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CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Angler company, buddy, Bugcatcapoo, BuyingTrack, CASTELA, Chewie, comfy, CraftyMaple, Epic dungeon, Go West, GOOGLE, HYPERION, ign, Kiss my sister, kms, kronos, maplestory, Minecraft, official servers, patch notes, private servers, royals, Scanian, Server, Sex edition, solis, update

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2545
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9283
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Villages Defended:	17
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
New Chunks Explored:	651924	Magic Items Found:	7185

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Sex Edition! Why join? Because on our server, every block you break will make your character do a sexy dance. And every time you defeat a mob, they will drop heart-shaped items that will make you irresistible to other players.

Forget about those other servers, join us for a wild and crazy time. We have special events like the Kiss My Sister challenge, where you have to find your sister in the game and give her a big smooch. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

But that’s not all, we also have exclusive content like the Epic Dungeon Angler Company, where you have to fish for rare items while fighting off hordes of monsters. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a hidden treasure map that leads to a secret island filled with diamonds and gold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride. And remember, on our server, everyone is spread out but if you post your IGN, someone will come give you a big ol’ kiss. So come on in and let the fun begin!

SuckCraft SMP – “This board sucks, and everyone who regularly browses it is a Creeper”

Board, board sucks, browses, creeper, cyberbullying, Digital culture, disrespectful behavior., everyone, fucking moron, internet culture, internet forum, keyboard warriors, lack of moderation, negative opinions, online behavior, Online Community, online harassment, Regularly, regularly browses, rude comments, smp, social media, SuckCraft, SUCKS, toxic environment, trolling, unhealthy discussions

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	509
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with plebs and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to be surrounded by absolute legends and Minecraft gods.

Join our server if you want to mine diamonds with a pack of wild wolves by your side, battle giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and build a house made entirely out of enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle, and the Nether is filled with hot tubs and disco parties.

So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be living it up in a world where the grass is made of emeralds and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

BoyfriendTracker69

Accountability, Boundaries, Boyfriend, boyfriend’s friends, BoyfriendTracker69, calling to check, checking in, Communication, Conflict Resolution, controlling behavior, drinking and driving, Driving, Expectations, hanging out, Honesty, Insecurity, late night plans, misunderstandings, relationship dynamics, Respect, trust issues

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	818	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with a boyfriend who can’t stick to his word? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns just like this story!

We promise that our server will keep you on your toes just like this girlfriend who had to deal with her boyfriend’s shenanigans. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual boyfriend who actually knows how to communicate properly!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like this boyfriend who thought he could get away with lying about being on his way home. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RegretBlockz

bad decision, consequences, do-over, error, forgiveness, Guilt, hindsight, lesson learned, mistake, moving on, never again, past actions, personal growth, Redemption, regret, RegretBlockz, second chance, self improvement, self reflection, shame, wish

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Remember that time you accidentally punched a llama in Minecraft and then all the llamas in the game started chasing you? Yeah, that was a wild ride. But hey, if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about llama revenge again! Our server is llama-free guaranteed, so you can mine and build in peace without any spit flying your way. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground llama dance party that only the bravest players can find. So come on, join us and let’s llama-geddon together!

BritCraft: Wagner’s Woes

#intelligence agency, BritCraft, British Intelligence, conflict zones, decreased, eastern europe, Espionage, geopolitical tensions, Kremlin, Mercenaries, MIDDLE EAST, Military Contractors, Military operations, past year, personnel, Private Military Company, russia, security forces, Surveillance, tenfold, Wagner Group, Wagners, woes

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Void Armor Forged:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have british intelligence keeping an eye on everything! they say the number of wagner group personnel has decreased tenfold over the past year, but who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in our server! plus, our admins are actually trained spies so you know you’re in good hands. join now for a spy-tacular time!

