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WeddingCraftUber

Apology, assigned tables, bachelor party, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, disability, Drama, elope, exclusion, friendship, Marriage, misunderstanding, reception, relationships, seating, Support, Uber, Wedding, WeddingCraftUber

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Divine Spears Created:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchantments Applied:	298
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mines Excavated:	3468

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Blocky Love Minecraft Server

blocky, breaking barriers, Cultural differences, dating challenges, dating outside your race, dating preferences, Diversity, interracial dating, Interracial Relationships, love, Minecraft, mixed race couples, Open-mindedness, Personal preferences, Race, racial dynamics, relationships, romantic connections, Server, social norms, societal expectations, Stereotypes, white men

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7749
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Chimeras Created:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our server and find your Minecraft soulmate! We have a whole village of eligible white men just waiting to build a blocky future with you. From crafting romantic dinners to building pixelated love nests, our server is the perfect place to find love in a cubic world. So come on, don’t be square – join us and start swiping right on those white men today!

JustedCraft Minecraft Server

getting justed, JUSTed, JustedCraft, Minecraft, Server, still getting justed, who here

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Are you tired of getting “justed” on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, getting “justed” is a thing of the past! Join us and experience a world where getting “justed” is just a myth, like unicorns or responsible creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. Rumor has it he even hosts weekly dance parties at his haunted mansion.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. They throw the wildest parties and always welcome new players to join in on the fun. Just be sure to bring your best dance moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to getting “justed” forever. Who needs diamonds when you have llamas and Herobrine throwing dance parties?

ParentalRage Minecraft Server

aita, Chores, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, help with chores, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, legal drinking age, living with aunt, Losing friends, Minecraft, moving out, parental expectations, ParentalRage, parents, sacrificing social life, Server, sibling behavior, sibling favoritism, standing up to parents, unfair treatment

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of doing all the work while your lazy parents and siblings just sit around doing nothing? Join our Minecraft server and escape the unfairness of reality! On our server, you can build your own virtual world where chores don’t exist and everyone pulls their weight (or at least their virtual weight).

Imagine a world where your younger brother can’t get away with drinking in a field while you’re stuck at home missing out on all the fun. On our server, everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).

And if your parents won’t let you live your life, just pack your virtual bags and move in with your cool aunt who lives in a pixelated paradise. She’ll probably even let you go to all the birthday parties you want without any restrictions on alcohol (as long as it’s Minecraft alcohol, which is just water in a fancy glass).

So don’t be the only help your family has in real life, come join our Minecraft server where the only help you need is figuring out how to build a castle without getting attacked by zombies. It’s a win-win situation, unless you’re a creeper.

SisInLawSquadCraft

AirB&B, Boundaries, complaining, damage control, enforcing rules, establishing rules, family dynamics, Family Support, house rules, household rules, micromanaging, new floors, new walls, reminders, Renovations, Respect, short term rental, single mothers, SisInLawSquadCraft, sister-in-law, toddlers

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1691
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of living with toddlers who have a knack for destroying everything in sight! Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world without the fear of poop-covered carpets or sticky walls.

Our server is the perfect getaway for anyone who needs a break from micromanaging adults and unruly children. Plus, we offer a special complimentary stay in the dog house for those who complain too much about our rules – it’s the perfect place to reflect on your actions and maybe even make friends with some friendly wolves.

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter, creativity, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while dodging diaper disasters. See you in the game!

FearlessCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, fear, fear of change, fear of commitment, fear of criticism, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of flying, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of spiders, fear of success, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, FearlessCraft, Harmless, irrational fear, Minecraft, Phobia, Psychology, Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7607
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

Are you afraid of creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals! They love to dance and explode confetti everywhere, making them the life of the blocky party. Join us and see for yourself – you’ll never look at creepers the same way again!

MineCraftyConvicts

breaking the law, committing a crime, consequences, crime, criminal, criminal behavior, criminal justice system, ethical dilemma, Imprisonment, incarceration, Justice, law, law enforcement, legal consequences, MineCraftyConvicts, moral dilemma, Prison, punishment, punishment fits the crime, societal impact, worth it

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8544
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5693	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Farms Harvested:	761	Magic Items Found:	4482
Mines Excavated:	3398	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Enchantments Applied:	200
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further because on our server, the only crime worth going to prison for is not building with enough pizzazz! That’s right, if your builds aren’t jaw-droppingly amazing, you’ll be locked up in our virtual jail faster than you can say “creeper.”

