AssholeCraft2024 Minecraft Servers

AssholeCraft2024 Minecraft Servers

  • AssholeCraft2024

    AssholeCraft2024
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 581
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the assholes are remembered fondly! Join us as we build monuments to those jerks we’ve lost, because let’s face it, Minecraft wouldn’t be the same without a little bit of chaos.

    Whether it’s that one friend who always stole your diamonds or that creeper who blew up your house, we celebrate all types of assholes here. Share your stories of grief and laughter as we pay tribute to those who made our gaming experience just a little bit more frustrating.

    But remember, no violence allowed! We may be honoring the jerks, but let’s keep things civil in our virtual world. So come on in, build a memorial to your favorite troll, and let’s make some memories together on this outrageous Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe even the creepers will shed a tear for our fallen assholes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RedstoneLover69 – Minecraft SMP

    RedstoneLover69 – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 2691
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 14 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and non-stop laughter.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or how about building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of melons? On our server, anything is possible!

    But that’s not all – we have secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and even a group of llamas that have formed their own political party. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Just remember, the only rule on our server is that there are no rules. Let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SummerCraft2021

    SummerCraft2021
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 693
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 49 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 98 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Titanic Battles Fought: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you love building sandcastles on the beach? Well, imagine doing that in Minecraft, but with giant creepers trying to blow them up! Our server is the perfect place for beach lovers who also enjoy a little chaos. Join us for epic battles against evil mobs and show off your building skills in our sandcastle competition. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds! So come on down to our server and let the summer fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mousey Estrogen Fuel

    Mousey Estrogen Fuel
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 2723
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 230 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, guess what, this server is like, the wildest of them all! we got researchers finding out that like, estrogens are fueling the growth of cancers in mice, like what even is that? but don’t worry, our server is totally cancer-free, we promise!

    join us for the most insane adventures, like fighting off zombie pigmen with diamond swords and riding pigs into battle. we’ve got secret caves filled with treasure and hidden villages with friendly villagers who will trade with you for the rarest items.

    plus, our community is like, the coolest ever. we’ve got players from all over the world, all coming together to build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SeraphicMC

    SeraphicMC
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 1639
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6798 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 59 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Step into a world where the divine meets the demonic, where heavenly skies clash with the fiery depths of the underworld, and where you choose your path—angelic or demonic. SeraphicMC isn’t just any Minecraft server; it’s an epic adventure waiting for you to carve your destiny.

    Unleash your power with custom armor sets and tools that set you apart from the ordinary. Battle through mob arenas that will test your strength and strategy as you face waves of enemies from both realms. Choose your destiny with our class system, offering unique abilities and playstyles tailored to your journey. Enhance your gear with unique enchants that bring a new level of power and customization to your adventure.

    The choice is yours—will you rise with the Seraphs or descend into the darkness? Your adventure begins now on SeraphicMC!

    play.seraphicmc.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MacronWorldslds – Epic Minecraft server

    MacronWorldslds – Epic Minecraft server
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 1627
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 74 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 71
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Towns Built: 8
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    MacronWorlds – plunge into epic battles!

    ❄Version supported: 1.16 – 1.17.1

    ❄Clan, quests and much more…

    ❄PvP Arena, Booths, Clan Wars.

    ❄Win and become a topper.

    ❄Battle and Season pass.

    ❄Frequent events.

    ❄Unique enchantment books.

    ❄Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

    ❄Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

    ❄Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

    Play.MacronWorlds.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Rainstorm Network: Skydrama October 15th

    Rainstorm Network: Skydrama October 15th
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 8235
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Potions Brewed: 58
    Zombie Dances: 2 Villages Defended: 20
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/tower-of-fantasy-tips-for-new-players/">Torrent SkyFactions</a>

    Torrent SkyFactions – BRAND NEW Original Gamemode

    🌟 A new completely original gamemode

    Grind on your own skyblock island or…

    Join a faction with your friends

    Imagine a server where skyblock and factions are combined.. what would you do?

    Grind for resources on your own island or join a faction or nation to collaborate on a faction island. Become the Lord of a faction or serve as a valiant knight, baron, or duke. But wait… there’s a twist:

    you can raid other islands

    With custom 3D modeled blocks and items, a beautiful lobby, epic cinematic gameplay rivaling Hoplite and Hypixel, this will be the server of the century.

    Drops October 15th, 2024

    Join our Discord and ask us any questions you have: https://discord.gg/torrent

    Website: https://www.torrentsmp.com

    Server IP: torrentsmp.com

    Port (if you’re on Bedrock): 19132

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Which factions can players join? Players have the option to join various factions such as knights, barons, dukes, and lords.
    Can players raid other islands? Yes, players can raid other islands as part of the gameplay.
    When does the server launch? The server will be live on October 15th, 2024.
    How can I join the server? You can join the server using the IP address torrentsmp.com and port 19132 for Bedrock players.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Idol Minecraft Server

    Crafty Idol Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 7613
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Animals Bred: 175 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Chimeras Created: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just mine and build here, we also idolize and sing our hearts out like never before! Join us for a chance to become the ultimate idol producer in a virtual world where anything is possible.

    Our server is filled with wacky events and gachas that will keep you on your toes. From SideM 10th Anniversary streams to watching old anime episodes, there’s never a dull moment here. And don’t forget about our exclusive Shiny Colors Style Books and merch that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

    But the real highlight of our server? The iM@S 20th Anniversary National Producer Certification Test submissions! Show off your skills and prove that you have what it takes to be a true idol producer. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create some Minecraft magic together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Browser Minecraft SMP /g/

    Browser Minecraft SMP /g/
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 5985
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Runes Activated: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being forced to switch browsers for work? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We promise you won’t have to deal with any browser drama here. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few secret browser wars happening behind the scenes. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind why Internet Explorer mysteriously disappeared… 😉 So come on, join us and escape the browser madness for a while!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DrunkCraft: Bathroom Escort Service

    DrunkCraft: Bathroom Escort Service
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 7968
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 47 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid nosy little bitches like the one in this story? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about obnoxious drunk girls taking your picture again. Our community is full of helpful players who will guide you to the bathroom and back, no questions asked. Plus, we have a strict no selfie-taking policy, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the world without any drama. Join now and leave the drama at the pool table!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LoveStruck SMP

    LoveStruck SMP
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 2360
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 3207
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Void Gems Collected: 28

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had someone to share your enchanted golden apples with? Look no further, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to find love and friendship in the blocky world!

    Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about maintaining a healthy relationship again. Our players are so friendly and supportive, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual therapy session every time you log on. Need relationship advice? Just ask our resident love guru, Steve, who once tamed a wild wolf with nothing but a bone and a dream.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cupid, a mysterious figure who shoots heart-shaped arrows at unsuspecting players, causing them to fall madly in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a magical matchmaker roaming the virtual plains?

    So ditch the single-player life and come join us for a wild ride of romance, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of drama. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate in our crazy Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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