it’s the hottest spot in town! But don’t worry, no one’s getting shot up here – just some friendly zombie dance parties.

Our server is like no other, with players who are as deranged as they are hilarious. You never know what kind of autist with a grudge against alternative people you’ll meet next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? See you in the game, where the only thing getting shot up is your arrow skills!

NostalgicGamer Minecraft SMP

Beloved, Childhood, childhood memories, classic, console, Favorite, Gaming, gaming industry, long tail tags, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, NostalgicGamer, old school, Reimagined, remake, remake wishlist, Retro, smp, Throwback, updated graphics, video games, vintage

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9868	Villages Defended:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Remember that game you used to play as a kid that you wish they would remake? Well, imagine if that game was Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and unleashed a horde of zombie pigmen upon them. It was chaos, but also kinda fun.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the nostalgia of your favorite childhood game, but with a hilarious twist. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BlockBinge

addiction, addiction counseling, addiction recovery, addiction treatment, addictive behaviors, addictive personality, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, coping mechanisms, cravings, dependency, habits, intervention, mental health, Obsession, relapse prevention, self-control, substance abuse, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Are you addicted to building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you can’t resist creating a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere? Whatever your addiction may be, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let your creativity run wild!

Join us and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination. Our server is home to the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with enchanted swords. You’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you around every corner!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your addiction to Minecraft reach new heights of insanity!

Theater. Minecraft server

building, city, Currency, Discord, Events, law, Minecraft, MINISTERS, No Private, Pirate, Points, president, Ranking, Resources, Roleplay, rp, Server, streaming, Survival, TEAM, Teams, Theater, Videos, Whitelist

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

OPENING SEPTEMBER 29, 2024

Join our discord server

Server ideaPlayers are divided into 4 teams. Everyone lives in the same city, but each team builds its own area. Players receive server currency (Importance Points) when they complete various tasks: extracting resources, building beautiful buildings, streaming, shooting videos, creating and participating in events, and much more.

The server is based on the idea of a RP with its presidents, ministers, and cities. However, the server does not focus on playing RP: whether to RP or not is everyone’s choice

Significance points have two meanings:1. Server currency. For Significance Points, you can buy not only resources from other players, but also, for example, repeal a law, buy a player for your team, or advertise on the official server account.2. Place in the ranking among other players. When a player buys something with them, they are subtracted from his rating and added to the seller’s rating. The total points of a team’s players is the team’s place in the ranking among the other three teams. Therefore, by your actions you can raise your rating and the team’s rating, as well as lower them. The position in the ranking determines who will be president, the players of which team are chosen as ministers, and the like.

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