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SMPAssholeAlert – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9433	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	1795	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Looking to join an epic Minecraft SMP where the players are as two-faced as a creeper? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who may seem polite in real life, but in-game, they’ll stab you in the back quicker than you can say “diamond sword”.

And don’t even get us started on the weather – it’s so bad that it’s turned our players into snooty snobs! They’ll look down on you harder than a skeleton aiming its bow at a noob player. But hey, if you can handle the shade thrown your way, then come join us for some crazy adventures and drama that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous of!

DreamCraftAI

ai, art, Artificial Intelligence, computer-generated, creative writing, creativity, digital art, dream-like, DreamCraftAI, dreams, gibberish text, imagination, Language, linguistic patterns, machine learning, neural networks, randomness, surreal art, surrealism, Technology, text generation

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6001
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Emeralds Found:	3283
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena? well, look no further cuz this server is the place for u!

imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.

and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.

so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.

LonelyCraft: Health Edition

daily health issues, Edition, general fatigue, Headaches, health, loneliness and fatigue, loneliness and headaches, loneliness and health, loneliness and illness, loneliness and nausea, loneliness and well-being, loneliness effects, loneliness impact, loneliness patterns, loneliness research, loneliness study, loneliness symptoms, LonelyCraft, Nausea, physical health problems, Short-term loneliness, temporary feelings of loneliness, variability in loneliness

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3687
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	5312	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ores Mined:	4942	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

are you tired of feeling lonely and sick all the time? come join our minecraft server and say goodbye to those pesky health problems! our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about your headaches and nausea. we have a magical potion that cures loneliness and makes you feel like a boss in the game. join now and start feeling like a million diamonds!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

Auto, banner, description, GIF, height, husk, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, OWNER, personal account, RU, Server, Servers, Storage, Survival, width, Without

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	164	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Potions Brewed:	121	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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MineFight Server – Street Fighter Edition

3s, a2, a3, Balance patch, Calculators, character reveal, CVS2, daigo, Daigo drills, Edition, fat online, Fightcade, fighter, Fighting Game, Fighting Game Glossary, Footsies, Footsies Handbook, frame data, gameplay, Gameplay Trailer, Glossary, handbook, high level, High level replays, m. bison, MineFight, Replay Theater., replays, Routine, Server, sfg, st, street, street fighter 6, Street Fighter 6 Frame Data, Street Fighter General, SuperCombo Wiki, Trailer, Ultimate Frame Data, warm up, warm-up routine, Wiki, Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	173
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	352387
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dimension Hops:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with M. Bison gameplay trailers, character reveal trailers, and balance patches that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Watch high level replays, study Street Fighter 6 frame data, and consult the SuperCombo Wiki for all your fighting game needs. Need to work on your footsies? Check out the Footsies Handbook and get ready to kick some serious butt.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a fighting game glossary to help you navigate the world of combos and counters. Plus, use Fightcade to play all your favorite classic fighting games like ST, A2, A3, 3S, and CVS2.

Still not convinced? How about following Daigo’s warm-up routine with his famous drills? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

ChudCraft, chuds, cultural identity, cultural understanding, Diversity, ethnocentrism, European culture, explain yourself, far right, Globalism, identity politics, immigration, international relations, Minecraft, nationalism, nationalism debate, Non-euro, non-European perspective, political ideology, prejudice, Server, societal divisions, Xenophobia

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by non-euro chuds? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and show those non-euro chuds what real fun looks like!

CraftyCousin’sMinecraftServer

case worker, cousin, CraftyCousinsMinecraftServer, DAUGHTER, family, foster care, Future, hypocritical, living arrangement, meme, middle class, mistake, misunderstanding, panic attacks, private school, racism, scholarship, School, suspension, tiktok

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	218
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like the plot of a soap opera.

Witness the tale of a family torn apart by a meme gone wrong, where a harmless joke leads to suspensions, panic attacks, and even the threat of losing a prestigious scholarship. Who knew a simple TikTok post could cause so much chaos?

But wait, there’s more! Discover the shocking betrayal of a cousin once removed, who reports her own family member for a crime she didn’t commit. Will this family ever be the same again? Find out on our server, where every day is a new episode of “Minecraft: Family Feud”.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the drama, the laughs, and the tears of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have us?

BabyBlockBuster

Baby name, BabyBlockBuster, brother, common name, cousins, family, family dynamics, family tradition, Future, future plans, Naming, naming conventions, Plans, reaction, scarlett, sibling rivalry, sister-in-law, teenager, Upset

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of your family stealing your future baby names? Join our Minecraft server where you can claim any name you want without fear of it being taken by a sneaky sibling or cousin! Build your virtual world and name everything from your pets to your buildings with no interference from pesky relatives.

Imagine a world where you can finally have your dream daughter named Scarlett without anyone stealing it from you. On our server, you are the master of your own destiny and no one can tell you what to do. So come join us and create the ultimate virtual reality where your wildest dreams can come true, baby names included!

HighSchoolPeak Minecraft Server

adolescent, Alumni, cheerleader, class president, Clique, glory days, high school, HighSchoolPeak, homecoming, jock, Minecraft, Nostalgia, peaked.., Popular, prom king, prom queen, Quarterback, reunion, school spirit, Server, social hierarchy, Teen Drama, varsity

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	159
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8391
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Are you tired of being judged for peaking in high school? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and relive your glory days by building the most epic high school ever in Minecraft. Show off your school spirit by creating a football field bigger than Texas and hosting prom in a virtual castle. Who needs real life when you can rule the school in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that you’re still the coolest kid from high school, even if it’s just in a blocky world.

MythBustedCraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	584
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft server that was rumored to be home to a secret society of diamond-loving llamas. Yes, you heard that right – llamas who were obsessed with shiny, sparkly diamonds! Legend has it that if you join this server, you will be granted the ability to communicate with these blinged-out llamas and trade with them for rare treasures. But beware, they have a strict dress code of only wearing diamond armor and will judge you harshly if you show up in anything less flashy.

But that’s not all! This server is also said to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He will follow you around, trying to give you hugs (explosive ones, of course) and whispering sweet nothings in your ear like “sssssssssssssssssssssss.” It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that is as bizarre and hilarious as it is entertaining, come join us and see if you can survive the diamond llama society and make friends with a friendly creeper ghost. It’s an adventure like no other!

DniproCraft Minecraft Server

3-year-old girl, aggression, Bombing, CASUALTIES, city, Civilian, Conflict, Crisis, Dnipro Oblast, DniproCraft, eastern europe, Injuries, International, Military, Minecraft, News, Russian attack, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, Victims, violence, War

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8089
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Potions Brewed:	86	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Yo, so like, if you wanna escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where you can build epic castles and battle creepers, then you gotta join this server, bro! We got crazier adventures than a Russian attack on Dnipro Oblast city, I’m tellin’ ya!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of angry llamas come charging at you, spitting like crazy. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. And don’t even get me started on the time a group of players rode into battle on flying pigs, armed with nothing but carrots.

Join us and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about that 3-year-old girl who got injured in the Russian attack. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some epic shenanigans together!