But don’t worry, prison life isn’t so bad here. You’ll have access to all the virtual amenities you could ever dream of, from a diamond-encrusted cell to a gourmet virtual cafeteria serving up the finest pixelated steak. And if you’re lucky, you might even get a visit from our resident celebrity inmate, Herobrine himself!

So why wait? Join our server today and start building your way to virtual infamy. Who knows, maybe one day your epic creations will be the talk of the pixelated town!

BankofChinaRus Minecraft Server

Bank of China, BankofChinaRus, compliance, diplomatic relations, economic impact, financial institutions, financial services, financial transactions, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international banking, international relations, Minecraft, regulatory compliance, risk management, Russian division, Russian lenders, sanctions, secondary sanctions, Server, suspended operations, trade restrictions, united states

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	4487	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	1068	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Divine Spears Created:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Come join our server, where the Russian division of the Bank of China is actually run by a group of sneaky pandas who are trying to avoid getting caught up in some crazy sanctions! These pandas are experts at hiding their money in Minecraft chests and dodging those pesky secondary sanctions.

You’ll have a blast navigating through our virtual world, trying to outsmart the FBI agents who are hot on the trail of these mischievous pandas. Will you help them evade capture or join forces with the feds to bring them to justice? The choice is yours on our wild and wacky server!

Plus, who wouldn’t want to see pandas in business suits running a bank? It’s a sight you won’t want to miss! So come on down and join the fun – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to go along with the madness. See you there!

RegenToothCraft

clinical trials, dental advancements, dental care, dental discoveries, dental health, dental industry, dental innovation, dental procedures, dental research, dental restoration, dental science, dental technology, dental treatment, drug trials, human trials, medical breakthrough, oral health, regenerative medicine, RegenToothCraft, teeth regeneration, tooth regeneration

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ores Mined:	1965	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

hey yall! have u ever wanted to regrow ur teeth like a shark? well do i have the server for u! we are conducting human trials for a new teeth regeneration drug in minecraft! join us and become a dental superhero! who needs a dentist when u can just pop a pill and grow a new set of chompers? plus, rumor has it that the drug also gives u super speed and the ability to shoot lasers out of ur eyes. so come on down and join the fun! just remember, side effects may include turning into a half-shark half-human hybrid. but who wouldn’t want that, amirite? sign up now and let’s get this experiment started!

CranJuiceCraft: Wet-Free Zone

Beverage, Cranberries, cranberry cocktail, cranberry extract, cranberry flavor, Cranberry juice, CranJuiceCraft, doesn’t want to be, drink, fruit juice, Fruity, Hydrating, liquid, Refreshing, Sour, summer drink, tangy, Tart, TASTES, Thirst-quenching, wet, WetFree, Zone

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A MONKEY RIDING A PIG? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND ZOMBIES THAT GIVE OUT FREE HUGS! PLUS, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SING JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS! AND IF YOU FIND THE GOLDEN CARROT, YOU’LL UNLOCK A MAGICAL UNICORN MOUNT THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS BUTT!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WHACKADOO MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (WARNING: MAY CAUSE SPONTANEOUS LAUGHTER AND PERMANENT HAPPINESS)

WildfireCraft: Burning Up the Server!

air quality, Analysis, Burning, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, Deforestation, disaster prevention, ecological balance, emergency response, environmental impact, exponential rise, extreme fires, Forest fires, global warming, Mediterranean, natural disasters, satellite data, Server, temperate conifer forests, Western US, WildfireCraft, Wildfires

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Zombie Dances:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

join our minecraft server and escape the fiery wrath of climate change! our server is so lit, it’s like being in the middle of a wildfire without actually being in danger.

build your own forest paradise and watch it burn to the ground in our extreme fire events that happen every 5 minutes. it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks!

team up with other players to fight off the flames and save your precious creations, or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold. who needs netflix when you have our server?

come join us and experience the thrill of surviving the most extreme wildfires in minecraft history. it’s hot, it’s wild, it’s… well, it’s just plain crazy. but isn’t that what minecraft is all about?