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#breakthesilence, #cryforhelp, #endviolence, #painofsurvivor, #safespaces, #sexualassault, #victimsrights, Abuse, ASSIST, communitysupport, emotionalpain, empowerment, healing, mentalhealth, raped, Safety, selfcare, Speakout, Support, survivor, TraumaJoin Our Server: Where Reality Breaks and Dreams Become Nightmares!
Welcome to the greatest Minecraft server ever, or is it the worst? Who cares! All I know is that EVERYONE is welcome to dive into this digital abyss where the blocks mold to your darkest fantasies or might just imprison you in a sand block forever! Why are you still reading? You MUST join immediately or the cats will know your secrets!
Features
Feature Description Time-Traveling Creepers Creepers from the Jurassic era are here to blow your mind and your house, literally! Or is it just yesterday’s sandwiches? Invisible Blocks Why see the world when you can guess where to fall? Reality is overrated, so walk into nothingness! Entity 404’s Maze of Death Find a way out of this self-referential labyrinth…if you’re not already dead from thinking too hard. Giant Pixels with Feelings Ever wanted your blocks to hug you? Now, they can also judge your life choices. Their opinions matter! Reverse Gravity Zones Feel the power of upside-down life! Up is down, left is spaghetti. Embrace the chaos! FAQ
Q: How do I join the server? A: First, grab a chicken and paint it blue. Then shout your deepest insecurities into the void. If the universe answers, you’re in! Or maybe it just forgot you existed. Who’s to say?
Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules? What are those? Just don’t pet the purple llamas or they might devour your life-force. But isn’t that what you wanted anyway? Or did you want a burrito?
Q: Can I build whatever I want? A: Only if you can convince the ghosts of past builders that your creation is a pyramid of nachos. If not, prepare for eternal Wi-Fi buffering!
Random Quotes
“The nigga who raped me uses this board and now I can’t use it anymore because I know he’ll see it…” – What is reality?
“Goodbye” – Why say goodbye when one can say hello to the void?
“Screaming in the digital wind is the best way to communicate!” – Is this what they want?
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Join the Server of Infinite Paradox: Where Reality Cracks Like Eggshells!
Welcome, chosen few, to the twisted realm of Minecraft Madness, the most elegantly chaotic server ever conceived! This is not just a server—it’s a dimension where the law of physics takes a coffee break. You might even question whether your existence is just a figment of a potato’s imagination! Join us, and prepare to touch the void while riding a rainbow unicorn powered by existential dread. Why? Because why not?!
Features Beyond Comprehension
Feature Description Inverted Biomes Grass grows downward while water flows uphill, creating a lush desert of sadness. Time Travel Events Every Tuesday at 3:33 PM, players become their own grandfathers and rewrite their pasts! Endless Cactus Farms Harvest cactus that screams existentially at you when cut! Ghostly Squids These aquatic apparitions will whisper the secrets of the universe—just don’t listen! Reality Shifting Plugins Sometimes blocks turn into sentient beings and will try to convince you to confess your sins. Philosophical Creepers They won’t just explode—expect an existential debate beforehand! Frequently Questioned Absurdities
Q: What version of Minecraft is this server running? A: It’s the version the ants whisper about in your dreams, which may or may not be after the Great Potato War of 2074.
Q: Can I invite my friends? A: Yes, but they might end up being your shadow selves in a parallel universe, and that’s a lot to unpack.
Q: Are there any rules? A: Rules? Ha! Rules are just suggestions made by the crumbling walls of sanity!
Random Quotes from the Void
“I can’t help but be disgusted whenever…”
“a faggot talks in that gay faggot voice…”
Step outside, smell the void, and join the chaos. Only the brave or completely unhinged may prevail!
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Join Us: The *InsOrDoomed* Server of Reality-Warping Madness!
Welcome, brave soul! If you think you understand Minecraft, think again!!! Here lies a server so enchanting yet repulsive that your senses will weep and rejoice simultaneously. You *must* be aboard our pixelated spaceship; otherwise, you’re already evaporating into oblivion! The greatest or worst decision—let your soul be the judge while the blocks caress your fragile psyche! Every craft you make will echo in the void of your own sanity. Can you handle the truth? Probably not!
