assholery Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MineCraftyHolidayFun2024

aita, assholery, christmas, Civil, Community, December 2024, families, family time, Feedback, holiday break, MineCraftyHolidayFun2024, Moderators, New Year, open forum, Regional, Restricted, rules, Spinoffs, Suggestions, travel

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	566	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Divine Spears Created:	30	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Towns Built:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2021	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server where we take our holidays seriously! Last year, we had a bit of a mishap with the server going into POO MODE during Christmas and New Year’s, but fear not, this year we are going all out with a Restricted mode for the entire holiday period. Why, you ask? Because even mods need family time, and some of us need to travel to get away from the crazies in our lives (looking at you, Aunt Karen).

But don’t worry, once January 2 rolls around, the server will be back to normal and you can resume your usual Assholery. So mark your calendars and get ready for some epic Minecraft adventures in 2025!

And remember, no direct links or uncensored screenshots allowed – we like to keep things classy around here. So join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next holiday season). See you on the server!

LeaseBreakerMC

aita, apartment, assholery, Blocking, Breakup, cleaning, didn’t contact ex again, ex boyfriend, fees, Furniture, ignoring, judgement, Lease, LeaseBreakerMC, moved out before lease end, moving on, moving out, relationships, rental, SPLIT

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9908
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any ex-boyfriend drama like the poor soul in the story above! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We guarantee that you won’t have to pay any cleaning fees or deal with any exes trying to guilt trip you into giving them money. Our server is drama-free zone! 2. Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, dangerous mobs, and secret dungeons just waiting to be conquered. Who needs a toxic relationship when you can have epic quests instead? 3. Build your dream home without the fear of having to move out suddenly because your ex decided to shack up with someone else. Your creations are safe and sound on our server. 4. Make new friends who won’t ghost you like that ex-boyfriend did. Our community is filled with awesome players who are always ready to team up and take on any challenge together.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all that ex-drama behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PreggoPrideCraft

acceptance, adoption, aita, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, conservative boyfriend, covering up, family dynamics, Honesty, judgment, Lgbt, lying.., parenting, PreggoPrideCraft, pregnancy experience, relationship issues, sisters, trans man, Transgender

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Looking for a server where you can escape reality and dive into a world of chaos? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

Join us and witness the epic tale of a trans man, his conservative sister’s boyfriend, and a whole lot of misunderstandings. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

Experience the thrill of family secrets, relationship drama, and the ultimate showdown between truth and lies. Will you choose sides or sit back and watch the drama unfold?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and be a part of the craziest storylines you’ve ever seen in the world of gaming. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Don’t Mess with Steve

10. life values, 11. life lessons learned, 12. self-improvement, 13. self-realization, 14. self-worth, 15. self-respect, 16. self-empowerment, 17. self-acceptance, 18. self-love, 19. self-confidence, 2. self-discovery, 20. self-care., 3. personal growth, 4. life priorities, 5. Self-awareness, 6. life decisions, 7. important choices, 8. self-reflection, 9. life experiences, dont, life lessons, Mess, steve

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Crops Grown:	8695	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	687	Void Gems Collected:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never mess with the almighty Chicken King. Legend has it that the Chicken King once turned a griefing player into a chicken and banished them to the depths of the Nether for eternity. But don’t worry, as long as you pay tribute to the Chicken King by building him a majestic chicken palace, you’ll be safe from his wrath.

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Egg of Destiny, rumored to grant the holder unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Or team up with other players to battle hordes of evil zombie pigs who are trying to steal all the chickens’ eggs.

But beware, the Chicken King’s loyal subjects, the Feathered Knights, will stop at nothing to protect their ruler. So sharpen your swords, gather your resources, and prepare for the cluckin’ adventure of a lifetime on our server. Just remember, don’t cluck with the Chicken King!

KurskWarzone Minecraft Server

aggression, battle, Conflict, current events, eastern europe, Fighting, global affairs, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskWarzone, Military, Minecraft, News, Politics, russia, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, violence, War, WARFARE, zelenskyy

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WAR IS ‘COMING HOME’ TO RUSSIA, JUST LIKE ZELENSKYY SAID! FIGHTING RAGES IN KURSK, BUT DON’T WORRY, WE HAVE CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES TO KEEP YOU COMPANY!

JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES! BUILD YOUR OWN FORTRESS AND DEFEND IT FROM THE EVIL MOBS THAT ROAM THE LANDS. WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GRAB YOUR SWORD AND PICKAXE AND JOIN US TODAY! BECAUSE ON OUR SERVER, EVERY DAY IS A WARZONE FILLED WITH FUN AND MAYHEM!

