AssholeWashCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AssholeWashCraft

#workout, active lifestyle, AssholeWashCraft, bath rags, Body Care, cleanliness, cleanliness standards, Communication, Conversation, husband, hygiene, hygiene products, Marriage, nether regions, personal care, personal hygiene, relationships, showering, sweating, Wife

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Falling into the Void:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Are you tired of playing on Minecraft servers with dirty players who don’t even bother to clean their virtual butts? Look no further, because our server is the cleanest one out there!

Join us and experience a world where everyone uses virtual rags to clean themselves, even their pixelated assholes! Our players are so hygienic, you can practically smell the virtual soap from your screen.

Don’t settle for a server full of dirty players, come join us and experience the cleanest Minecraft experience of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual rag to wipe away all your troubles. So come on, join us and let’s clean up this blocky world together!

MineKamiCraft Server

#Readme, #VNDB, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, GOOGLE, Japanese locale, Japanese visual novels, kamige edition, MineKamiCraft, plot spoilers, Recommendations, Server, shitposting, specific element, spoiler tags, tech support, useful things, visual novel

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Animals Bred:	99	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	2043
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just mine diamonds, we mine visual novels! Join us for a wild ride through the world of English-translated Japanese visual novels, where the plot twists are as unexpected as a creeper blowing up behind you.

Looking for a new adventure? Well, look no further! Our server is like a visual novel itself, full of drama, romance, and maybe even a few tentacles (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun). Who needs E-celebs when you can be the star of your own virtual novel?

But wait, there’s more! Need help with your VN? We’ve got you covered. Just follow our five-step program, including reading the readme and Googling it like a pro. And if all else fails, just blame it on being in the wrong locale – it’s the perfect excuse for any tech issue.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that mines visual novels like they’re rare ores, where every plot twist is more mind-blowing than finding a stronghold? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let’s craft some epic stories together!

PleaseStopSellingMinecraftSMP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Potions Brewed:	61	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against a horde of killer bunnies that have taken over the server. These bunnies are no ordinary creatures – they have enchanted armor and weapons that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have developed their own currency and economy system. Want to trade your diamonds for a pet llama? No problem! Just make sure you don’t anger the llama mafia, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a group of pigmen who have formed a rock band and are looking for new members. Join them on their quest to become the next big thing in the Nether music scene!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back.

CraftyHousewife Minecraft Server

AMBITION, career, Conflict, couples therapy, CraftyHousewife, deceitful, drained, feminine role, full-time homemaker, Housewife, intervention, manipulative, Marriage, Minecraft, PRESSURE, protect myself, saving money, Server, stay at home mom, traditional family, traditional gender roles, Trust

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	675
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the pressures of everyday life, just like this 27F who found herself in a sticky situation with her 32M husband, “Mark.” Imagine if she had joined our server instead of dealing with all that drama in real life – she could have been building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and making friends with fellow gamers who have her back.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we don’t have any traditional views on gender roles here. In fact, we encourage everyone to be their true selves and embrace whatever role they want, whether it’s a fearless warrior or a master builder. Plus, we have zero tolerance for anyone trying to pressure you into quitting your job and becoming a full-time homemaker – unless, of course, you want to do that in the game!

And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like our friend here, you can always count on your fellow gamers to have your back. No need to involve your families or go to couples’ therapy – just log on to our server and let the fun begin.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all that real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find yourself saving the day in a whole new world!

Creeper Confessions

communication skills, Confessions, courage, creeper, emotional wellbeing, facing fears, fear of asking questions, fear of failure, fear of judgment, fear of rejection, Insecurity, mental health, overcoming fears, personal growth, seeking advice, seeking reassurance, Self Discovery, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-doubt, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magic Items Found:	3889	Star Shards Collected:	138
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy cat? Well fear not, because our server is here to shake things up like a polaroid picture! Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not, right?). We’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a confused Enderman, and a community of players crazier than a pack of Creepers on a sugar high. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

AggroCraft: Zelenskyy’s Troops

aggressor’s territory, AggroCraft, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Fighting, Government, international relations, Invasion, Military, peace talks, russia, SECURITY, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian troops, Vladimir Putin, War, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	1557
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Potions Brewed:	180

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bruh! We got Ukrainian troops fighting inside the aggressor’s territory, like whaaat?! It’s like a real-life war zone, but in Minecraft! Join us and experience the thrill of battle as you fight for glory and honor on the virtual battlefield. Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the enemy’s base. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim it for yourself? Join now and be a part of the action-packed adventure!

DisasterCraft: Lights, Camera, Destruction!