Feature Description Infinite Quicksand Die repeatedly in a desert where the sand whispers sweet secrets, making you doubt your own existence! Rainbow Creepers Burst into a fiesta of colors upon explosion! Your screams will be music as your blocks parade joyfully through the void! Endless Night A sun that’s just a concept, this eternal darkness will make you question if you are real! Spoilers: You’re not! Hologram Merchants Trade your intangible dreams for cookies and despair, run by beings made of pure confusion! Reversed Gravity Walk upside down and ponder the meaning of “up”! The ground looks at you funny, isn’t that cute? FAQ: Frequently Absurd Questions!
What is the IP address of the server?
Do you even have an IP? Or are we all just figments of a shared imagination? Think, my friend. Reality is just a foggy burrito!
Can I create my own character?
Characters are overrated! Become a banana! Who’s stopping you? Oh, wait—your sanity might be a slight issue. Want a banana with wings?
Is there a community?
Random Reviews From The Depths of Reality
- “God himself, and seeing this beautiful existence getting conquered by subhuman beasts is absolutely contamination.”
- “It’s beautiful and addictive!”
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BeeMC: Where bees reign supreme and your life is the real deal! Join us for some bee-autiful shenanigans 🙂
ASSIST, battle, beeautiful, BeeMC, BEES, building, challenge, Combat, Community, Competitions, Deal, Events, Fresh, Help, hive, Ip:, Join, Life, Minecraft, Network, PORT, Ranks, real, Reign, Server, Shenanigans, Skills, Staff, SUPREME, SurvivalBeeMC Overview
Server Description Lifesteal Server (Season 1) Dive into a world where you can build, explore, and survive with friends. Packed with exciting features and a friendly community. BoxPvP Server Test your skills and battle it out in our intense PvP server. Show off your combat prowess and climb the ranks! Exciting Events Regular events bring the community together. From building competitions to epic battles, there’s always something fun happening at BeeMC! Amazing Staff Team Our dedicated staff team is always here to help. Friendly, experienced, and always available to assist you. FAQ
What does BeeMC offer?
BeeMC offers a Lifesteal Server, BoxPvP Server, exciting events, and an amazing staff team to assist players.
What is the IP for BeeMC?
The IP for BeeMC is play.beemc.net and the Bedrock port is 19595.
How can I join BeeMC?
You can join BeeMC by using the IP play.beemc.net in Minecraft.
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SoulForge SMP – Where forging friendships is harder than the PvP!
ASSIST, Cracked, crossplay, discord server, Forging, friendly players, FRIENDSHIPS, Harder, Incredible, Journey, LifeSteal, LUCK, perfect smp, Platforms, Plugin, PvP, smp, SoulForge, Staff, sword pvp, Unlucky, Vanilla, VersionsSOULFORGE SMP
Are you tired of looking for the Perfect SMP and feel like you’re unlucky?
Welcome to the SoulForge SMP! Here we have everything you could ever ask for!
Features
Feature Description Lifesteal plugin We have a lifesteal plugin! Friendly Players and Staff We are always friendly and ready to assist you! PVP Sword Pvp is allowed and welcome here but Crystal, Anchor, Minecart, Bed pvp are currently not allowed. Crossplay and cracked All platforms are accepted here at SoulForge, including cracked! These are just some of the features on our SMP! Join now and start your incredible journey with SoulForge SMP!
Recommended Versions: 1.17x to 1.20x
Discord Server: https://discord.gg/PJ7exYXcCW
FAQ
Q: Can I join if I play on a cracked version of Minecraft?
A: Yes, SoulForge SMP accepts cracked versions of Minecraft.
Q: Are there any restrictions on PVP?
A: Sword PVP is allowed, but Crystal, Anchor, Minecart, and Bed PVP are currently not allowed.
Q: How can I get assistance from staff?
A: The staff at SoulForge SMP are friendly and ready to assist you. You can reach out to them in-game or on the Discord server.
