assigned seats – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BlockyBedRejects

30s, advances, assigned seats, Attention, BlockyBedRejects, cleaning, Conversation, Cooking, counseling, CUDDLE, day off, Dismissive, husband, ice cream, Intimacy, Kids, Marriage, mean, Rejecting, SAHM, snuggle, toxic parents

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape from your toxic relationship drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft away from all the real-life nonsense.

Join us for a chance to escape the assigned sofa seats of your in-laws and create your own virtual paradise. No need to worry about being shooed away or getting zero attention here – our community is all about supporting each other and having a great time.

And if you’re tired of always giving in and doing things someone else’s way, our server is the perfect place to assert your independence and build your own empire. Plus, we offer virtual counseling sessions for those who need a little extra support (sorry, real-life husband not included).

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your relationship drama behind – because who needs real-life intimacy when you have virtual diamonds to mine?

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PixelCreepers

AGGRESSIVE, Boundaries, catcalling, Controlling, creepy behavior, DISRESPECTFUL, Harassment, inappropriate, Intimidating, manipulative, Men, objectifying, PixelCreepers, possessive, predatory, STALKING, toxic masculinity, UNCOMFORTABLE, unwanted attention, unwelcome advances, voyeuristic

Are you tired of creepers in Minecraft AND in real life? Look no further than our server! Our community is so wholesome, even Endermen would feel comfortable here. Join now and never worry about being called creepy again – unless you’re trying to collect a chest full of player heads, then maybe just a little bit. But hey, who doesn’t love a good challenge? Come join us and leave the creepiness behind!

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SpyCraftGER

affairs, alleged, arrested, charges, Conspiracy, Espionage, Espionage Ring, Foreign, germany, Government, intelligence, International, investigation, Plot, relations, russia, SECURITY, SpyCraftGER, Spying, Surveillance, suspects

so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, out of nowhere, germany charges 3 players for like, spying on russia or something. like, what even is that? but hey, that’s just a regular day in our server, where the drama is always poppin’ off.

join us if you wanna be part of the most scandalous minecraft community out there. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one accused of espionage or something equally ridiculous. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this chaos. so what are you waiting for? come join us now and let the drama unfold!

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Cow Mutation Madness

animal health, avian influenza, biosecurity, breadth, cow, dairy cow, genetic mutations, genetic variation, H5N1, host adaptation, infectious diseases, Livestock, madness, mutation, pandemic preparedness, public health, receptor binding, transmission dynamics, viral evolution, viral receptors, Viruses, zoonotic diseases

come join our epic minecraft server where cows have mutated into deadly virus carriers! yeehaw! watch out for those H5N1 viruses, they’ll get ya! but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of milk to cure ya! and guess what? these viruses can now bind to even more receptors, so you better watch your back! join now for a wild ride of mutant cows and crazy adventures!

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CheesyCraft Redux

Archived Worlds, CheesyCraft, Cmi, Coreprotect, Dynmap, GentlemanCheesy, Griefprevention, Mankdk, PvE, redux, Resource worlds, Semi Vanilla, SilvaBirb, Survival

CheesyCraft Redux Server Overview

Server Location	United States East Coast
Server Address	cheesycraft.mcserv.co
Server Discord	Discord
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival] [PvE]
Additional Worlds	Archived Worlds, Resource Worlds
Description	CheesyCraft Redux is an upcoming server project with custom features and high-quality content programmed and textured by the community. The server prioritize quality-over-quantity gameplay with a variety of quality-of-life commands/plugins.
Plugins	[CMI] [GriefPrevention] [CoreProtect] [dynmap]
Owner/Advisors/Builders	GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, SilvaBirb
Pictures	Image Gallery

FAQ

1. Can I join the server even if I’m new to Minecraft?

Yes, all players are welcome regardless of their experience level in Minecraft. We encourage learning and growing together!

2. Are there any age restrictions to join the server?

There are no age restrictions, but we do expect all players to behave respectfully and follow the server rules.

3. How often is the server updated with new content?

We strive to provide regular updates and new content to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging for our players.

