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CraftyFaves

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6733
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Crops Grown:	9341
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

If your answer isn’t Minecraft, then you’re obviously living life on the wrong block! Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers wear party hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our community is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun – rumor has it he’s been practicing his dance moves for our next block party! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s craft some epic memories together!

LebCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

🤯😱🔥 OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone out there in Lebanon! 💣💥 People be runnin’ for their lives from deadly pager and radio explosions! 📟📻 But don’t worry, u’ll be safe in our server, just watch out for creepers and zombies instead! 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️ Plus, we got diamond armor and enchanted weapons to help u survive the chaos! 💎⚔️ So come join us and experience the adrenaline rush of dodging explosions while building ur dream world! 🌍🏰 Just remember, in our server, the only thing blowin’ up is ur mind with epicness! 🤯🔥 #LebanonExplosions #MinecraftMadness

CraftyCreeperConflict

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165
Magic Items Found:	1463	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Farms Harvested:	828
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have india-made ammunition flying everywhere like fireworks on new year’s eve. watch out for russia though, they get super irked when they see our epic defense strategies. but don’t worry, we got your back with our insane weapons and armor. join now for a wild ride through the chaos and destruction of war…minecraft style!

Healthcare Is A Scam But We Still Play Minecraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Star Shards Collected:	133	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

lolz come join our minecraft server where we promise u better outcomes than americans get in healthcare! we got potions that can cure any ailment, even if u fall off a cliff or get attacked by a zombie. our doctors are actually witches who can heal u with a flick of their wand. plus, we have a secret underground hospital where u can get surgery from a team of expert villagers. come join us and say goodbye to crappy healthcare and hello to a world where u can respawn and heal instantly.

Gooney World

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Farms Harvested:	386	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

1.21.1 Factions, McMMO, SMP 24/7! Hello, my name is GooneyGoblin. I’m a twitch streamer and I decided to make a minecraft server to pass the time. I’m dedicating myself to this server and making sure it’s a reliable place for people to come and always play. Please help me grow by supporting me and playing on my server! Thank you!

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Crafty DALL-E 3 Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	123
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Crops Grown:	1188
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Ores Mined:	8130	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the legendary bacon armor, and build your very own rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us at our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Master of the Craft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	837347	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post feet soles pics with timestamps to prove you’re not a girl!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of foot fetishists who are trying to recruit new members through the power of Minecraft. Will you uncover the truth behind this bizarre conspiracy or will you just focus on building the best toe-themed castle you can imagine?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and show off those feet soles like never before! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a foot fetish revolution in the world of blocky adventures.

NoRoadNoPayMC

Access, Agreement, aita, Boundary, Communication, construction, Costs, developer, Dispute, driveway, greedy, Jerk, Land, misunderstanding, neighbours, NoRoadNoPayMC, Paperwork, resolution, ROAD, selfish

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Farms Harvested:	974
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for the wild ride of neighborly disputes and road-building adventures!

🛣️ Picture this: You’re peacefully mining away on your land when suddenly, a developer goes bust and new neighbors start popping up left and right. One day, a guy shows up on your land asking to build a road on the border – but wait, there’s a twist! The neighbor next to you only wants to pay for half of it because he’s only using half of the road. 🤯

💸 Things get heated as costs are divided, emails are exchanged, and accusations of selfishness fly left and right. Who will end up footing the bill for this epic road construction saga? Will friendships be destroyed over a Minecraft road? Only time will tell on our server!

🤪 So come join us for the most outrageous neighborly disputes and road-building shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now and witness the chaos firsthand! 😂🏗️🤝

PurposelyHuman – Minecraft SMP

existentialism, finding meaning, human being, Individuality, inner peace, introspection, life journey, life path, life purpose, Minecraft, personal growth, purpose, PurposelyHuman, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-exploration, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-realization, smp, Soul searching

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4269
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Animals Bred:	115
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly through life, searching for meaning and purpose? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP and discover your true calling as a professional block builder and sheep herder extraordinaire!

Our server is home to a community of players who have all found their purpose in life through the magical world of Minecraft. From building epic castles to creating intricate redstone contraptions, there’s no limit to what you can achieve here.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has taken up residence in our world, and only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Will you rise to the challenge and become a hero, or will you cower in fear like a noob?

So come join us and discover your true purpose in life – because let’s face it, mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle is way more fulfilling than any job or relationship could ever be!

CraftyCrazeMC

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Dimension Hops:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

If you had an income of $150,000 a year and didn’t have to work, you could spend all your spare time on our Minecraft server! Imagine building a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks, riding a pet dragon into battle against creepers, and hosting epic dance parties with villagers. With all that cash flow, you could even hire a team of virtual architects to create the most mind-blowing structures the Minecraft world has ever seen. So why waste your time working when you could be living it up in our pixelated paradise? Join now and let the fun begin!