QuantumCraft: Consciousness Test

Brain, Consciousness, experiments, Hypothesis, investigation, Mind, Phenomenon, Quantum, Quantum Consciousness, quantum experiments, Quantum Mechanics, quantum research, Quantum Test, quantum theory, quantum weirdness, QuantumCraft, research, Science, study, test, Weirdness

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like quantum weirdness? well then u gotta join dis server, cuz we doin some crazy experiments up in here! we tryna see if consciousness comes from quantum stuff, like whoa dude, mind blown!

u wanna be part of dis mind-bending journey? come join us and see for urself! we got scientists, we got philosophers, we even got aliens (jk, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da most mind-blowing minecraft server ever! who knows, u might even unlock da secrets of da universe while u building ur epic castle. let’s get weird, let’s get quantum, let’s get minecraftin’!

The Imperfectum SMP: Slightly Derpy, Kinda Funky, Still Friendly, Definitely Not Perfect, but Perfectum-Like

Application Process, armor stand improvements, authentic, building, Datapacks, derpy, Discord, Farms, Friendly, Funky, gaming experience, Imperfectum, kinda, Lag, Mature, Minecraft, perfect, PerfectumLike, Performance, player head drops, Plugins, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skilled, slightly, smp, Strict, suggestion channel, Survival, Unique, Vanilla Gameplay, VOICE

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Farms Harvested:	666

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Minimum Age	15+
Plugins	Selected for performance enhancement and reduced lag
Features	Dedicated moderators, Discord-based application process, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration, and a thriving community

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining our Discord Server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?

A: Yes, the minimum age requirement is 15 years old.

Q: What kind of players is the Perfectum SMP for?

A: This server is designed for skilled and unique Minecraft players who excel in building, redstone, farms, etc.

Q: How long does it take to receive a response to my application?

A: We guarantee to respond to applications within a week of submission.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers player head drops, armor stand improvements, regularly planned events, a suggestion channel, BlueMap integration, and more.

WarCraft1812 Minecraft Server

50 dollars, Chocolate milk, college, cranberry seeds, cubbyhole, Dishwasher, fat ladies, government sanctioned, granny panty lining, island hopping, loafers, long tail, Minecraft, nice talk, oak wood, peanut butter vs jelly, raft, Recess, Server, tailor-made, uncle, war of 1812, WarCraft1812

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	144	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Divine Spears Created:	28	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the battles are as epic as the war of 1812…or the peanut butter vs jelly showdown, depending on who you ask! Join us and you might just score some cranberry seeds from my uncle, who once sailed the high seas on a raft made for two fat ladies (complete with granny panty lining, of course).

But that’s not all – on our server, oak wood is a mystery that can only be unlocked with a $50 donation…or maybe just a friendly chat with our resident loafers expert who stores his shoes in a government-sanctioned cubbyhole (definitely not the dishwasher, though).

So come on down and join the madness – we don’t have recess chocolate milk, but we do have plenty of laughs and adventures waiting for you!

UnoButtonCreature Minecraft SMP

2017, boards, controversy, Creatures, dating back, discussion, forum, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, Nuking, Online Community, Opinions, picrelated, slow boards, smp, social media, Thoughts, Threads, trolling, uno button, UnoButtonCreature, viral phenomenon

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6846
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Votes:	7968	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: a group of mischievous creatures running amok, causing mayhem and pressing buttons that result in nuking entire boards. Yes, you heard that right. These creatures are so unpredictable that you never know what they’ll do next.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to witness these insane events firsthand. Who knows, you might even become friends with one of these crazy creatures and join them in their antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, it’s worth it.

MomzillaRescueMission

AITAH, alzheimer’s, aps, Attention, caregiving, Complaints, Conflict, dementia, drama queen, Elderly, ENERGY, husband, INCONVENIENCE, mom, MomzillaRescueMission, MONEY, Moving in, not working, parents, patience, Siblings

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3198	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama queens and family feuds in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

On our server, you can escape the chaos of caring for elderly parents and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual empire. No need to worry about APS showing up at your door because someone complained about your building skills – here, you’re free to create whatever your heart desires.

And if you’re worried about your mother-in-law moving in and causing trouble, fear not! On our server, she can’t complain about your housekeeping or lack of attention – she’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs family squabbles when you can have a blast building and exploring in the world of Minecraft?