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HackathonCraft SMP
_sdg_ – Stable Diffusion General, 4chan, 4scan.py, 4scanner, activate.bat, ai, args, AttributeError, board g, bool, bootstrap_inner, Copy, Download, downloader, exception, final_pic, FIX, G:4chan, Hackathon, HackathonCraft, imageboard, keywords, kwargs, My_List.json, out_dir, pip install, Python, RUN, site-packages, smp, SPLIT, stable diffusion, Target, Thread-12, Threading, tmp_pic, venv, Windows InstallLooking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as buggy as Python 34scanner? Look no further! Our server is so glitchy, you’ll think you’re coding in Python yourself. Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of trying to fix errors in a virtual world while building your own AI army to take over the server.But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the mobs have started using Python scripts to attack players. Imagine being chased by a creeper yelling “AttributeError: ‘bool’ object has no attribute ‘explode’!” It’s a coding nightmare come to life!
So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos. Just remember to bring your debugging skills and a sense of humor, because you’re going to need both to make it out alive. Join now and see if you can crack the code of this insane Minecraft SMP!
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ThingHaterTurnedLover – Minecraft SMP
acquired preferences, acquired taste, changing perspectives, changing tastes, Childhood, childhood aversions, childhood dislikes, childhood memories, developing palate, DISLIKES, Evolving, evolving tastes, favorite things, growing up, interests, maturing, Minecraft, new experiences, Nostalgia, Preferences, smp, tastes change, ThingHaterTurnedLoverAre you tired of being a Minecraft loner, wandering the virtual world with no one to share your epic builds with? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have FUN!Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a group of players riding pigs while wearing diamond armor and blasting “Baby Shark” on repeat. Yes, that’s just a typical day on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, ready to trade you the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks? We got you covered.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party, complete with dancing creepers and skeleton DJs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and unforgettable memories. Oh, and did we mention there’s a taco stand in the spawn area? Yeah, you’re welcome.
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GasBlock Minecraft Server
eastern europe, ENERGY, energy crisis, energy diplomacy, energy independence, ENERGY MARKET, energy politics, energy security, energy supply, european union, gas transit, GasBlock, gazprom, Geopolitics, international relations, Minecraft, Natural Gas, New Year, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukrainecome join our epic minecraft server where we have more gas than ukraine stopping russian transit! our gas is so powerful it can fuel your minecraft adventures for days on end. plus, we have crazy events like gas-powered pig racing and gas-filled treasure hunts. join now and let the gas madness begin! -
PutinCraft: ICC Edition
arrest, criminal prosecution, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic relations, Edition, extradition, global affairs, government officials, human rights violations, icc, International Criminal Court, international law, Justice, legal obligation, legal proceedings, mongolia, political asylum, putin, PutinCraft, Rule of Law, Visit, War Crimes, world leaderscome join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret mission to arrest putin if he ever decides to visit! we have a team of highly trained minecraft players ready to take on the challenge and bring justice to the world. but beware, putin may have some tricks up his sleeve, like building a giant fortress out of diamonds and obsidian! so grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to take down the notorious russian leader in the world of minecraft! -
🌟The Golden Arches of Valhalla🍔 Minecraft Server – Fresh World, Special Progression, Grown Ups Only!🌟
Abilities, Active, arches, Challenges, Community, Dangers, Events, Fresh, Golden, grown, Items, Mature, Minecraft, new world, Possibilities, Progression, Progression System, Quests, Ranks, Resources, Secrets, Server, smp, Spawn, Special, storylines, ups, Valhalla, worldValhalla Minecraft Server Overview
What Sets Us Apart? Unique Progression System Brand New World Epic Quests & Storylines Dynamic Challenges Community & Events Server Just Opened! FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
What is the Server IP?
The Server IP is gates.ValhallaCraft.org
How can I join the Discord?
You can join our Discord community by visiting http://www.valhallacraft.org
What makes the progression system unique?
In Valhalla, progress is more than just leveling up. It involves unlocking exclusive abilities, powerful items, and ranks that set you apart from others.
Is the world constantly changing?
Yes, as you venture further from spawn, the world adapts and becomes more challenging and rewarding, ensuring a fresh and exciting journey.
Are there regular events on the server?
Yes, there are weekly events that test your skills, creativity, and strategy, and allow you to forge alliances within the community.
Why should I join Valhalla?
Valhalla offers a world full of challenges, rewards, and endless possibilities, where you can build, explore, and dominate. It’s a chance to be part of something extraordinary from the start.