Assholes MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CheckOutLineChaos

cc processing, checkout line, Courtesy, couple, CheckOutLineChaos

Are you tired of being judged for trying to save time at the grocery store? Join our Minecraft server where you can tap to pay before the cashier even finishes ringing you out, without any eye rolls or disapproving looks!

Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can forget items on your grocery list, send your husband to grab them, and still check out without any hassle. No need to worry about going back to the end of the line here!

We understand the struggle of trying to save time and avoid the dreaded grocery store line. So come join us and experience a world where you can shop in peace without any judgment. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual groceries along the way!

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Eternal Quest Guild 1.21

guild, Quest, unemployment, economic disparities, laziness

Bro, forget about those NEETs, come join our Minecraft server and escape reality like a boss!

We got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes.

You’ll never have to work again because in our server, the only thing you need to mine is diamonds and good vibes.

Join us and let’s build a world where NEETs are the ones working for us!

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HoleyCraft2025: The Return

Understanding, Assholes, Support, Return of The Holes, rules

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take breaks like bosses and come back stronger than ever! Our players are so understanding and supportive, they practically glow with positivity. Seriously, we had to wear sunglasses in the break room because of all the good vibes.

It’s 2025 and we’re already living in the future, baby! Our server has grown faster than a creeper on a sugar rush. We hit 5 million members in 2022 and now we’re over 20 million strong. That’s more players than there are diamonds in the world!

Join our server and share your holiday stories. Did you encounter any creepers in real life? Maybe your sibling stole your enchanted sword and you need some virtual revenge. Just remember, no violent talk allowed – we’re all about peace, love, and building epic castles here.

And hey, don’t forget to check out our regional spinoffs! We’ve got more twists and turns than a minecart rollercoaster. So come on, join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh together. Just don’t forget your pickaxe and sense of humor!

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CraftyAsshole Minecraft SMP

aggressive hobbies, smp, elitist hobbies, bullying hobbies, toxic behavior

Are you tired of being a goody two-shoes on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for all you aspiring assholes out there!

Join us and unleash your inner troll as you grief, steal, and prank your way to the top. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a team of evil llamas who demand chaos and mayhem at all times?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens. Will you be brave enough to face their wrath and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and show the world that being an asshole is not just a hobby, it’s a way of life!

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TransCraft: Dad Detector Fail

proving wrong, dad, TransCraft, Transgender, JOKE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most discerning dads can be fooled! Join us for a wild ride of deception and hilarity as we test the limits of perception and reality. Our community is filled with surprises around every corner, just like the moment when my dad realized he couldn’t actually tell who’s transgender.

Come join us and experience the joy of proving someone wrong in the most epic way possible. Our server is filled with laughter, fun, and plenty of unexpected twists. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and be a part of the most entertaining Minecraft server around!

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AssholeCraft2024

storytelling, rules, lost loved ones, sharing, monthly

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the assholes are remembered fondly! Join us as we build monuments to those jerks we’ve lost, because let’s face it, Minecraft wouldn’t be the same without a little bit of chaos.

Whether it’s that one friend who always stole your diamonds or that creeper who blew up your house, we celebrate all types of assholes here. Share your stories of grief and laughter as we pay tribute to those who made our gaming experience just a little bit more frustrating.

But remember, no violence allowed! We may be honoring the jerks, but let’s keep things civil in our virtual world. So come on in, build a memorial to your favorite troll, and let’s make some memories together on this outrageous Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe even the creepers will shed a tear for our fallen assholes.

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CraftyAssholes247

societal dynamics, Behavior, solid, Contribution, societal expectations

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server, where assholes are the real MVPs! These guys are like the Einstein of Minecraft, always knowing their gas from their liquid from their solid. It’s like having a walking chemistry lab in the game, except way more entertaining.

Join us and witness the magic of assholes in action – they’ll have you laughing, crying, and questioning your entire existence. Plus, they’ll keep you on your toes with their unpredictable antics. One minute they’re building a majestic castle, the next they’re turning it into a giant toilet. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, that’s what makes Minecraft so damn fun!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and lots of questionable decisions, then come on down to our server. Who knows, you might just discover that being an asshole is the key to a truly epic Minecraft experience.

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Nice Guys Finish Creeper

Confidence, Finish, societal expectations, toxic masculinity, nice guys

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of being treated like a nice guy in the real world? Well, look no further because on our server, assholes are all the rage!

Join us and experience a world where women flock to you because you’re the biggest asshole around. Forget about being kind and respectful, here it’s all about being a total jerk!

Our server is filled with drama, betrayal, and chaos – everything you need to attract those women who just can’t resist a bad boy.

So why settle for being a nice guy when you can be the biggest asshole on the block? Join us now and start breaking hearts and causing trouble in style!

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Poo Poo Patrol: Minecraft Madness

EMBARRASSING, Poo, Assholes, DISRESPECTFUL, group

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so wild that they make the Karnacans look like angels! 🤣 Join us for a crazy ride filled with poo poo and pee pee jokes that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players surrounds you and starts doing the poo poo dance. You can’t help but join in, because on this server, we embrace our inner child and let loose with our bodily functions! 💩

But that’s not all – our community is so tight-knit that we have our own secret language made up entirely of fart noises. You haven’t truly experienced Minecraft until you’ve navigated our world using only the sound of your own gas! 🌬️

So why wait? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs diamonds when you have poo poo jokes and pee pee pranks to keep you entertained for hours on end? 😉

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Unleash the Memes: The Anti-Normalfag Minecraft Server

Assholes, dissatisfaction, regret, ISOLATION, Deception

Are you tired of being a normalfag in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the clutches of friends, girlfriends, college, and jobs. Say goodbye to assholes and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggles of real life.

On our server, you can build your dream world without the fear of being judged or used by others. No more looking like a retard, just pure creativity and fun. And if you’re addicted to drugs, don’t worry – our virtual world is the perfect escape.

So why waste time in the real world when you can join our Minecraft server and live your best life online? Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join us now and never look back!

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Assholes

Welcome to our Minecraft server!