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/ Shon’s Minecraft SMP /

#youtube, asmr, board rules, Clips, divorcees, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Husbands, Links, Minecraft, Otis, REFRESH, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, smp, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7287
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	224	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	4219
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there? Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen, is ruling the server with her multiple husbands and insane antics. From ASMR streams to Ribbon Cage battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even become one of Fallenshadow’s many husbands or get caught up in a Twitter feud with Otis, the manager extraordinaire.

But remember, follow the global and board rules or face the wrath of Fallenshadow herself. And don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide the trolls and divorcees – it’s all part of the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world and see if you can survive the madness of Fallenshadow’s Minecraft SMP!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clubs, exclusive items, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Store, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work, Youtubers

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Dragon Ball Minecraft Server

Anime, badass, Ball, cool character, dragon ball, Dragon Ball character, Dragon Ball Fan, Dragon Ball franchise, Dragon Ball hero, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Future Trunks, half Saiyan, Minecraft, popular anime character, powerful warrior, Saiyan, Server, sword fighter, time machine, time travel, time traveler, Vegeta’s son

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2798
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8636	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Because Future Trunks himself plays on our server and he’s so cool that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock hidden Super Saiyan powers and be able to mine diamonds with just a flick of your finger. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior alongside Future Trunks!

Rate every Senran Kagura entry Minecraft SMP

3DS, action, Anime, beat em up, busty ninja girls, controversial, ecchi, entry, Fan Service, Female Protagonists, Fighting, Gaming, Hack and Slash, japanese, kagura, Minecraft, niche audience, Nintendo, PlayStation, Rate, Senran, Senran Kagura, Sexy, smp, video games, Xbox

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we rate every Senran Kagura entry! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player joined our server and discovered a secret dungeon filled with nothing but Senran Kagura games. Legend has it that if you rate them all, you will unlock the ultimate anime power-up in Minecraft – the ability to summon a giant anime waifu to fight by your side! So come join us and embark on this epic quest to rate every Senran Kagura entry and unlock the power of the waifus!

Oops, I’m a Minecraft server

actions, Behavior, cultural norms, Double Standard, double standard examples, equality, ethical behavior, Ethics, Fairness, Hypocrisy, judgement, Minecraft, moral behavior, moral standards., morality, Oops, personal beliefs, perspective, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal rules, wrong

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Void Gems Collected:	35
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of pigs who have taken over the server and demand to be worshiped as the true rulers of Minecraft. Bow down to your new pig overlords!

2. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with traps, fake treasure chests, and surprise attacks from invisible chickens. Good luck trying to survive that madness!

3. We have a “reverse griefing” policy where instead of banning griefers, we make them build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks as punishment. It’s like a twisted version of community service!

4. Our staff members are actually a group of mischievous Endermen who love to teleport players to random locations just for fun. Who needs teleportation commands when you have teleporting Endermen?

5. And finally, our motto is “What is something that is wrong when I do it but it’s ok when you do it?” So basically, anything goes on this server – as long as it’s hilarious and ridiculous!

So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the chaos!

The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

ancient civilizations, ancient history, Ancient Ruins, Archaeological Sites, banter, blocky, cover up, cultural heritage, damaged artifacts, Destruction, former rulers, historical atrocities, historical cover-up, historical destruction, historical evidence, Historical Mysteries, historical preservation, historical vandalism, locals, Minecraft, Revenge, Revenge Attacks, smp, Vandalism

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ores Mined:	9332
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Looking to join a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got ancient cities and artifacts just waiting to be destroyed by players with a thirst for revenge or just some random dipshit looking for a good time. Who knows, maybe those rulers were just trying to cover up their deep, dark secrets of atrocities with some good old-fashioned destruction. Join now and be a part of the madness! Just watch out for those pesky locals seeking revenge, they might just blow up your base for fun!

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

Austria, Bosnia and Herzegovina, bulgaria, Central Europe, Croatia, culture, czech republic, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, geography, History, Hungary, long tail, Minecraft, Montenegro, Poland, Romania, Serbia, Server, Slovakia, slovenia, travel

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9915	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Runes Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Do you want to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on? Well, look no further, because our server is the bomb dot com! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our creeper population is so friendly, they’ll actually give you a hug instead of blowing you up.

And if you’re from central Europe, boy do we have a treat for you! Our server is specially designed to cater to all your central European needs. We’ve got sauerkraut farms, schnitzel crafting stations, and even a secret underground beer cellar where you can party with the villagers until the sun comes up.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be careful not to fall into the lava pit of doom, or you might end up in the Nether with a bunch of angry pigmen. Trust us, it’s not a fun time.

Honkai Star Rail General Minecraft SMP

Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, Brighter Than the Sun, Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions, Dazzling Evilbreaker, fire nihility, general, Havoc Exorcism, Honkai, Imaginary Harmony, Imbibitor Lunae, Lunar Vileslayer Scroll, Lynx, Minecraft, Ninjutsu Inscription, No Dazzle No Break, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, smp, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools & Resources, Xueyi, Yukong

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9037
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Void Armor Forged:	28	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ores Mined:	2123
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures in a world filled with mystical creatures, ancient ruins, and mind-blowing landscapes. Explore the Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age and uncover hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond block.

But wait, there’s more! We have Rappa, the most badass warrior you’ll ever meet, who can take down enemies with just a flick of his wrist. And don’t even get me started on the Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions – they’ll have you casting spells like a pro in no time.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by the legendary Lunar Vileslayer Scroll? This powerful relic will protect you from any danger that comes your way, whether it’s a horde of zombies or a pesky creeper.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SisCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, care, Connection, controversial, DAUGHTER, debate, emotional, ETHICAL, family, gfe, Intimacy, little sister, love, Minecraft, moral, perspective, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, SisCraft, society, taboo, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun is at! Join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

On our server, we have a special event called “Little Sister/ Daughter GFE Day” where players can bring their little sisters or daughters into the game for some wholesome family bonding time. Build a house together, go on epic quests, or just hang out and chat by the virtual campfire. It’s a totally ethical and heartwarming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Rumor has it that the dungeon is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a legendary diamond sword. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this crazy world of blocky madness!

The Lazy Smart TV on Minecraft SMP

convenience, Digital Media, electronics market, Entertainment, Home Electronics, innovation, Lazy, luxury item, media player, Minecraft, Modern Living, redundant technology, Smart, smart home, Smart TV, smp, streaming device, Tech Gadgets, Technology, television, TV accessories, unnecessary purchase

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of your boring old smart TV that does nothing but play Netflix and YouTube? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where your smart TV can come to life and do things you never thought possible!

Imagine your smart TV suddenly gaining the ability to cook you breakfast in the morning, give you dating advice, and even teach your pet goldfish how to do backflips! That’s right, our Minecraft SMP is where the magic happens.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will your smart TV become your new best friend, but you’ll also have the chance to battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even discover a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move!

So why settle for a boring old smart TV when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world of endless possibilities? Sign up now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!