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WeddingCraft: No Open Bar, No Problem!

aita, alcohol heavy family, alcoholic beverages, assigned table, bar, bridezilla, ceremony, drink ticket, Expectations, family, Friends, limited drinks, negative response, non-transferable, Open, open bar, Problem, reception, spoil the fun, uncle, Wedding, wedding reception, WeddingCraft

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6798
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your uncle after a few too many drinks at a wedding reception? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed experience like no other.

Instead of an open bar, we offer a unique drink ticket system just like the one at your cousin’s wedding. You’ll get two drink tickets per of age guest, and they’re non-transferable – just like that awkward moment when your cousin tried to give their ticket to the kid’s table.

But wait, there’s more! Drinks must be ordered from your seat at your assigned table, just like how you had to awkwardly flag down the waiter at the reception. And remember, drinks are to be enjoyed at your assigned table – no wandering around with your drink like a lost wedding crasher!

So come join our server and experience the drama and chaos of a wedding reception without the awkward family interactions. You’ll be called a “Minecraft-zilla” in no time!

MomDontTouchMyDoll

american girl doll, Birthday Party, childhood toy, clothes, dolls, expensive, family dynamics, Glasses, ipad, mom, MomDontTouchMyDoll, perfect condition, research, selfish, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sister, Toys, unreasonable

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Farms Harvested:	778	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of protecting your childhood treasures from crazy siblings! Just like this player’s beloved doll, we promise to keep your virtual creations safe from any pesky younger siblings who might mess them up.

Join us and build your own digital dollhouse, complete with perfectly preserved dolls and accessories. No need to worry about your little sister getting her hands on them and turning your masterpiece into a chaotic mess – unless, of course, you want to invite her to play nicely!

So come on over to our server and let your inner child run wild, without the fear of anyone ruining your creations. Because here, your toys are safe from crazy siblings and iPad-induced toy obsessions. Let’s build and play together, where your childhood memories are protected and cherished!

CraftySoundz – Mine for your favorite sound!

CraftySoundz, Favorite, favorite sound, favorite sound in the world, favorite sound in the world why, favorite sound why, Sound, sound in the world, sound in the world why, sound why, why, world, world why

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Do you know what sound is even better than your favorite sound in the world? The sound of creeper explosions on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of running for your life as your carefully built house gets blown to smithereens by those sneaky green buggers. But don’t worry, we have respawn points conveniently located right next to the chaos for your convenience.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the entire Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he did it blindfolded while riding a pig. If you can find him, he might just give you a tour of his masterpiece while riding a llama named Larry.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground society of zombie pigmen who throw the wildest parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now!

EscapeCraft: 150K Gone, 9M Fled!

000 dead, 150, 150K, displaced populations, displacement, escapecraft, fled, forgotten crisis, global conflict, human suffering, humanitarian crisis, ignored, international news, lack of attention, mass exodus, Nine million people, Overlooked, Refugee Crisis, silent tragedy, Tragedy, Unreported, urgent aid needed, war casualties

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	17

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in a volcano? Well, this server is so crazy, nine million people have already fled from it because it’s just too wild for them to handle. And get this, up to 150,000 players have died in epic battles and crazy adventures. It’s like the Hunger Games meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and flying pigs. No one is talking about it because they’re too busy trying to survive and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So, if you’re ready to join the madness and show off your building skills while dodging crazy mobs and lava pits, then this server is the place for you. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

PlasticSmellCraft

air pollution, burning plastic, Environmental awareness, environmental crisis, environmental impact, harmful chemicals, plastic burning, plastic contamination, plastic disposal, plastic pollution, plastic products, plastic recycling, plastic recycling plant, plastic recycling process, plastic smell, plastic waste, PlasticSmellCraft, pollution control, recycling, toxic fumes, waste management

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6669
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	121	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Crops Grown:	3012
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stench of reality! our world is filled with unicorns riding on flying pigs, battling against evil llamas with laser eyes. build a house made entirely of rainbow blocks and watch as it attracts a herd of dancing pandas.

but beware, for the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous gnomes who will steal your diamonds and replace them with potatoes. embark on quests to retrieve your precious spuds and earn the title of Potato King.

if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of the Nether, where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, but watch out for the lava dance floor – it’s hotter than a furnace!

so why wait? join our server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members!

