CraftyAsshole Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	191	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of being a goody two-shoes on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for all you aspiring assholes out there!

Join us and unleash your inner troll as you grief, steal, and prank your way to the top. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a team of evil llamas who demand chaos and mayhem at all times?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens. Will you be brave enough to face their wrath and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and show the world that being an asshole is not just a hobby, it’s a way of life!

TransCraft: Dad Detector Fail

#facial hair, Assholes, Boyfriend, cisgender, comparison, dad, Deception, detector, Fail, family, Father, feeling, funny, humbled, JOKE, passing, proving wrong, rant, relationship, Testing, TESTOSTERONE, TransCraft, Transgender, Upset

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8919
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mines Excavated:	2160
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most discerning dads can be fooled! Join us for a wild ride of deception and hilarity as we test the limits of perception and reality. Our community is filled with surprises around every corner, just like the moment when my dad realized he couldn’t actually tell who’s transgender.

Come join us and experience the joy of proving someone wrong in the most epic way possible. Our server is filled with laughter, fun, and plenty of unexpected twists. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and be a part of the most entertaining Minecraft server around!

AssholeCraft2024

Additions, aita, AssholeCraft2024, Assholes, August 2024, Civil, Community, fond memories, lost loved ones, Memories, monthly, open forum, regional spinoffs, relationships, Remembering, respectful reminiscing, rules, sharing, storytelling, sub rules, Suggestions

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the assholes are remembered fondly! Join us as we build monuments to those jerks we’ve lost, because let’s face it, Minecraft wouldn’t be the same without a little bit of chaos.

Whether it’s that one friend who always stole your diamonds or that creeper who blew up your house, we celebrate all types of assholes here. Share your stories of grief and laughter as we pay tribute to those who made our gaming experience just a little bit more frustrating.

But remember, no violence allowed! We may be honoring the jerks, but let’s keep things civil in our virtual world. So come on in, build a memorial to your favorite troll, and let’s make some memories together on this outrageous Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe even the creepers will shed a tear for our fallen assholes.

CraftyAssholes247

Assholes, Behavior, Contribution, CraftyAssholes247, criminally underrated, distinguishing, gas, Human Behavior, liquid, misunderstood, Perception, social interactions, social life, societal dynamics, societal expectations, societal hierarchy, societal impact, societal norms, societal roles, societal values, solid

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Runes Activated:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server, where assholes are the real MVPs! These guys are like the Einstein of Minecraft, always knowing their gas from their liquid from their solid. It’s like having a walking chemistry lab in the game, except way more entertaining.

Join us and witness the magic of assholes in action – they’ll have you laughing, crying, and questioning your entire existence. Plus, they’ll keep you on your toes with their unpredictable antics. One minute they’re building a majestic castle, the next they’re turning it into a giant toilet. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, that’s what makes Minecraft so damn fun!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and lots of questionable decisions, then come on down to our server. Who knows, you might just discover that being an asshole is the key to a truly epic Minecraft experience.

Nice Guys Finish Creeper

Assholes, attraction, Communication, Confidence, creeper, DATING, dating advice, emotional intelligence, Finish, gender dynamics, guys, love, Manipulation, Nice, nice guys, personal growth, Psychology, red flags, relationships, self improvement, self worth, societal expectations, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1855
Villages Defended:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of being treated like a nice guy in the real world? Well, look no further because on our server, assholes are all the rage!

Join us and experience a world where women flock to you because you’re the biggest asshole around. Forget about being kind and respectful, here it’s all about being a total jerk!

Our server is filled with drama, betrayal, and chaos – everything you need to attract those women who just can’t resist a bad boy.

So why settle for being a nice guy when you can be the biggest asshole on the block? Join us now and start breaking hearts and causing trouble in style!

Poo Poo Patrol: Minecraft Madness

Assholes, Behavior, bullying, childish, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, Friends, group, immature, inappropriate, insensitive, Karnacans, laughed, madness, Minecraft, mocking, pants, Patrol, pee pee, Poo, poo poo, ridicule, stood by, teasing

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so wild that they make the Karnacans look like angels! 🤣 Join us for a crazy ride filled with poo poo and pee pee jokes that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players surrounds you and starts doing the poo poo dance. You can’t help but join in, because on this server, we embrace our inner child and let loose with our bodily functions! 💩

But that’s not all – our community is so tight-knit that we have our own secret language made up entirely of fart noises. You haven’t truly experienced Minecraft until you’ve navigated our world using only the sound of your own gas! 🌬️

So why wait? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs diamonds when you have poo poo jokes and pee pee pranks to keep you entertained for hours on end? 😉

Unleash the Memes: The Anti-Normalfag Minecraft Server

addiction, AntiNormalfag, Assholes, BETRAYAL, college, Deception, dissatisfaction, Drugs, fake friends, Friends, Girlfriend, ISOLATION, Job, Loneliness, memes, Minecraft, normalfag, Online Community, regret, room, Server, theft, unhappiness, Unleash, wow nerds

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of being a normalfag in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the clutches of friends, girlfriends, college, and jobs. Say goodbye to assholes and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggles of real life.