KremlinGuardMC

Appointment, BODYGUARD, Commander, DEFEND, Defense, ex-bodyguard, Government, Kremlin, KremlinGuardMC, Kursk, leadership, loyalty, Military, national security, oversee, Politics, Protect, putin, russia, SECURITY, strategy

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4833
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

come join our minecraft server where putin appoints ex-bodyguard to oversee defend kursk!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got ex-bodyguards running around keeping the peace and making sure no creepers blow up our precious buildings! they’re like the secret service of minecraft, but with more blocky graphics and less actual danger 😂

if you wanna feel safe while mining for diamonds and building epic castles, this is the server for you! plus, you never know when putin himself might pop in to say hi and give you a virtual high five 🙌

so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only thing scarier than a zombie horde is putin’s ex-bodyguard on patrol! 🤪🤪🤪

SkinRxCrafts

Adults, antibiotics, antibiotics linked to skin reactions, common, common oral antibiotics, higher risk, higher risk of skin reactions, Older, older adults, older adults skin reactions, oral, oral antibiotics, reactions, Risk, serious, serious skin reactions, serious skin reactions in older adults, skin, skin reactions, SkinRxCrafts

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2425
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

so, like, if you wanna join this epic minecraft server, you gotta hear this wild story. so, like, there was this dude who was playing on the server and he found a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds. but, like, when he tried to mine them, a bunch of evil creepers came out of nowhere and blew him up! it was, like, so crazy, dude.

but, like, that’s not even the best part. on this server, you can ride on giant chickens and battle dragons with diamond swords. it’s, like, a total fantasy world come to life. and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits fireballs at your enemies. how cool is that?

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted armor and weapons that only the bravest players can find? it’s, like, a total challenge, but totally worth it.

so, like, if you wanna have the most epic adventure of your life, you gotta join this minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, you might even become the ultimate warrior and defeat the evil ender dragon once and for all. how awesome would that be?

BlockBrawl Minecraft Server

3s, 490016540, a2, a3, BlockBrawl, Capcom Pro Tour 2024, CVS2, Fightcade, Fighting Game Glossary, Gameplay Trailer, Guide, High level replays, m. bison, Minecraft, Release, round, S2 Balance Patch, Server, sfg, st, street fight general, Street Fighter 6 Frame Data, SuperCombo Wiki, Terry teaser, Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! We have M. Bison as a playable character, because why not? And if you’re tired of the same old boring servers, join us for some high level replays that will blow your mind. Plus, our Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer is so epic, it’ll make you want to build a monument in its honor. And don’t even get us started on our S2 Balance Patch – it’s so wild, it’ll make you wonder if you’re still playing Minecraft. So come join us on this crazy adventure, where anything is possible – even fighting game glossaries and frame data websites. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeper in Minecraft SMP

boy band, CraftyCreeper, Entertainment, korean pop, Kpop, kpop comeback, kpop comeback 2021, kpop comeback list, kpop comeback predictions, kpop comeback rumors, kpop comeback schedule, kpop comeback spoilers, kpop comeback teasers, kpop culture, kpop dance, kpop fans, kpop group, kpop idols, kpop news, kpop songs, Minecraft, Music, smp

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8511
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	363	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP where you can battle it out with other players in epic dance-offs instead of boring old PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the Kpop Creeper. These creepers explode in a shower of glitter and confetti, leaving behind valuable loot like signed albums and concert tickets.

Join now and you might even run into our resident celebrity player, Kim Jong-Craft. Rumor has it he once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks just for fun. So what are you waiting for? Come join our kpop Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

DoggyCraft Minecraft Server

Accommodation, anxiety, compromise, DoggyCraft, Emotional support, family, family dynamics, mental health, Minecraft, ptsd, self-care, Server, service dog, social events, social situations, Support, Trauma, Understanding, Wedding, wedding etiquette, well-behaved, well-being

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	534
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Void Armor Forged:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of boring weddings where you can’t even bring your service dog to help you through the stress? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all service dogs, emotional support animals, and even therapy llamas to join you on your pixelated adventures.

Join us for epic quests, build battles, and virtual weddings where your furry friends are always welcome. No more leaving early because your service dog isn’t allowed – here, they’re the VIP guests!

So come on over to our server and let your service dog roam free in a world where they’re truly appreciated. Who knows, maybe they’ll even help you mine some diamonds!

FamCraft: No Peace for the Wicked

FamCraft, family betrayal, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family expectations, family loyalty, family manipulation, family pressure, family relationships, Family secrets, family tension, family unity, Family Values, inheritance dispute, Peace, wedding drama, Wicked

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	471
Emeralds Found:	8865	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	933219

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my fianceé’s family inheritance dispute!

Witness the epic battles between family members over who gets the most virtual diamonds! Will the emotionally distant dad finally stand up to his spoiled rotten sister? Will the aunt and uncle retire in their virtual mansion while the rest of the family struggles to survive?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of planning a virtual wedding while dealing with family members threatening to cut off your inheritance! Will you invite the aunt and risk family conflict, or stick to your guns and have a court ceremony instead?

Join our Minecraft server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, betrayal, and virtual riches! Who needs reality TV when you have this level of drama in the virtual world?

GameChanger in Minecraft SMP

#gamechanger, Adventure, Challenges, creativity, Decision making, Entertainment, escapism, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Immersive, life simulation, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, problem solving, role playing, simulation, smp, strategy, Survival, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the biggest challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of living in a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear top hats.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a giant chicken that lays explosive eggs and terrorizes players who dare to challenge it. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend?

And let’s not forget about the cursed villagers who trade in enchanted toilet plungers and explosive sheep. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, join our SMP today! Just remember, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!