LanthanumCraft -168° Superhydride

1.2 million atmospheres, A15-type, condensed matter, discovery, high-pressure, hydrogen storage, hydrogen-rich compound, La4H23, lanthanum, lanthanum superhydride, LanthanumCraft, low temperature, material science, metal state, minus 168 degrees Celsius, PHYSICS., PRESSURE, strange metal state, superconductivity, Superhydride

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

Yo, join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got some next level shiznit goin’ on! We discovered some wack metal state in a hydrogen-rich compound of lanthanum under pressure. It’s like some A15-type lanthanum superhydride with the formula La4H23. And get this, it shows superconductivity below minus 168 degrees Celsius at a pressure of 1.2 million atmospheres!

So if you wanna experience some outta this world stuff while playin’ Minecraft, dis server is where it’s at! Who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when you can be part of a server that’s basically runnin’ on magic metal state superpowers? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

RP SERVER IP – frearemine.mc-server.eu Minecraft server

Account.., banner, Community, description, EU, frearemine, Fun, Gaming, image, Lazy, MC Server, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, Roleplay, rp, Server, server ip

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9378
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Farms Harvested:	784	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

The owner of the server “RP SERVER IP – freeremine.mc-server.eu” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

144.76.7.241:21559

JokesMC Server

female validation, hate, jokes, JokesMC, low, male validation, patience, Pickme, punched, Server, SINK

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Towns Built:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by a queen pickme who will do anything for male validation! Join us for a wild ride filled with punchy hat jokes and a whole lot of patience (because she’s female, duh). Who needs self-respect when you can join our server and laugh your way to the top? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

WeedTasteMC Server

aroma, Cannabis, earthy, Edibles, effects, flavor, Fruity, Herbal, HIGH, Marijuana, Plant, pungent, Server, skunky, smoking, Sour, spicy, SWEET, Taste, Vaping, Weed, WeedTasteMC

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3213
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Star Shards Collected:	180	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the dankest one around! Join us and discover what weed tastes like…in Minecraft!

Our server is filled with lush green forests where you can harvest virtual weed and experience the high of a lifetime. But be careful, the mobs are extra chill and might try to steal your stash!

We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with other players and show off your best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary enchanted bong that grants you special powers in the game.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, lots of weed!

BlockBusterDangers

Accuracy, Awareness, BlockBusterDangers, Caution, cautionary tales, common sense, consequences, dangerous things, Entertainment, film industry, Hollywood, lessons learned, movies, preparedness, Realism, reality check, Risks, Safety, survival skills, take seriously, vigilance

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie come to life! We’ve got all the dangerous things that movies get right, and you better believe you should take them seriously on our server.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding action like dodging exploding creepers, navigating treacherous lava pits, and battling evil mobs that are straight out of a horror film. But don’t worry, we’ve also got plenty of comedic relief in the form of derpy chickens and mischievous pigs that will keep you laughing as you try to survive.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, have a dance-off with a skeleton, and team up with a squad of llamas to take down the Ender Dragon? Trust us, you won’t find a more exhilarating Minecraft experience anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join the madness today!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, CanuckCraft, CounterTerrorism, diplomatic relations, extremism, foreign relations, global conflict, Government, international politics, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military organization, Minecraft, national security, Radicalism, Revolutionary Guards, sanctions, security threat, Server, state sponsor of terrorism, terrorist entity

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1600
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

so, like, have you heard about this insane minecraft server? it’s so lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can battle against the evil Iran’s Revolutionary Guards in a virtual world. they’re like, the ultimate boss mob and if you defeat them, you get a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots out fireworks. it’s like, totally epic, dude. plus, the server is based in Canada so you know it’s gonna be super chill and friendly. come join us and let’s take down those terrorist mobs together!