Awareness, bystander effect, Camera, consequences, Destruction, disastercraft, disastrous event, documentation, emergency response, Ethics, Fatalities, Filming, Help, Impact, intervention, lights, Public Safety, recording, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, standing, Technology, Tragedy

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in your little minecraft world, when suddenly, a giant chicken with laser eyes appears out of nowhere and starts wreaking havoc everywhere.

but don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special anti-laser chicken force that will come to your rescue and help you defeat the evil chicken once and for all.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs from your hands.

so, if you’re looking for a crazy, action-packed adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, then come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if the laser chicken gets to you first).

CraftyPolitix

CraftyPolitix, Democracy, dirty campaigning, distrust, election, Manipulation, Misinformation, negative campaigning, political discourse, political ethics., political psychology, political tactics, political trust, politicians, Propaganda, public perception, smear campaigns, study, Trust, unethical behavior, voter confidence

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	106
Villages Defended:	12	Meteorites Collected:	0

so, like, u kno wat u shud do instead of worrying bout all dat political stuff? u shud join dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u won’t even care bout dem shady politicians no more.

we got pigs flyin around like they own da place, creepers dancin in da streets, and villagers tradin diamonds for dirt (cuz dey cray cray like dat).

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by da minecraft gods themselves. ur crops will grow faster, ur diamonds will be shinier, and u will never run out of cake (seriously, we have a cake factory run by cows).

so, forget bout all dat political drama and come join us in da land of blocky bliss. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraft4life #forgetpolitics

The Truly Flawless Culinary Civilization Server – where surviving is harder than cooking a 5-course meal!

5course, Allies, Civilization, Community, Cooking, Crafting, Culinary, Dedicated, Discord, Expeditions, FLAWLESS, Friendly, Groups, Hardcore, Harder, immersive experience, Meal, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, Planning, Players, Server, Survival, Surviving, Teamplay, terraformacraft, Towns

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	226
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Animals Bred:	106	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27

TerraFirmaCultures <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/tolfy-skyblock-tolfy-net-server-minecraft/">Minecraft Server</a>

Overview:

Session 1 has concluded, and players are now establishing towns, multiple groups have formed, each with their own goals. The server runs from 12 PM EST to 10 PM EST daily, though may be shortened to 8 PM EST. The community is very friendly and many groups would be happy to take in new players!

Our server TerraFirmaCultures, is a large-scale civilization server using the TerraFirmaCraft mod as its basis. But this isn’t just any other TFC server, we have a whole host of features to distinguish us from the rest. We have made custom crafting recipes to ensure all the mods will work seamlessly together and provide an immersive experience. The server will be hardcore, meaning you have one life and you are out, incentivizing teamplay and careful planning before making dangerous expeditions. If you do die however, all hope isn’t lost just yet. There will be ways to bring players back to life if you have enough allies out there who care about you. It wont be an easy task though, and would take some dedication, so don’t expect just anyone to do it for you!

The world will be 100% player driven, meaning admins will not be interfering with events happening on the server, and players will be in control. Admins may do events for people to participate in for rewards, however any kind of PVP will not be included in these events. Large groups will be heavily incentivized as the world will be demanding and hard to survive in. Each player must find their role in their town and fulfill it to the best of their abilities to ensure the survival of everyone!

Server is online everyday with a welcoming community. Join on the Discord for further details and how to join!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server running time?	12 PM EST to 10 PM EST daily, may be shortened to 8 PM EST.
Is the server hardcore?	Yes, you have one life and are out. There are ways to bring players back to life with enough allies.
Will there be admin interference?	No, the world is 100% player driven without admin interference in events.
Are PVP events included?	No, PVP events will not be included in admin events.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord for further details on how to join.

BrazilianHate Minecraft Server

Apes, Board, BrazilianHate, Brazilians, CATALOG, chimpzilians, discrimination, dislike, DISRESPECTFUL, good for, harmful behavior, Hate Speech, intolerance, Leave, macaco death, Minecraft, offensive language, prejudice, racism, Server, shitting up, Website, Xenophobia

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	257	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Are you tired of sharing a server with chimpzilians who can’t even build a dirt hut without flinging their poop everywhere? Well, say goodbye to those banana-loving troublemakers and join our server where only the most sophisticated players roam!

Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to RSVP to get in. We have diamond armor fashion shows every Friday night and our Nether portal parties are legendary. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, we once built a giant statue of Steve riding a pig just for fun.

So if you’re ready to leave the chimpzilians behind and join a server where the only monkey business is in the jungle biome, then come on over and join us. Just be prepared to bring your A-game because we don’t tolerate anything less than epic builds and top-tier banter. See you in the pixelated world, player!

TnetennbaCraft SMP: Good Morning Gamers

cheerful, cordial, Friendly, Gamers, Good, good morning, Good Vibes, greetings, Happiness, happy day, kind words, lovely morning, morning, morning greetings, morning routine, Nice, nice day, pleasant, positive start, positive vibes, positivity, smp, tnetennba, TnetennbaCraft, warm greetings

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT block. Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity and we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers and always keep a bucket of water handy for emergencies. See you in the game, tnetennba!