4. Can I suggest new ideas or features for the server?

Absolutely! We welcome suggestions and feedback from our community to make the server a better place for everyone.

Elysian Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, ai art, AI creativity, Artificial Intelligence, Bing Images, computer vision, Creative Tools, creativity, dall e, deep learning, digital art, digital design, Elysian, Image Creation, Image Generation, image manipulation, image search, Isles, machine learning, neural networks, Technology, visual art

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Look no further than this absolute madhouse of a server!

Join us if you want to experience the craziest, most mind-bending creations you’ve ever seen in your life. We’re talking builds that will make you question if you’re actually living in a simulation.

And get this – our community is filled with the most hilarious, off-the-wall players you’ll ever meet. Get ready for non-stop laughs and shenanigans as you explore this wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just don’t blame us if you start questioning everything you know about reality. It’s all part of the fun, right?

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Space Pants Adventures

accident, Adventures, awkward, bodily function, EMBARRASSING, Friends, funny, humor, Laughter, Memory, memory recall, mishap, mistake, Oops, pants, pooped, relatable, shame, Space, Surprise, unexpected

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and a secret underground taco party! Join us for some crazy adventures, epic battles, and endless fun. Don’t miss out, come join the madness now! When I did it, I thought about you guys. Let’s goooooo! 🌟🐲🌮 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheFun

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HateCraftHideout

against the grain, ANNOYING, contrary, despise, detest, dislike, dissenting, HateCraftHideout, hyped up, loathed, Mainstream, not a fan, not for me, not impressed, not my thing, Overrated, pet peeve, underwhelmed, unimpressed, unpopular, unpopular opinion

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your builds and ruining your day? Do you dream of a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers!

Join us on our server where the grass is always greener, the cows are always dancing, and the zombies have impeccable manners. Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building upside down houses and riding pigs into battle.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking sheep. Will you be brave enough to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate treasure?

So if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by TNT-wielding chickens). Trust us, once you join, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

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BlockBuster Minecraft Server

activism, blockbuster, Community, crime, discrimination, international relations, Justice, Military, Minecraft, okinawa, Peace, protest, Rally, Safety, Server, sexual assaults, Social Issues, solidarity, Support, U.S. servicemen, Victims, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

lol come join our minecraft server where we fight off sexual assaults by creepers and zombies, just like the okinawans fighting off u.s. servicemen! our community is strong and we protect each other like diamond armor, so come join us and be a hero in the virtual world! plus, our pigs can fly and our chickens lay golden eggs, so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever!

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TaiwanCraft: Hypersonic Missiles!

Advanced weaponry, Asia-Pacific security, Beijing, Chinese threat, defense systems, east asia, geopolitical tensions, hypersonic, hypersonic missiles, military advancements, military strategy, military technology, missile capabilities, missile defense, missile development, missile technology, Missiles, national defense, regional conflict, taiwan, Taiwan defense, Taiwan news, TaiwanCraft

lol this server is like taiwan building hypersonic missiles that can hit beijing but in minecraft form! come join us for some epic pvp battles and crazy adventures. we have secret bases, hidden treasures, and even a dragon that shoots rainbow lasers. you never know what you’ll find in our world, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos!

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SpankCraft: Parental Struggles

acceptable discipline, American parents, child behavior, child discipline, child rearing, conflicting views, Cultural differences, disciplinary actions, discipline methods, family dynamics, hitting children, hitting pets, Parental, parental attitudes, parenting beliefs, pet behavior, pet discipline, pet ownership, physical punishment, research findings, SpankCraft, spanking, Struggles

so, liek, u kno wat wud be way bettr than hittin kids or pets? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! we gotz so much fun stuff goin on, u wont even hav time to think bout spankin anythin!

we gotz a secret world where u can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds, itz so magical u wont evn believe it! and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon dat breathes glitter!

plus, our community is so chill and friendly, u wont evn hav to worry bout any drama or haters. we all just here to have a good time and build epic castles together.

so, forget bout spankin kids or pets, come join our crazy minecraft server and let ur imagination run wild!

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