On our server, you can build your dream world without the fear of being judged or used by others. No more looking like a retard, just pure creativity and fun. And if you’re addicted to drugs, don’t worry – our virtual world is the perfect escape.

So why waste time in the real world when you can join our Minecraft server and live your best life online? Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join us now and never look back!

AdmitCraft

Admit, AdmitCraft, animation, Anime, Assholes, can you assholes, doing.., Fame, Good, imageboard, Japan, japanese, Manga, otherwise, please, retarded, series, STOP, this.., worksafe

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Potions Brewed:	65	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of dealing with a bunch of clueless players who refuse to acknowledge the awesomeness of this server? Well, it’s time to put an end to the nonsense and join us for some epic gameplay. Trust us, you’ll be basking in fame and glory in no time! 😉 Let’s show those naysayers what real Minecraft fun is all about!

Flixrealms

Adventure, ISLAND, PvE, Skyblock

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Server IP: play.flixrealms.com

play.flixrealms.com

Aurora Pixelmon

Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	155
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Potions Brewed:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Pixelmon Brazilian Survival Server! Join our Discord and see how to log in as well as news and events! Discord: https://discord.gg/v4XXyUw

jogar.aurorapixelmon.com.br

Taginu

Creative, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Runes Activated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

This is a server with different worlds where you and your friends can join and play. It has worlds like SkyBlock, Survival and Creative. The server is currently being developed so more features are coming.

minecraft.taginu.com

Masterbuilds

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Void Armor Forged:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	7567	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

User Server [Miner.masterbuild.de]Is intended to make players happy, everything can be purchased with in-game money.

Economy: We have numerous options where you can farm yourself rich and buy cool things!

Booster: we have boosters: / Breakdown Booster / Experience Booster / Fly Booster / Break / Mob Almost all boosters are stackable -> 3x

Shops: We have numerous shops where you can buy and sell things!

Auction house: in our auction house you can access it with /ah and trade with other players without being able to cheat them! (recommended for items with high value)

We have a lot of self-written plugins that are unique like our prefix system

We have our own written perk system

Plots: Each player can have 4 plots, and then when they have enough money they can merge them, we have also adjusted numerous borders for each rank!

Through the shop you can easily buy and enjoy expansions such as plot expansions, clan expansions, etc. using in-game money

Own shops/player shops are all new

Events will take place continuously, everyone has the same chance of winning something!

Item & Mobs: our mobs and items are automatically stacked, this helps players farm more easily and prevents lag due to too many mobs & items spawning!

Ranks can be purchased with in-game money, followed by shops for real money Each rank has individual rights.

Rights: All ranks are ready, and new ones will follow.

Team: We are currently down to 3 team members on the team.

Important: Every bug report is rewarded. Our server is in the starting blocks, we are not error-free so don’t get angry if something doesn’t work!

We are grateful for reports, we take every bug report to heart and do everything we can to fix it and guarantee players the best possible gaming experience.We look forward to every new player!!!

185.223.30.219:2192

OGSKY – Is top rewards – season 1

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Towns Built:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

WE HAVE A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT FEATURES THAT WILL KEEP YOU ENTERTAINED! KEEP AND GIVE US A TRY!

WE HAVE ONE STAFF MEMBER WHO IS WILLING TO PUT IN ALL THE WORK TO ENSURE THAT YOU ENJOY YOUR TIME HERE ON OGCRAFTING

142.44.191.14:25568

VegoGame

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Animals Bred:	49
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

RolePlay server on Russian language. Very big City (Chicago), weapons, transport, flats, businesses!

play.vegogame.net

Survivalesl

Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	223	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Ores Mined:	8456	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Server IP: 87.107.147.168

87.107.147.168

ChampCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchantments Applied:	144
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

–ChampCraft–

Join our marvelous community!

It now supports Vivecraft for VR! Get it at http://vivecraft.org/downloads if you want to play with that!

Interact with only the best of players!

Establish yourself, you won’t regret it!

play.mcchampcraft.net

Just Another Minecraft Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	2975

Semi-Vanilla Survival

You can set up to 3 homes using /Sethome (name)

You can send teleport requests using /tpa, /tpahere

Online 24/7, always latest version

🙂

mc.hostless.org

Benlmt

Fake Minetopia, Minetopia, Roleplay

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Here you will see a nice Minetopia city, be sure to join the Discord and play the city

s53.oddblox.us:4202

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